The 52nd Annual "Greatest Human Being in the History of the Universe" Award

[Keegs]

And the winner....
of the 52nd Annual Greatest Human Being in the History of the Universe Award goes to............

Tony "Quiet Strength" Dungy!!!

Reporter: So How does it feel Tony??

Tony Dungy: "Well to be honest it umm... it... umm..."

(Peyton Manning cuts into the interview)

Peyton Manning: "it feels good, it feels good"

Tony Dungy: "umm yes i'll go with that, it feels good"

Reporter: "how does it feel to win 52 straight Greatest Human Being in the History of the Universe Awards?

Tony Dungy: "Well winning my first one at the age of 1 was quite an accomplishment, but winning the last 51 has been great too, that's what Quiet Strength is all about, being selfish and feeling great"

Reporter: "Fantastic Tony, fantastic."

Tony Dungy: "When you are the Greatest Human Being in the History of the Universe, as well as the best-selling author of Quiet Strength, "Awesome" just comes with the territory.

Reporter: "thanks for your time"

 

[CowboysRule]

Man, did Tony Dungy steal your girlfriend in high school or something? You sure make a lot of negative posts about him...

 

[TommyD4207]

Hilarious.
However, his proper name is Saint Anthony Dungy of Indianapolis; Patron Saint of the Classy

 

[Keegs]

Man, did Tony Dungy steal your girlfriend in high school or something? You sure make a lot of negative posts about him...

no he's just a scumbag.

I have this thing where i hate scumbags.

 

[cbear]

Wow. That's a lot of poison you're holding inside for that man.

 

[Double G]

He doesn't hold it inside, he lets it out every chance he gets, which is the healthy thing to do; holding it inside causes you to eventually blow a head gasket and go nuts, got it?

 

[cbear]

He doesn't hold it inside, he lets it out every chance he gets, which is the healthy thing to do; holding it inside causes you to eventually blow a head gasket and go nuts, got it?

Ok, let me rephrase that.

That's a lot of poison he's producing for that man.

Because as quickly as he lets it out, more seems to accumulate.

Sort of like diarrhea.

 

[RodThePat]

Man, did Tony Dungy steal your girlfriend in high school or something? You sure make a lot of negative posts about him...

I have a better question: what is a Cowboys' fan doing on a Patriots' board complaining about a post making fun of the Colts' HC?

 

[DarrylS]

I have a better question: what is a Cowboys' fan doing on a Patriots' board complaining about a post making fun of the Colts' HC?

Boredom brings out the worst in people...or maybe the Boys boards suck.