Charger Fan Prayer

[BoltBarbarian]

Lombardy,

I have never prayed to you before…I saw no point in it. No one - not even you - will remember whether we danced on opposing team logos, taunted rival quarter backs, or illegally filmed defensive schemes. No. What matters is that an underdog stands against a dynasty. That’s what’s important. Upsets please you Lombardy, so grant us one request; grant us REVENGE! And if you do not hear me, then to hell with you!

The Bolt Barbarian

 

[BoltsFan]

Lombardy,

I have never prayed to you before…I saw no point in it. No one - not even you - will remember whether we danced on opposing team logos, taunted rival quarter backs, or illegally filmed defensive schemes. No. What matters is that an underdog stands against a dynasty. That’s what’s important. Upsets please you Lombardy, so grant us one request; grant us REVENGE! And if you do not hear me, then to hell with you!

The Bolt Barbarian

I think maybe he might take more of your prayers to heart if you spelled his name correctly.

 

[SoonerPatriot]

I think maybe he might take more of your prayers to heart if you spelled his name correctly.

Or maybe if he hadn't posted it at all. LAME.

 

[Va_Pats_Fan]

I think maybe he might take more of your prayers to heart if you spelled his name correctly.

Maybe he meant Lom-Brady, the god of all things football?

 

[SuperStang83]

Dude, you gotta lay off the crack!

 

[OhExaulted1]

I think maybe he might take more of your prayers to heart if you spelled his name correctly.

BoltsFan, you just made the OK list in my book. Funny shiite.

 

[swuster]

So the point of this is...?

Someone should explain it to me.

Either way, I expect a good game on Sunday. Maybe we'll get lucky and pull another upset.

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Lombardy,

I have never prayed to you before…I saw no point in it. No one - not even you - will remember whether we danced on opposing team logos, taunted rival quarter backs, or illegally filmed defensive schemes. No. What matters is that an underdog stands against a dynasty. That’s what’s important. Upsets please you Lombardy, so grant us one request; grant us REVENGE! And if you do not hear me, then to hell with you!

The Bolt Barbarian

The people of Milan in the province of Lombardy thank you.....but I don't know if it will help...

 

[PantsB]

Lombardy,

I have never prayed to you before…I saw no point in it. No one - not even you - will remember whether we danced on opposing team logos, taunted rival quarter backs, or illegally filmed defensive schemes. No. What matters is that an underdog stands against a dynasty. That’s what’s important. Upsets please you Lombardy, so grant us one request; grant us REVENGE! And if you do not hear me, then to hell with you!

The Bolt Barbarian

I - Lombardi likes favorites like his 60s Packers.
II - Lombardi prays to BB

 

[Tunescribe]

Lombardy,

I have never prayed to you before…I saw no point in it. No one - not even you - will remember whether we danced on opposing team logos, taunted rival quarter backs, or illegally filmed defensive schemes. No. What matters is that an underdog stands against a dynasty. That’s what’s important. Upsets please you Lombardy, so grant us one request; grant us REVENGE! And if you do not hear me, then to hell with you!

The Bolt Barbarian

Who is Lombardy?

Please come to Massachusetts next weekend. It will be 15 degrees WITHOUT windchill. Sort of makes bumps and bruises smart a little more.

 

[Scouse Patriot]

So the point of this is...?

Someone should explain it to me.

Charger fan sh!tting himself at the thought of the Patriots and has resorted to praying for his team. I can see why, SD had their main guys healthy in week 2 aswell...

 

[BoltBarbarian]

I think maybe he might take more of your prayers to heart if you spelled his name correctly.

Whoops!

 

[Fahrenhype]

I'm too damn happy about Pay-ton and Romo being knocked out of the playoffs to come up with insulting replies to threads like this. In fact I'll probably give Chargers fans 72 hours amnesty of foolishness.

Such a wonderful day. :singing:

 

[WelcometotheRazor]

Lombardi,

I have never prayed to you before…I saw no point in it. No one - not even you - will remember whether we danced on opposing team logos, taunted rival quarter backs, or illegally filmed defensive schemes. No. What matters is that an underdog stands against a dynasty. That’s what’s important. Upsets please you Lombardi, so grant us one request; grant us REVENGE! And if you do not hear me, then to hell with you!

