some brady/manning jokes to lighten things up.......

[thenepatsrule]

Tom Brady and Payton Manning are on a boat that is sinking. There is only one life vest, and Manning has it. Brady turns to Manning and asks him if he is willing to trade that lifevest for something. Manning wants Brady's SB rings, so Brady gives them to him.

The next day, Payton Mannings obit reads as follows:

"An increadable QB, won a Super Bowl and was named MVP. Sadly, he was also a thief, as he stole Tom Brady's 3 Super Bowl rings. That mistake cost him his life."


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Tony Romo, Peyton Manning and Tom Brady travel to heaven. The plan is to watch MNF with God. So they get up there and God asks Romo, "What do You believe in?" Romo answers, " Well I believe in Family, Trying hard and my Cowboys." God Says to him, "Ok sit here on my left." He turns to Peyton and says, " What do you believe in?" Peyton answers, " Well, family and trying my best every sunday and working hard." God says to him, "Good, sit here on my right." He then asks Tom Brady, "What do you believe in?" Brady Looks at God and says, "I believe you are in my seat."

 

[neuronet]

Brady Looks at God and says, "I believe you are in my seat."

LMAO. Good one.

 

[MRBLAZE]

LMAO. Good one.

yes indeed, never gets old no matter how many hundreds of times i read it.

 

[Run it up baby!]

Here's a good one...

Some people think Peyton Manning is better than Tom Brady.





















.......Lol

 

[Terry Glenn is a cowgirl]

Here's a good one...

Some people think Peyton Manning is better than Tom Brady.





















.......Lol

Or even more funny... replace Peyton Manning with the charger guy.

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

What does Tom Brady and the Circus have in common?









They both have two more rings then Peyton.

 

[Terry Glenn is a cowgirl]

the brothers manning both love to get double stuffed...

 

[Oraukk]

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. “This house is yours for eternity, Peyton,” said God. “This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.” Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the sidewalk, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and red sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window hung a red Patriots towel. Peyton asked, "Hey, why does Tom Brady get a bigger house than mine?" God laughed and said, "That's isn't Tom Brady's house, it's mine!"

 

[questionman]

I saw this one on another forum and since you guys are in a joking mode here goes...

Four football fans; a Colts fan, a Cowboys fan, a Chargers
fan, and a Patriots fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.

The Dallas fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is
for the Cowboys!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the San Diego fan shouts, 'This is for the
Chargers!' and throws himself off the mountain.

The Indy fan is next to profess his love for his team.
He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Patriot fan off the
mountain.

 

[questionman]

I saw this one on another forum and since you guys are in a joking mode here goes...

Four football fans; a Colts fan, a Cowboys fan, a Chargers
fan, and a Patriots fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.

The Dallas fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is
for the Cowboys!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the San Diego fan shouts, 'This is for the
Chargers!' and throws himself off the mountain.

The Indy fan is next to profess his love for his team.
He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Patriot fan off the
mountain.