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I know, I know, let's look forward, not back. But this guy is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! Like a Buffalo writer's version of Fitzy:

http://billszone.com/mtlog/archives/2007/11/22/one_fans_view_a_new_low.php


Did we really just have a 1-2 punch of white running backs stuff it in our faces? Like a weird Daryl Johnston and Mike Alstot team hitting us all day. That perhaps was the most embarrassing point of the game. Apparently, Buffalo Defenses love letting scrub running backs light them up. I wonder if at any point that will come to an end. :rofl:

Belichick looks like an 80’s areobic’s instructor when he has the long sleeve under the ripped hoodie. Why not just put leg warmers on him and have “Maniac” playing until he splashes a bucket of water on his head. Ok Pats fans, send the email now, “like a bucket of Gatorade?” stupid Pats fans. :rofl:
Can Bill move that quick?
 
very funny, thanks for sharing.... :D
 
Pretty funny read, and unfortunately it seemed to echo the sentiments of most Bills fans at the game. It seemed that they really, truly believed their team was going to make a game of it and seeing their depressed, crawl-under-a-rock-and-hide looks I couldn't help but feel bad (and a few of said fans were also my buddies who went with me, so it made it even more difficult to enjoy the annihilation).

That said, I think his whole stance on Belichick, Brady and going for it on 4th down is pretty much what 90% of the country believes at this point. Personally, I don't really give a crap...other coaches, other owners, GM's, and players have come out and said they have no problem with the way the Patriots are managing these blowouts. So screw those fans; if they want to think the Patriots are no better than the bullies who steal your lunch money then kick you in the balls just for fun, then so be it.
 
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These fans miss the fact that BB had Welker calling for fair catch on punts with nobody around him. And yet the 4th and 5th string RBs still smoked 'em.

I liked the writer's conclusion...
"Sure the Patriots are the best team (shudder) in the league (shudder again). They could very easily go 19-0 (taking out gun from desk). Brady has been a beast (spinning barrel and placing at temple), and they probably deserve to win the Superbowl. BANG!"
 
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Pretty funny read, and unfortunately it seemed to echo the sentiments of most Bills fans at the game. It seemed that they really, truly believed their team was going to make a game of it and seeing their depressed, crawl-under-a-rock-and-hide looks I couldn't help but feel bad (and a few of said fans were also my buddies who went with me, so it made it even more difficult to enjoy the annihilation).

That said, I think his whole stance on Belichick, Brady and going for it on 4th down is pretty much what 90% of the country believes at this point. Personally, I don't really give a crap...other coaches, other owners, GM's, and players have come out and said they have no problem with the way the Patriots are managing these blowouts. So screw those fans; if they want to think the Patriots are no better than the bullies who steal your lunch money then kick you in the balls just for fun, then so be it.



I feel like this whole Patriot "outrage" thing by fans of other teams is really getting tiresome. It seems the patriots can't win the right way to please anyone.

The funny part is that for most of the years I have been a pats fan you could argue that they were one of the worst franchises in the league. After years of watching the pats get sand kicked in their faces by the rest of the NFL it is great to see a dominating team playing in foxboro. I remember the pats taking some horrendous beatings at the hands of the NFL elite which in some timeframes included the Bills.

Did the Bills kick New Englands ass the right way? I dont remember wanting physical harm to come to Jim Kelly before the playoffs. The pats are doing the best job i have ever seen of demoralizing the rest of the NFL I have ever seen. If they have to wear the black hat because of it I say fantastic.

The cliche around here has been to say what do you want the pats to do, start taking a knee in the third quarter? Should they Kick 12 field goals every game? Would that make you feel better? its all about winning in a way that makes the other team feel good about themselves. At the end of the season in my sons soccer league they hand out trophies to all the kids on every team. Maybe we should start doing that at the end of NFL games so that nobody has to feel bad. Screw that, I say give to Eckel in the fourth and run him between the tackles, and keep doing it until he is in the end zone or the other team straps em on and stops him. If you want more help than that you are obviously in the wrong line of work as an NFL player.

Oh yeah and buffalo fans,(and this goes for fans of all teams other than the pats) be sure to look for my outraged whining article when your team starts to win again. It is dissapointing how pissy and whiny this season has gotten.
One more thing, I want to leave you with a quote from the movie Terminator, I think he was talking about Bellicheck-"Listen! And understand! That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!"
 
Like I have said and will say again. These fans have short memories. I remember many a beat down at the hands of the Bill's back in the day.

And the stinking Eagles for that matter. Before you feel sorry for them. Remember them laughing at our team and saying that a beat down was just what the team needed to get back on track...
 
All left in the hands of a "FCS". That's some funny stuff. The rest is the same envious hogwash we've been hearing from other fans.
 
There was some funny stuff in there, but mostly this guy is a dumbass.

