If Vince Wilfork had to sit on an NFL Analyst's head and fart...

[Keegs]

Ok let me just sum this up for all the guys who are going to pretend that they are wonderful people and hate injuries..... the analyst won't suffer any permanent injuries. But Wilfork has to fart on his head. He will be humiliated. that's all.

But who would it be???

 

[Keegs]

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I would prefer seeing Big Vince blow that stupid toupee' right of Merril's square sharped noggin

 

[eom]

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I'm pretty sure if wilfork sat on my head I'd be injured.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

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Schlereth for his bull*** "analysis" early on in the SpyGate saga

 

[Satchboogie3]

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How about all of 'em?

 

[sieglo]

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Where is Emmitt Smith when you need him?

And does Kornheiser not count as an analyst?

 

[Disco Volante]

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I approve of this thread.

 

[Boston Jay]

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I despise Tom Jackson the most. However, I do think Vince can accomodate all of them quite nicely. Give him a crapload of bean burritos, let er rip, and take a picture of the mushroom cloud above. Be sure to wear a gas mask though.

 

[PatsDeb]

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Does Greg Easterbrook count? He would get my vote and add Seymour on top as the cherry.

 

[Keegs]

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It's very difficult to come up with 10 people when there's 20 that suck.

I'll see if i can remove Eric Allen and add another moron.

 

[LaBrady]

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I think you should have included Mike Greeny

 

[tatepatsfan]

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This thread is fantastic

 

[tatepatsfan]

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I voted for Jackson because my issues with him go back further (the well-documented Milloy incident).

I think if Wilfork wanted to invite Mankins along with him, I'd pick Easterbrook to be his victim.

 

[mojocaster.com]

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How about all of 'em?

we got bingo

 

[apricissimus]

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I vote for John Clayton, mostly because he looks like the guidance counselor from South Park:

Not part of the poll, but my favorite NFL analyst is Sean Salisbury, who regularly pwns Clayton on their "4 Downs" segment on ESPN.

 

[FrontSeven]

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I would prefer seeing Big Vince blow that stupid toupee' right of Merril's square sharped noggin

LOL!

Yer killin' me, man, killin' me.

 

[Michael]

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How is Shannon Sharpe not running away with this?

 

[#56300ex]

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How can you not include Collinsworth on that list ??

 

[SoonerPatriot]

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I voted for Hoge. I also think Vince should be fed a diet of cabbage and refried beans for 48 hours before the farting takes place. Oh, and also, that he wears something very sheer when he does it.

This is the best thread I've seen in weeks.

 

[SoonerPatriot]

Re: If Vince Wilfork had to sit on an NFL Analyst's head and fart.......

How is Shannon Sharpe not running away with this?

Probably because most people think Sharpe would enjoy it too much.