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OT: Bryant Gumbel makes me want to jam a souvlaki skewer into my ear


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You know, to pierce my eardrum, so I won't have to listen to his voice ever again.
 
You know, to pierce my eardrum, so I won't have to listen to his voice ever again.

We get it. Wouldn't ice pick have been a better choice? Not many people are into Greek food.
 
Can you put it on Youtube?
 
We get it. Wouldn't ice pick have been a better choice? Not many people are into Greek food.

Isn't an ice pick shaped like a hammer? How would you get that in your ear...

For example, this is the icepick that killed Trotsky:

trotsky_icepick.jpg
 
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Is that the racist piece of sh*t? Or is that Greg Gumbel?
 
Whatever is near, use it. You dont want to waste time and be unfortunate enough to listen to him as you look for a skewer or icepick.
 
The volume button may be a little less painfull no?
 
idiot gumbel thinks it is an ankle? i'll be surprised if rex doesn't have a torn up knee
 
He is absolutely terrible! To answer Drew's question yes the racist.
 
We get it. Wouldn't ice pick have been a better choice? Not many people are into Greek food.

Hey now, Greek food is awesome. That said, why waste a skewer that you could otherwise prepare some delicious souvlaki on? Just grab the closest knife and cut both ears off, it sure as hell is preferable to listening to that moron drone on about a game that he seemingly has never watched before. And just think, you have not one, but TWO tokens of affection to offer to members of the opposite gender as a byproduct. No guarantee on their ability to woo that special someone, though.
 
How does he have a job? Seriously!

Was it not painfully obvious that the ball was short?

This after Grossman's knee was bent sideways, but yet zipperhead thought it was an ankle.

Pathetic.
 
Greek food:

Gyro
Egg Lemon soup
Baklava
Lamb chops

Homer Simpson: drool
 
Such a waste of perfectly good food..

just gag Gumbel!
 
LOL This is my favorite thread title on any messageboard of all time. Kudos. Very creative. I mean, you could've gone with something standard like the icepick. But the souvlaki skewer? Classic. I'm loving it.
 
The Redskins season is just coming to an awful conclusion. Campbell looks seriously hurt. Cooley is hurt. Just wow. :(
 
Fu*k it. I'm gonna do it.
 
Greek food:

Gyro
Egg Lemon soup
Baklava
Lamb chops

Homer Simpson: drool

Don't forget spanakopita, loukomades (my favorite), katsiki (goat, especially roasted with potatoes), and spetsofai (that delicious spicy sausage, onion and pepper dish everyone thinks is Italian in origin). Love the Greek food.
 
How does he have a job? Seriously!

Was it not painfully obvious that the ball was short?

This after Grossman's knee was bent sideways, but yet zipperhead thought it was an ankle.

Pathetic.

If you turned off the television image and just listened to Gumbel, I'd have a hard time figuring if he was actually calling a football game or talking to his tax accountant. No excitement in his voice; just terrible.
 
How do you turn off a woman?
Hello, I'm Bryant Gumbel.

Is it me or can you see his balding head thru that scraggly hair?
 
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How do you turn off a woman?
Hello, I'm Bryant Gumbel.

Is it me or can you see his balding head thru that scraggly hair?

That's hair? I thought those were black tendrils of pure evil escaping from his head.
 
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