Moss TD Celebration

[RobAllan]

First, let me apologize up front for starting a silly, worthless thread. I know we have too many of these already. But I'm home sick, I have a huge fever, and all I've really done today is lie around and think about the Patriots. And I had one really good thought, that I think I can thank my fever for. And I've decided to share it, mainly because my wife already thinks I've lost my mind. (Which, for the record, is her fault.)

I would like to see this touchdown celebration:

-Randy Moss scores a touchdown.
-He spikes the ball.
-He does his "splitting the 'D' " thing.
-Bob Kraft comes onto the field with a full blender container and a transparent plastic cup that says "Inta Juice" on it.
-Bob pours Randy an Inta Juice smoothie.
-Randy drinks a sip of it and pulls a towel out from under his jersey and wipes his mouth.
-Randy holds up the towel and it says "Inta Juice Coming to Patriots Place Soon"
-If it's a home game he throws the towel into the stands. If it's an away game he throws the half-full cup into the stands, soaking the opposing fans.

So there it is. My dream touchdown celebration. Again, my apologies. LOL

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

Go get some sleep there, champ.

Regards,
Chris

 

[RobAllan]

Go get some sleep there, champ.

Regards,
Chris

LOL That bad of an idea? :bricks:

 

[Michigan Dave]

"Yes, this is horrible, this idea."

 

[RobAllan]

"Yes, this is horrible, this idea."

That's one of my favorite movies. You have no idea how bad reading that made me feel. I can hear that in my head.

Sorry guys. I sort of thought other people would think this was brilliant. But it's obviously not. I'm going to hop over my "Jump-to-Conclusions Mat" and hit the sack, I guess. ROFL

 

[LaBrady]

Don't feel bad man, its sort of a funny idea!

 

[Dragda]

I don't get it.

 

[BlitzFritz]

me neither, but i give it an A for trippy funny, something we all have far too little of in this life. keep those fever dream ideas coming pal

 

[Michael]

But I'm home sick, I have a huge fever, and all I've really done today is lie around and think about the Patriots.

That makes two of us. Except I don't have a fever just a hugely annoying head/chest cold that has dominated my weekend. I had to call in sick to work today. First time in years. Thank God for a great game to watch last night. It was far and way the highlight of my weekend.

 

[Nordy]

I don't get it.

Moss has opened a couple Inta Juice franchises

http://www.intajuice.com/

 

[oldskool138]

I just want to see him pretend to moon the crowd or wipe his butt on the goalpost.

Just kidding. He's being classy while wearing a Pats uni. I'm cool with that.

 

[spacecrime]

That makes two of us. Except I don't have a fever just a hugely annoying head/chest cold

Make that three. My cat hawked up a hairball.

 

[RobAllan]

Make that three. My cat hawked up a hairball.

ROFL

I'm sort of glad to know I'm not alone. I can't believe nobody else I know is sick because I had to get it from somewhere! (Yes, we all know what jokes are going to follow. Given my idiot touchdown celebration, I guess that's ok.)

 

[Frezo]

ROFL

I'm sort of glad to know I'm not alone. I can't believe nobody else I know is sick because I had to get it from somewhere! (Yes, we all know what jokes are going to follow. Given my idiot touchdown celebration, I guess that's ok.)

Hey, at least you don't have hairballs.

 

[PatsFan#37]

First, let me apologize up front for starting a silly, worthless thread. I know we have too many of these already. But I'm home sick, I have a huge fever, and all I've really done today is lie around and think about the Patriots. And I had one really good thought, that I think I can thank my fever for. And I've decided to share it, mainly because my wife already thinks I've lost my mind. (Which, for the record, is her fault.)

I would like to see this touchdown celebration:

-Randy Moss scores a touchdown.
-He spikes the ball.
-He does his "splitting the 'D' " thing.
-Bob Kraft comes onto the field with a full blender container and a transparent plastic cup that says "Inta Juice" on it.
-Bob pours Randy an Inta Juice smoothie.
-Randy drinks a sip of it and pulls a towel out from under his jersey and wipes his mouth.
-Randy holds up the towel and it says "Inta Juice Coming to Patriots Place Soon"
-If it's a home game he throws the towel into the stands. If it's an away game he throws the half-full cup into the stands, soaking the opposing fans.

So there it is. My dream touchdown celebration. Again, my apologies. LOL

Your wife is right, you have lost your mind....

 

[Richter]

Hey, I thought it was kind of funny, in a feverish, surreal, dreamlike way. Anything that involves Bob Kraft coming down onto the field to participate in a touchdown celebration piques my interest, because the guy just makes me laugh. Great owner, great guy, but the unintentional comedy factor he presents is pretty high sometimes.

 

[PatriotsReign]

me neither, but i give it an A for trippy funny, something we all have far too little of in this life. keep those fever dream ideas coming pal

I have to start off by saying I'm a product of the 70's.

Having said that, fever dreams & thoughts are a lot like doing mushrooms. You "Think" you have a great idea and it seems to make perfect sense until the shrooms wear off or your fever goes away.

$5 bucks says RobAllan will read his post tomorrow or the day after and say to himself..."what was I thinking?"

I like fever dreams ever since I gave up the booze & drugs!

 

[Aqua4Ever04]

"Yes, this is horrible, this idea."

HAHA!!! Post of the year candidate.

It's a jump to conclusions mat where you can jump....to different conclusions.

 

[RobAllan]

Yeah I just woke up this morning and read my post. I guess the only thing to be said is at least Michigan Dave's post came out of it. Otherwise, I'm going to pretend this didn't happen. LOL