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By Wind.

Never freaked out more in my life. Sitting on the telephone talking about the game with my buddy who is busting my chops because he's a Viking fan, and all of a sudden, a gust of wind came forcing my curtains into my 12'' Brady McFarlane figurine and it knocked him onto my coffee table...........................

Guys I do not like this , if this is a sign or a higher power screwing with me, STOP IT PLEASE!
 
By Wind.

Never freaked out more in my life. Sitting on the telephone talking about the game with my buddy who is busting my chops because he's a Viking fan, and all of a sudden, a gust of wind came forcing my curtains into my 12'' Brady McFarlane figurine and it knocked him onto my coffee table...........................

Guys I do not like this , if this is a sign or a higher power screwing with me, STOP IT PLEASE!

Somehow I think that if a higher power was trying to send a message to the world that it would impact the outcome of the game, it wouldn't chose your figurine as the medium.
I would suppose we would have a real concern if a gust of wind blew TOM BRADY over onto your coffe table.
 
Simple fix:
Go buy Brady's o-line figurines and surround Tom with an impenetrable pocket to protect him.
Don't forget to put Faulk near him in case you have more than 2 windows showing 'blitz'.
 
Somehow I think that if a higher power was trying to send a message to the world that it would impact the outcome of the game, it wouldn't chose your figurine as the medium.
I would suppose we would have a real concern if a gust of wind blew TOM BRADY over onto your coffe table.

I think the injury would be more than karmic if Tom Brady went flying through a house, to be honest.
 
By Wind.

Never freaked out more in my life. Sitting on the telephone talking about the game with my buddy who is busting my chops because he's a Viking fan, and all of a sudden, a gust of wind came forcing my curtains into my 12'' Brady McFarlane figurine and it knocked him onto my coffee table...........................

Guys I do not like this , if this is a sign or a higher power screwing with me, STOP IT PLEASE!


Your drinking again aren't you?
 
Oh no :eek: :eek: :eek:

I also had a sign the other day. I was eating a hot "pocket", and some of the filling oozed out the bottom onto my Tom Brady jersey, which hints at the chance of Tom Brady having issues in the "pocket" on Sunday :eek:

No, really, I'm not crazy.....
 
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By Wind.

Never freaked out more in my life. Sitting on the telephone talking about the game with my buddy who is busting my chops because he's a Viking fan, and all of a sudden, a gust of wind came forcing my curtains into my 12'' Brady McFarlane figurine and it knocked him onto my coffee table...........................

Guys I do not like this , if this is a sign or a higher power screwing with me, STOP IT PLEASE!


Actually, the more amazing thing was a Vikings fan busting on a Pats fan. WTF?

P. S. If the Pats loose, its all your fault.
 
Oh no :eek: :eek: :eek:

I also had a sign the other day. I was eating a hot "pocket", and some of the filling oozed out the bottom onto my Tom Brady jersey, which hints at the chance of Tom Brady having issues in the "pocket" on Sunday :eek:

No, really, I'm not crazy.....

you should know better then to eat hotpockets with your jersey on ...grrr
 
By Wind.

Never freaked out more in my life. Sitting on the telephone talking about the game with my buddy who is busting my chops because he's a Viking fan, and all of a sudden, a gust of wind came forcing my curtains into my 12'' Brady McFarlane figurine and it knocked him onto my coffee table...........................

Guys I do not like this , if this is a sign or a higher power screwing with me, STOP IT PLEASE!

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Yea right, it's a doll not a figurine.:)

I think your doll falling over on to the coffee table will have no effect on the outcome of the game, so sleep easy.

P.S. Is your doll OK?:D :rolleyes:
 
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Yea right, it's a doll not a figurine.:)

I think your doll falling over on to the coffee table will have no effect on the outcome of the game, so sleep easy.

P.S. Is your doll OK?:D :rolleyes:
Yeah it's fine, I take really good care of it, just a real heavy gust of wind. I bought my son one of his own to play with and mess around, this one is just for display purposes, the 12'' model goes for $100 now. I have no intent of ever reselling it or else i'd have never opened it, i just don't want to damage it. My son I bought the 6'' one so he can bang it around, that one is relatively cheaper about $15 or $20.
 
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By Wind.

Never freaked out more in my life. Sitting on the telephone talking about the game with my buddy who is busting my chops because he's a Viking fan, and all of a sudden, a gust of wind came forcing my curtains into my 12'' Brady McFarlane figurine and it knocked him onto my coffee table...........................

Guys I do not like this , if this is a sign or a higher power screwing with me, STOP IT PLEASE!

its a sign, that you wont ever get laid if you have figurines in your bedroom; IE 40 year old virgin
 
Why the hell are your windows open in mid-January? Where do you live?
 
I emailed my good friend Hermione Granger about this.

She says that according to "The big book of doll predictions vol 4" this is a most ominous sign. This most likely means that the Patriots will lose because several passes Tom Brady throws into the wind will be intercepted.

She has good news. The spell can be broken. First you must set the doll upright, chant nine times, "A river can not flow uphill"

Then anyone who has touched the doll, must avoid all contract with game. No going to the stadium watching it on TV, listening to it on the Radio, checking the score on the internet or inquiring to others how the game is going.
 
I emailed my good friend Hermione Granger about this.

She says that according to "The big book of doll predictions vol 4" this is a most ominous sign. This most likely means that the Patriots will lose because several passes Tom Brady throws into the wind will be intercepted.

She has good news. The spell can be broken. First you must set the doll upright, chant nine times, "A river can not flow uphill"

Then anyone who has touched the doll, must avoid all contract with game. No going to the stadium watching it on TV, listening to it on the Radio, checking the score on the internet or inquiring to others how the game is going.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
I emailed my good friend Hermione Granger about this.

She says that according to "The big book of doll predictions vol 4" this is a most ominous sign. This most likely means that the Patriots will lose because several passes Tom Brady throws into the wind will be intercepted.

She has good news. The spell can be broken. First you must set the doll upright, chant nine times, "A river can not flow uphill"

Then anyone who has touched the doll, must avoid all contract with game. No going to the stadium watching it on TV, listening to it on the Radio, checking the score on the internet or inquiring to others how the game is going.

Hermione also required that Giselle call me to watch the game at my place as we sip wine by the fire with a hot tub halftime.
 
If it makes you feel any better, my boyfriend's son was playing with my old LT macfarlane this morning and he broke it.
 
I emailed my good friend Hermione Granger about this.

She says that according to "The big book of doll predictions vol 4" this is a most ominous sign. This most likely means that the Patriots will lose because several passes Tom Brady throws into the wind will be intercepted.

Come on, TGIAGH. Everybody knows that Hermione has no patience for divination. :rolleyes:

On a more serious note, has anyone given thought to the possibility that Blaze's doll is a horcrux? This would explain how Brady has managed to take so many nasty hits without ever missing a start.
 
its a sign, that you wont ever get laid if you have figurines in your bedroom; IE 40 year old virgin

I think the "I bought my son one to play around with" line discounts this theory, eh? ;)
 
Another quick, "this'll make you feel better" tale. Had my Brady McFarlane sitting on top of the TV one day, about a month and a half ago, it fell onto the floor and his head snapped clean off! Needless to say, some mild freaking out took place. Glued the head back on perfectly in place, and havent skipped a beat. Been atleast 5 games since then. If Brady can survive a brief decapitation then, I think his coffee table backflip wont hurt too much.
 
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