Funniest Super Bowl Lines

[Patriotic]

SuperBowl X -Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson


"Terry Bradshaw couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the c and the a."

 

[Pats_2007]

"**** Caspar Gomez! And **** the ****in' Diaz brothers! **** 'em all! I bury those c-ockroaches."

 

[Fanfrom1960]

Not a line, but Bill Walsh dressing up as a bellman in Detroit, to loosen up the young 49er team before super bowl XVI was pretty funny.

 

[GaryfromTO]

Not Super Bowl lines, but I still love these gems from Bum Phillips.

on why he brought is wife along on all road trips but his players were not allowed to bring their wives or girlfriends.

"I have to bring her along becuase she's too ugly to kiss goodbye"

on the legal problems (drugs, rape, murder, assault etc.) of some NFL players.

"there's no problem in the NFL. You break the law, you go to jail. what's the problem?"

 

[xmarkd400x]

Lawrence Taylor probably had the best lines.

 

[sbcpats70]

From "New England, the Patriots and We"...quite possibly the worst song ever written. "We'll beat the Bears....one hundred to three."

BAHAHAHAHA

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

Reporter to Doug WIlliams: "how long have you been a black quaterback?"

 

[Sivy]

seau

"we have the chance to be a part of ever."

 

[dhamz]

Reporter to Doug WIlliams: "how long have you been a black quaterback?"

This actually would be one of the biggest myth in Super Bowl history. It never actually happenned.

Williams was asked something a long the lines of - having been a black qb your whole life when did your race start to become an issue. He responded that while he had been black his whole life, he had only been a QB since HS.

The answer has been repeated often and it eventually morphed the question into "how long have you been a black qb"

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

SuperBowl X -Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson


"Terry Bradshaw couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the c and the a."

and that was before Henderson hit the Texas lottery for $28 million

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/news/2000/03/23/henderson_lottery/

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

Russ Hochstein after SB 38,

Where's that F***ing Warren Sapp?

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

And of course,
John Madden late in Quarter 4 of SB 36.

I think they need to play for overtime.......

 

[Fanfrom1960]

And of course,
John Madden late in Quarter 4 of SB 36.

I think they need to play for overtime.......

Followed in about 10 minutes by "what Tom Brady just did gives me goosebumps." Not that that was funny, just sayin'.

 

[Tommysgirl]

How is FredEx not on this list? I'm ashamed of you all.

 

[Fanfrom1960]

How is FredEx not on this list? I'm ashamed of you all.

Who was the Rams guy, Trung Canidate, or Jeff Robinson that was caught on tape saying a dynasty is being born tonight? Wrong team though.

Willie McGinest "they (Steelers) can unpack their bags for the super bowl now".

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

Who was the Rams guy, Trung Canidate, or Jeff Robinson that was caught on tape saying a dynasty is being born tonight? Wrong team though.

Willie McGinest "they (Steelers) can unpack their bags for the super bowl now".

Who was the Panther's player that said Tom Brady, overrated?

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

Who was the Rams guy, Trung Canidate, or Jeff Robinson that was caught on tape saying a dynasty is being born tonight? Wrong team though.

Willie McGinest "they (Steelers) can unpack their bags for the super bowl now".

It was Ricky Proehl (WR) who said "Tonight, a dynasty is born baby!" Ricky was right! He never said it would be a Rams dynasty.
(He also played with the Panthers in the next SB vs the Pats)

McGinest yeld "Cancel those tickets! Cancel all those tickets!" in the AFCCG vs the Pit Steelers. It was not a SB, although he was referring to plane tickets to the SB.

How about Rodney Harrison's "We shocked the world" comment (I think that was Rodney) - not all that funny, but one of the most memorable lines

 

[Sivy]

we are all patriots, and tonight the patriots are world champions.


i realize thats not funny, but its still a good line.

 

[cartmen]

for those of you who have the dvd of the first one I shouldnt even have to say the whole line but for those who don't

the idiot on the sidelines with just a jersey on

"I like our chances we have the number one offense in the league....I tild you I like our chances!" classic

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

It was Ricky Proehl (WR) who said "Tonight, a dynasty is born baby!" Ricky was right! He never said it would be a Rams dynasty.
(He also played with the Panthers in the next SB vs the Pats)

McGinest yeld "Cancel those tickets! Cancel all those tickets!" in the AFCCG vs the Pit Steelers. It was not a SB, although he was referring to plane tickets to the SB.

How about Rodney Harrison's "We shocked the world" comment (I think that was Rodney) - not all that funny, but one of the most memorable lines

Actually is was after SB 36 and it was Adam Vinitieri to Bob Kraft.