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Too much scoring for these people. They suffer from low, immature self-esteem and arrested adulthood development issues. So what sport can serve as a football surrogate for these weenies? So many possibilities...

Chess...nah, way too cerebral
Golf...a strong candidate to watch, helps if you're over 65
Soccer...nah, vicious hits or at least Euroweenies acting like they're vicious hits
MLB...serious problems trying to stay awake & vicious hangnail injuries to pitchers
Pairs Figure Skating...we may have a winner; the guys in tights may clinch this one
 
Too much scoring for these people. They suffer from low, immature self-esteem and arrested adulthood development issues. So what sport can serve as a football surrogate for these weenies? So many possibilities...

Chess...nah, way too cerebral
Golf...a strong candidate to watch, helps if you're over 65
Soccer...nah, vicious hits or at least Euroweenies acting like they're vicious hits
MLB...serious problems trying to stay awake & vicious hangnail injuries to pitchers
Pairs Figure Skating...we may have a winner; the guys in tights may clinch this one
they dont need to give up football .they should just watch dolphins games only :D
 
I don't see why you're hard on Euorpean soccer. There's a reason it's called the world's game.
 
I don't see why you're hard on Euorpean soccer. There's a reason it's called the world's game.

Perhaps I'm being too harsh or perhaps I live outside a major metropolis infested with Eurotrash college students and I'm exhibiting an adverse reaction. I dunno.
 
Perhaps I'm being too harsh or perhaps I live outside a major metropolis infested with Eurotrash college students and I'm exhibiting an adverse reaction. I dunno.

Whatever it is, soccer is a cool sport and takes an incredible amount of talent to play it.
 
Whatever it is, soccer is a cool sport and takes an incredible amount of talent to play it.

They must have some kind of discussion boards for Soccer, here is a suggestion take all your lame ideas and idiotic beliefs and go there.. they will welcome a man with your expertise with open arms and with lots of free stuff.
 
I don't see why you're hard on Euorpean soccer. There's a reason it's called the world's game.
You probably had a spontanious orgasim when you heard Beckum signed with LA.
 
BTW, apologies to the European and other overseas Pats fans. Yes, I am having fun at your expense, but you can handle it.
 
Baseball, boring as f*ck.

Beckham only signed with LA cause his wife wanted the high life. Rediculous he's playing for Galaxy.
 
soccer blows .its like watching paint dry .

I am sure that most soccer players can at least use proper grammar. I bet they know how to type to.

p.s. the period comes before the space.


Also, soccer is just as fun to watch as football IMO, if you understand the game. Most Americans don't like it because there isn't enough scoring, and even though it is played at a very fast pace, it takes a lot of time to move down the field and keep the ball.
 
I am sure that most soccer players can at least use proper grammar. I bet they know how to type to.

p.s. the period comes before the space.


Also, soccer is just as fun to watch as football IMO, if you understand the game. Most Americans don't like it because there isn't enough scoring, and even though it is played at a very fast pace, it takes a lot of time to move down the field and keep the ball.
Thats the point there isn't a lot of scoring,so its kind of hard to run up the score. And what would a run up look like 5-2, 4-1,unless your a soccer connisauir you would wouldn't know it was running up the score.
 
I am sure that most soccer players can at least use proper grammar. I bet they know how to type to.

p.s. the period comes before the space.


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i don't care .i understand soccer just fine and it sucks.most americans understand the game and just don't like it .i applaud them .ps the period goes where i say it goes .
 
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i don't care .i understand soccer just fine . [notice where i just put the period . . ?]i understand the game and it sucks.must americans understand the game and just don't like it .i applaud them.
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Okay, explain the game then Ronaldo. While you are at it tell me what this means:

must americans understand the game and just don't like it .

I agree Americans must understand the game, but I can't tell if you are saying that the Americans who understand it like it, or if all Americans understand it and just don't like it. I don't mind spelling mistakes, but please, when posting something, at least try to come somewhere close to making sense.

And either you use bad grammar to piss people off or you are just stupid.

Thats the point there isn't a lot of scoring,so its kind of hard to run up the score. And what would a run up look like 5-2, 4-1,unless your a soccer connisauir you would wouldn't know it was running up the score.

I guess I agree. If you don't like running up the score, then soccer is a good game to watch. What I meant was that soccer is a great game to play and watch, maybe not the MLS, but in Europe and South America where the level of play is much higher.
 
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BTW, apologies to the European and other overseas Pats fans. Yes, I am having fun at your expense, but you can handle it.
Soccer is alright to watch like once every four years when they have the World Cup. Other than that I could care less about watching it.
 
Okay, explain the game then Ronaldo. While you are at it tell me what this means:



I agree Americans must understand the game, but I can't tell if you are saying that the Americans who understand it like it, or if all Americans understand it and just don't like it. I don't mind spelling mistakes, but please, when posting something, at least try to come somewhere close to making sense.

And either you use bad grammar to piss people off or you are just stupid.



I guess I agree. If you don't like running up the score, then soccer is a good game to watch. What I meant was that soccer is a great game to play and watch, maybe not the MLS, but in Europe and South America where the level of play is much higher.
I'm so sorry i hurt your little feelings. such a strong personal reaction all in the name of soccer .you must play the game .why else would you react like such an idiot. and those punctuation spelling and grammar insults. truly devastating to me personally .soccer sucks ok. its boring to watch .i don't care where its played Europe whatever . if it makes you feel better to think Americans don't like it because they don't understand it good for you .Americans understand soccer just fine .its been in this country for years .its gone nowhere and it never will .i will never understand soccer ******s like you that get so upset when people in this country say they don't like soccer lol. its like i just insulted a member of your family .maybe congress can pass a law to make Americans like it. i hope all my periods are in there proper place for you lmao
 
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I'm so sorry i hurt your little feelings. such a strong personal reaction all in the name of soccer .you must play the game .why else would you react like such an idiot. and those punctuation spelling and grammar insults. truly devastating to me personally .soccer sucks ok. its boring to watch .i don't care where its played Europe whatever . if it makes you feel better to think Americans don't like it because they don't understand it good for you .Americans understand soccer just fine .its been in this country for years .its gone nowhere and it never will .

You really hurt my feelings this time PP. Your insults, truly devastating to me personally. Even stupid people like yourself are entitled to an opinion. Really sad part is that you have almost 3,000 posts. Over half of those are three of these: :rocker: :rocker: :rocker: in old "AQUA MUST PAY HIS LOST BET ." threads. The rest of them are either smilies or smack talk. There are always a few incompetent fans of every team, and you are one of them. 5 dollars says that you will say "I am sorry I hurt your tiny little feelings feelings." But my guess is that you will type it like this, "i am so sorry i hurt your tiny little feelings .oh my gosh this board is my life . stop insulting me ." Or even more likely, something like this. "fsdakfhdasjfh :rocker: "
 
I don't think there is any hope for the whiners, as they will do their thing regardless
 
I have no problem with other sports, the only one I like to watch other than football is MMA preferably the UFC and some boxing.
 
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