The Bolt Barbarian

Will he remember the team with the crying "classy" running back that publicly embarasses his quarterback and whines like it's his job?

Will he remember the linebacker who started a "Brady sucks" rally before bowing to the aforementioned Hall of Fame Quarterback last year?

Will he remember the juiced up linebacker who to this day won't admit his wrongdoings?

Will he remember the quarterback who called Ellis Hobbs the "worst CB in the league" after losing to the Patriots last year?

Will he remember the aforementioned juiced-up linebacker who used to do a stupid dance after jumping on a pile after plays were over, yet cried after being mocked by the Patriots last year?

Will he remember a fan base so pathetic they needed help from local businesses to sell out a home playoff game this year?

Get lost, tool.

 

[Tunescribe]

I'm too damn happy about Pay-ton and Romo being knocked out of the playoffs to come up with insulting replies to threads like this. In fact I'll probably give Chargers fans 72 hours amnesty of foolishness.

Such a wonderful day. :singing:

And no T.O., either! :singing: :singing: :singing:

 

[screamingPatsFan]

Lombardy,

I have never prayed to you before…I saw no point in it. No one - not even you - will remember whether we danced on opposing team logos, taunted rival quarter backs, or illegally filmed defensive schemes. No. What matters is that an underdog stands against a dynasty. That’s what’s important. Upsets please you Lombardy, so grant us one request; grant us REVENGE! And if you do not hear me, then to hell with you!

The Bolt Barbarian

Pipe down!
I like how a fellow Bolts fan took a shot at you.

 

[PatriotsReign]

For any Charger fan from Chargers.com, as a joke, I posted a prayer for the Patriots last year on your board...well, maybe more of a curse. Do any of you guys remember?

 

[ulsterkw]

Will he remember the team with the crying "classy" running back that publicly embarasses his quarterback and whines like it's his job?

Will he remember the linebacker who started a "Brady sucks" rally before bowing to the aforementioned Hall of Fame Quarterback last year?

Will he remember the juiced up linebacker who to this day won't admit his wrongdoings?

Will he remember the quarterback who called Ellis Hobbs the "worst CB in the league" after losing to the Patriots last year?

Will he remember the aforementioned juiced-up linebacker who used to do a stupid dance after jumping on a pile after plays were over, yet cried after being mocked by the Patriots last year?

Will he remember a fan base so pathetic they needed help from local businesses to sell out a home playoff game this year?

Get lost, tool.

I'm not sure if you should call him a tool considering you've been waiting an entire year to get off that blast. Also I think its pretty sad considering that post was probably the highlight of your life. Maybe we're exited about one of our teams that miraculously does well, even too exited, but i'm comfortable in knowing that your life is a joke and whatever happens to my Chargers on sunday, I will love them until I die, or they move to LA, whichever comes first.

Will he remember that in your argument you brought up the same player three times?

Will he remember that your 'Third coming of Christ' quarterback knocked up his girlfiend and skipped town?

Who cares? Stop being an ******* and just watch football. Enjoy the ride that your teams are on. Why are you so bitter?

 

[WelcometotheRazor]

I'm not sure if you should call him a tool considering you've been waiting an entire year to get off that blast. Also I think its pretty sad considering that post was probably the highlight of your life. Maybe we're exited about one of our teams that miraculously does well, even too exited, but i'm comfortable in knowing that your life is a joke and whatever happens to my Chargers on sunday, I will love them until I die, or they move to LA, whichever comes first.

Will he remember that in your argument you brought up the same player three times?

Will he remember that your 'Third coming of Christ' quarterback knocked up his girlfiend and skipped town?

Who cares? Stop being an ******* and just watch football. Enjoy the ride that your teams are on. Why are you so bitter?

Hey troll f***face, you and your buddy came to a Patriots board and wrote that crap, and my post got you all riled up, so what does that say about you?

Not to hurt your feelings any further, but you're a bigger tool than the last guy. If you can't take it, don't read this board.