Colts RB Kenton Keith arrested outside Indy nightclub

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/wire?section=nfl&id=3356535

I like the part where at the moments of being handcuffed he yells "I am a Colts player" and the cops still didn't give a sh!t - maybe the cops were Patriots fans :singing:

 

[Kontradiction]

Any chance that he got beaten with a nightstick/sprayed with mase/tazed? This would truely bring a smile to my face.

 

[Sicilian]

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/wire?section=nfl&id=3356535

I like the part where at the moments of being handcuffed he yells "I am a Colts player" and the cops still didn't give a sh!t - maybe the cops were Patriots fans :singing:

Perhaps the holier than thou attitude went to his head a bit...

 

[tobias funke]

Any chance that he got beaten with a nightstick/sprayed with mase/tazed? This would truely bring a smile to my face.

Uncalled for, IMO.

I mean, I appreciate that it's fun to enjoy when the Colts have problems, but I just cannot fathom enjoying another human being beaten by the cops.

 

[Kdo5]

Perhaps the holier than thou attitude went to his head a bit...

Did I miss something? Did this reserve running back open his mouth or something?

 

[Kontradiction]

Uncalled for, IMO.

I mean, I appreciate that it's fun to enjoy when the Colts have problems, but I just cannot fathom enjoying another human being beaten by the cops.

Per Dictionary.com...

joke Audio Help /dʒoʊk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[johk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, joked, jok·ing.
–noun 1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.
2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke.
3. a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter: The loss was no joke.
4. something that does not present the expected challenge; something very easy: The test was a joke for the whole class.
5. practical joke.
–verb (used without object) 6. to speak or act in a playful or merry way: He was always joking with us.
7. to say something in fun or teasing rather than in earnest; be facetious: He didn't really mean it, he was only joking.
–verb (used with object) 8. to subject to jokes; make fun of; tease.
9. to obtain by joking: The comedian joked coins from the audience.

 

[tobias funke]

Jokes are generally funny.

Just sayin'.

 

[Kontradiction]

Jokes are generally funny.

Just sayin'.

That joke is probably funny to non-40 year olds. If I wanted to make them laugh, I'd joke about the wife being a pain in the neck or how many times the neighbor's dog has taken a dump on the lawn.

 

[tobias funke]

I'm 26. I guess I'm just not in tune with the edgy 'taking pleasure in cops beating people' humor all the kids are using.

 

[primetime]

That joke is probably funny to non-40 year olds. If I wanted to make them laugh, I'd joke about the wife being a pain in the neck or how many times the neighbor's dog has taken a dump on the lawn.

I'm hardly 40 and I didn't find it particularly funny either. Maybe you're overrating your wit.

Still not as good as Ed Belfour being arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct and resisting arrest and offering the cops $100,000 then 1 billion dollars to let him go. They didn't.

 

[Kontradiction]

I'm 26. I guess I'm just not in tune with the edgy 'taking pleasure in cops beating people' humor all the kids are using.

I wouldn't expect you to be. My sense of humor caters to people that grew up or are growing up in this generation. I realize it might not seem funny to some of you but, to the other "some of you" it may be hilarious. Hence why I get messages in my user comments section, some saying "hilarious post, man" or, "great laugh", some not so flattering. Everyone's sense of humor differs and if you're not into a sick joke, then that's all fine and good with me.

 

[tobias funke]

10 chars

 

[castlelong1]

Eh, is Peyton Manning still the QB?

 

[Kontradiction]

Well it's not like I've seen a lot of knee slappers from you around here either. Perhaps you should venture to a club and maybe find a woman because you seem too uptight to possibly have a wife or a girlfriend.

 

[castlelong1]

Any chance that he got beaten with a nightstick/sprayed with mase/tazed? This would truely bring a smile to my face.

Again, was it Peyton Manning?

Now I'm going to called out for wishing that on Peyton Manning. Get a life and rent some Three Stooges DVDs

 

[tobias funke]

Well it's not like I've seen a lot of knee slappers from you around here either. Perhaps you should venture to a club and maybe find a woman because you seem too uptight to possibly have a wife or a girlfriend.

I take it back, buddy. You are pretty entertaining.

 

[castlelong1]

I'm 26. I guess I'm just not in tune with the edgy 'taking pleasure in cops beating people' humor all the kids are using.

Did you like the three Stooges? Cops beating people up, saws going over Curly's head and the teeth get bent. Moe gets his tongue painted. Same idea.

 

[tobias funke]

Did you like the three Stooges? Cops beating people up, saws going over Curly's head and the teeth get bent. Moe gets his tongue painted. Same idea.

I dunno, man. I enjoyed the 3 Stooges. I love Jackass. On the other hand, I didn't fall out of my chair laughing when I saw the Rodney King video.

 

[castlelong1]

Did Kontradiction actually beat him up?

Your comparison to the Rodney King video is flawed. We know Larry was not blinded by Moe poking him in the eyes, we know Kenton Keith was not Tazed despite what Kotradiction says. We know Rodney King was really hit.

 

[tobias funke]

Did Kontradiction actually beat him up?

Your comparison to the Rodney King video is flawed. We know Larry was not blinded by Moe poking him in the eyes, we know Kenton Keith was not Tazed despite what Kotradiction says. We know Rodney King was really hit.

This really isn't something I'm going to debate in-depth on a football forum, but my comparison is not flawed at all, and your explanation of my logic is completely off the mark.

Regardless, I'm not going to tell anyone else what to find funny. I said my piece and I'm done with it.