Pats vs. Colts: Onion Infographic

[FlyingElvis75]

http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/patriots_at_colts

Some personal favs:

Patriots: Crucial halftime adjustments must be made in order to allow the Patriots to prepare for next week's opponent

Colts: Wear disguise; meet with Randy Moss; pretend not to know Moss; spend quality time together; gain Moss' trust; then break Moss' heart right before the game

 

[ALP]

my fav was about the colts players fainting with awe...lol

 

[PromisedLand]

That was just awesome. And fairly well balanced between the two teams, too.

My favorite was the one about two down cornerbacks set wide on the LOS and nine nose tackles roaming the secondary!

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

I rarely laugh out loud at stuff. That was seriously funny.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

My favorite was the one about two down cornerbacks set wide on the LOS and nine nose tackles roaming the secondary!

Seriously, though, I've always wondered why--if Mike Wright is as fast as he is--why they don't consider putting him in at LB or FS every once in a while (who wants to see a 300-lb safety closing in that quickly?).

 

[WarEagle]

That was hilarious. Thanks! lol

 

[alamo]

My favorite was the one about two down cornerbacks set wide on the LOS and nine nose tackles roaming the secondary!

Belichick is losing valuable prep time this week looking for the mole who gave the Onion his gameplan!

 

[PromisedLand]

Seriously, though, I've always wondered why--if Mike Wright is as fast as he is--why they don't consider putting him in at LB or FS every once in a while (who wants to see a 300-lb safety closing in that quickly?).

He may be fast in a straight line, but that doesn't mean he can react fast enough when a WR or RB changes direction in a millisecond. 747's are fast, but they can't suddenly jump 5 feet to the left or right either.