OT: The "Hottest Bar" in Indy

[Joker]

http://www.theuglymonkey.com/

heh...check out the dress code

 

[taltos]

It appears that they don't want observant Jews in attendance with the skullcap prohibition. In addition some of their restrictions on baggy clothes might be considered racist.

 

[danny88]

It appears that they don't want observant Jews in attendance with the skullcap prohibition. In addition some of their restrictions on baggy clothes might be considered racist.

Indy is a joke of a city. The place is based off a mall and a stadium. Having spent time there I can say it is the worst city ever.

Anyone who claims otherwise is some indy yokel that have never been to a real city.

 

[TripleOption]

No comments on this little gem?

"The Back Room is a giant dance playground where you can spank the planks all night long."

Yuck. You would think that even Colts fans would "spank the plank" at home like decent people.

 

[CTPatsFan]

http://www.theuglymonkey.com/

heh...check out the dress code

(Jersey's are allowed the night before and the day of Colts home games)

Wow, that's nice of them!

(all baseball caps must be worn straight forward or backward)

Do they have a bouncer running around with a speed square checking to make sure it's straight? "Dude you're out here! That's 6* off center!"

 

[danny88]

Wow, that's nice of them!


Do they have a bouncer running around with a speed square checking to make sure it's straight? "Dude you're out here! That's 6* off center!"

The indy nightlife is pitiful. Almost comical how bad it is.

 

[Slagathor]

Wow, that's nice of them!


Do they have a bouncer running around with a speed square checking to make sure it's straight? "Dude you're out here! That's 6* off center!"

PERSONALLY,

I don't mind that rule.

Admittedly I'm an old man but when guys where there hats in that stupid crooked way, they look so ******ed.

Even my boy Randy in my avatar could use a slight hat fix.

 

[MetalBleachers]

PERSONALLY,
Even my boy Randy in my avatar could use a slight hat fix.

I doubt Randy would be allowed in the Ugly Monkey, for many reasons. :rocker:

 

[Patjew]

It appears that they don't want observant Jews in attendance with the skullcap prohibition. In addition some of their restrictions on baggy clothes might be considered racist.

I wouldn't go to any club that would allow me in the door.

 

[BTTA]

In addition some of their restrictions on baggy clothes might be considered racist.

That set of restrictions is clearly written to bar black hip hop culture. Remarkable.

 

[CTPatsFan]

Admittedly I'm an old man but when guys where there hats in that stupid crooked way, they look so ******ed.

Nah, they may look something but ******ed isn't it. My 5 yo son has Down syndrome and knows how to put a hat on his head.

 

[basement zombie]

That set of restrictions is clearly written to bar black hip hop culture. Remarkable.

What makes you think that?

Ugly Monkey

Dress Code



No excessively baggy clothing including long T-shirts, long shorts, baggy pants, etc…



No athletic wear including jerseys, hoodies, sweat pants, jogging pants, etc… (Jersey's are allowed the night before and the day of Colts home games)



No white T-shirts



No jean shorts



No skull caps or bandanas (all baseball caps must be worn straight forward or backward)



No stocking hats/caps



No work boots



No sleeveless shirts



No grills



No exposed medallions or long necklaces



All decisions regarding dress code are at the discretion of Ugly Monkey door staff or Management

 

[xmarkd400x]

I wouldn't be allowed in in my work clothes! I wear a white t-shirt cutoff under my dress shirt!

 

[Patjew]

It's probably just some really stuffy joint where they like their own kind of dorks. I bet there are some nerdy Jews and black people there, and maybe an Asian or two. My guess is it's just more uptight and pathetic than racist.

Like Barry's Barry's Barry's in Warwick, RI, if anyone knows that place.

Just a guess, anyway.

 

[80Brown]

Did nobody click on the pictures link? I was impressed when I saw the thumbs but then clicked for the larger picture and OMG!!! Them some FUGLY chicks!

 

[Patjew]

Did nobody click on the pictures link? I was impressed when I saw the thumbs but then clicked for the larger picture and OMG!!! Them some FUGLY chicks!

Just like Barry's!

 

[Keegs]

at my college most of the popular bars were exactly like that.

no hats, of any kind, no jerseys, no plain white shirts, no bandanas.

and i don't think there was a rule on the cutoff sleeves but you'd probably get your ass kicked if you wore it by a guy who thought he should be wearing the cutoff sleeves but didn't have the balls to do it.

 

[Patjew]

at my college most of the popular bars were exactly like that.

no hats, of any kind, no jerseys, no plain white shirts, no bandanas.

and i don't think there was a rule on the cutoff sleeves but you'd probably get your ass kicked if you wore it by a guy who thought he should be wearing the cutoff sleeves but didn't have the balls to do it.

At my college the popular bar was in my room where I would chug Busch Lights by myself until I passed out listening to the Jerky Boys.

I mean, I was cool in college and had alot of friends and chicks, why do you ask?

 

[Tommysgirl]

Did nobody click on the pictures link? I was impressed when I saw the thumbs but then clicked for the larger picture and OMG!!! Them some FUGLY chicks!

I know it's terrible to bring the girl thing to a football board, but they don't have an ounce of fashion sense either..

(creeping back into a corner)

 

[Keegs]

At my college the popular bar was in my room where I would chug Busch Lights by myself until I passed out listening to the Jerky Boys.

I mean, I was cool in college and had alot of friends and chicks, why do you ask?

ha nice...

yeah i drank a lot of Busch Light too in my room. i had a single dorm room on a coed floor and it was pretty sweet.

some of the better nights were staying in.. the bars are way too douchey