Here is a reason to hate Pats fans. Reason 10012934 – They blackfaced! Now, chances are you turned off the game and missed this, but Mark and I rewound on DVR to make sure they indeed blackfaced. Here’s the thing. Blackfacing was found offensive in the 1950’s, a good ten years before the civil rights movement. As you know, the civil rights movement of the 60’s was the time when people said, “You know what? We’re racist.” So ten years before this, when segregated schools were cool, discriminating in hiring practices, people said, “Ok, we might send people to the back of the bus, and I stand by that, but Blackfacing? That’s just wrong.” But on Sunday night, in front of a national audience, 4 white guys decided to paint their face to look like Randy Moss. Hilarious, I say in the most sarcastic of tones. Even in Seinfeld when Kramer was in the tanning booth too long, the father of the African American woman said, “I don’t see a man, I see a damn fool.” Exactly.

Sure, all Pats fans are racists. :rolleyes: Beyond that being a fairly ignorant conclusion based on the actions of six guys, they were wearing Randy Moss masks NOT face paint.
 
I feel like this whole Patriot "outrage" thing by fans of other teams is really getting tiresome. It seems the patriots can't win the right way to please anyone.

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Oh yeah and buffalo fans,(and this goes for fans of all teams other than the pats) be sure to look for my outraged whining article when your team starts to win again. It is dissapointing how pissy and whiny this season has gotten.
One more thing, I want to leave you with a quote from the movie Terminator, I think he was talking about Bellicheck-"Listen! And understand! That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!"

I agree with this....... Don't get me wrong, There were some cute "zingers" and one liners (my personal favorite was: Halliburtoneque Patriot team :D ), but overall, one image kept flashing through my mind as I read further.

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I love this line:

That was like watching a father-son game where the father team play their 8 year old sons seriously. “No mercy, let’s beat the living hell out of these kids.” And when the kids are ready for a nap, the father team decides to go for it on 4th and 1.
 
These fans miss the fact that BB had Welker calling for fair catch on punts with nobody around him. And yet the 4th and 5th string RBs still smoked 'em.

I liked the writer's conclusion...
"Sure the Patriots are the best team (shudder) in the league (shudder again). They could very easily go 19-0 (taking out gun from desk). Brady has been a beast (spinning barrel and placing at temple), and they probably deserve to win the Superbowl. BANG!"

This is an open letter to Cousin Kevin,
Hey Kevin,
Funny piece on the Pats. I like **** J. as a coach and respect him.

People don't understand that it is the Pats OL that is the reason for their success this year. Nobody is mentioning that. Make them the villains not Brady and Moss. They have even had a few injuries this year and haven't missed a beat. Brady and Moss are just doing their job. But add Welker and Stallworth and Watson and who do you cover if Brady has all day? Brady has time and even when Losman has this type of time he should connect. Don't get me wrong. Moss is special and talented. But so is Brady.The O line just does not get the credit. 6 Sacks in ten games?

Look at it this way, Manning has had tools for years and there has always been a controversy as to the better quarterback. Now all of a sudden Brady has tools and his production has been superb and on track to obliterate Manning's lofty numbers, if injuries or weird bounces do not stand in his way. Do you realize what Brady accomplished without those tools in the three SB wins? Who is the better QB?

Now don't give me any crap about Camera gate stuff. It was a "sting" brought on by the nasty ending of the Mangini relationship when BB locked him out of his office upon taking the Jets job. That was the same as aggravated J-walking in the severity of competition no-no's. BB thought he had a point and he lost. Goodell wanted to show everyone he had to use a bowling ball bag for a jockstrap in the beginning. If the camera man was in the stands he could have done the same thing and it would have been legal. Or even better, if he had a cardboard box over him while filming, he would have been legal. Where is the media on that little tid-bit? It doesn't help at all and most coaches just laughed at the thought it did. Kevin, BB checks tendencies, not to be confused with a ten minute half time "show and tell" film study of a D coaches scratching his gozongas as the signal for a blitz. It's all crap!

But then there were some coaches and players that came up with "cheating to be good" baloney to feed the media who made a great negative story out of it and it cost BB a half a million. It's kind of like an Anna Nicole story that will never go away. You think BB is not going to remember this stuff and how he and his teams are perceived..... and his half million? What would you do!......Let's show them we are pretty decent, gentlemen! Let's play like we can.

Brady makes a point. The offense is being paid to produce and score points. His job description is to score points every time his O touches the ball. Do you think kicking chip shot FG's instead with over 40 points on the board is NOT running it up?
Once they were up 42 to 10 should they have taken a knee for the rest of the game? How embarrassing would that have been for a coach that BB respects? Now Mangini...................


All I can say is watch the Jets game.
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People don't understand that it is the Pats OL that is the reason for their success this year. Nobody is mentioning that. Make them the villains not Brady and Moss. They have even had a few injuries this year and haven't missed a beat. Brady and Moss are just doing their job. But add Welker and Stallworth and Watson and who do you cover if Brady has all day? Brady has time and even when Losman has this type of time he should connect. Don't get me wrong. Moss is special and talented. But so is Brady.The O line just does not get the credit. 6 Sacks in ten games?

I think you're wrong here. The OL has been outstanding, yes, but I think with any other QB they don't look half as good as they do now. Brady feels pressure with some sixth sense and moves to avoid it. He's the greatest QB ever at the subtle shift in the pocket to avoid the sack. There have been guys in the backfield all year, but Brady manages to avoid them and get the ball out. It's pretty incredible.
 
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