My Opinions (Which are of course %100 right)
NFL Network
- I find myself only barely holding back the urge to shove crochet needles in to my eardrums to experience the sweet, sweet release of deafness.
NBC
- Costas is ok sometimes and moronic other times.
- Tiki, Fatty, and Collie are morons.
- Olbermann is the only thing that saves this pregame show, the only reason people hate him is because they're Republicans and they hate anyone who tells the truth about their messiah.
- Al and John are OK, with Al being much better than John.
- Faith Hill is yummy. (Sorry, snuck that one in there.)
MNF
God I miss the old ESPN Crew, Mike Patrick is one of my favorite commentators, and Paul Maguire I liked too. Theisman is the only decent one in this bunch. I love Tony K on PTI but he blows on MNF. Torico is awful, though not NFL Network Awful.
CBS
- Jim Nantz Blows, Phil Simms is great but is paired with a chimpanzee. Nantz was awesome back in the studio, they should put him back there and pair Gumble back up with Simms.
- Gumble and Dierdorf are the best combo on the Network, though I preferred it when they had Gumble with Simms and Dierdorf with **** Enberg.
- **** Enberg and Randy Cross are good.
- Kevin Harlan/Rich Gannon are suprisingly good.