"Colts Suck !!!"

[Patriot Power]

Funny story... a few of us were outside Fenway yesterday evening, hoping against hope to get some decently priced tickets for last night's game (no luck of course).

We were on Landsdowne Street, down by Avalon near Gate B (I think), near the WEEI studios, where they were broadcasting Ordway's show before the game.

Up pulls a limo and we expect some rich guy or celebrity to get out of it... out of it pops that pseudo-celebrity Jared Folgelberg (Jared from Subway), that nerdy guy from the Subway commercials, with him was an assistant or two and what looked like a bodyguard or security agent (yeah, people are just dying to mob that guy). He also shows up once or twice a year on the Subway sponsored CBS Pre-game show, wearing his # 18 Colts jersey, where he talks up the Colts while pimping his Subway sandwiches.

Everyone pretty much ignored the guy, but there was one couple that stopped him and got their picture taken with him (must have been Rockies fans).

As he was leaving with his entourage and walked past the WEEI studios (who were in a break and playing commercials over the speaker), someone comes on the microphone over the speakers and yells "COLTS SUCK !" prompting Jared to wheel around and look up in total surprise up at the speakers. A couple of other Sox fans see his reaction and start chanting "Colts Suck ! Colts Suck !", and we all of course joined in on the fun. Seeing the guy's reaction was priceless... clearly he wasn't expecting that sort of greeting from the public outside of Fenway... welcome to Boston, Jared !

 

[DCSkinsFan]

Great story!

It does not make it true tho....

EDIT: I mean the Colts sucking part...

 

[xmarkd400x]

Man, where is a security camera when you need one?! That sounds hilarious. Wish I was there.

 

[baba booey]

I heard them talk about it on the radio after. Hilarious

They also said he ate at The Sausage Guy, and how it probably wasn't sanctioned by Subway

 

[Patriot Power]

They also said he ate at The Sausage Guy, and how it probably wasn't sanctioned by Subway

I didn't see that... that makes the story even better !

And yes, I agree, the Colts most assuredly don't suck, but it was the perfect Bronx-Cheer to welcome a noted "celebrity" Colts fan to our city.

 

[DGameguy]

yeh it was Andy from the Big Show they revisited the incident afterwards.

 

[fair catch fryar]

Funny story... a few of us were outside Fenway yesterday evening, hoping against hope to get some decently priced tickets for last night's game (no luck of course).

We were on Landsdowne Street, down by Avalon near Gate B (I think), near the WEEI studios, where they were broadcasting Ordway's show before the game.

Up pulls a limo and we expect some rich guy or celebrity to get out of it... out of it pops that pseudo-celebrity Jared Folgelberg (Jared from Subway), that nerdy guy from the Subway commercials, with him was an assistant or two and what looked like a bodyguard or security agent (yeah, people are just dying to mob that guy). He also shows up once or twice a year on the Subway sponsored CBS Pre-game show, wearing his # 18 Colts jersey, where he talks up the Colts while pimping his Subway sandwiches.

Everyone pretty much ignored the guy, but there was one couple that stopped him and got their picture taken with him (must have been Rockies fans).

As he was leaving with his entourage and walked past the WEEI studios (who were in a break and playing commercials over the speaker), someone comes on the microphone over the speakers and yells "COLTS SUCK !" prompting Jared to wheel around and look up in total surprise up at the speakers. A couple of other Sox fans see his reaction and start chanting "Colts Suck ! Colts Suck !", and we all of course joined in on the fun. Seeing the guy's reaction was priceless... clearly he wasn't expecting that sort of greeting from the public outside of Fenway... welcome to Boston, Jared !

That is funny! I can now imagine the 8 threads this will start over at the DIMSTAR and the uproar by all the bandwagon fans over there after their lurkers read about it here!

 

[captain stone]

Good on ye, Bostonians. If I were there, not only would I have joined the chant, but I would have given him some Sone Cold Steve Austin double-barreled middle fingers one inch from his gay face.

I really, really hate everything - and everyone - dolts.

 

[desi-patsfan]

wait Jared the "Subway Guy" had a body guard? Is that like the minor leagues of being a Body Guard.

 

[khayos]

wait Jared the "Subway Guy" had a body guard? Is that like the minor leagues of being a Body Guard.

Think he has to walk with him to Subway each day? Hard work!

 

[primetime]

Jared's clothes have been getting baggier and baggier. I suspect he's starting to put that weight back on.

Really, wearing a Colts jersey to Fenway? Really? Good idea there, moron.

 

[desi-patsfan]

Jared's clothes have been getting baggier and baggier. I suspect he's starting to put that weight back on.

Really, wearing a Colts jersey to Fenway? Really? Good idea there, moron.

well thats what you get for eating subway all day, riding in limo's, going to sports games, and not working out. :rocker:

 

[jays52]

It's honestly a life ambition of mine to form tackle that choad. I have no idea why, but I just think it would be a funny thing to do. Attack the outside shoulder of the bodyguard, hit him with a quick swim, maybe an inside spin if it's there, bee-line for Jared. "More meat baby, wooooh!!!!"

 

[primetime]

I want to see a group of guys walk into Fenway during a drunken World Series riot, one each with a Yankees, Colts, Lakers, and Canadiens jersey. It'd make good reality television; who will die last!

 

[desi-patsfan]

I want to see a group of guys walk into Fenway during a drunken World Series riot, one each with a Yankees, Colts, Lakers, and Canadiens jersey. It'd make good reality television; who will die last!

Deaths in order: Yankees...Colts.................Lakers..........................................................................Canadiens.

 

[FortressX]

That is really something to be proud of,first chanting Yankees suck as they were regularly kicking Sox butt,now chanting Colts suck(even though they don't)who We haven't beaten in years.Real good!!!

 

[Fixit]

It's honestly a life ambition of mine to form tackle that choad. I have no idea why, but I just think it would be a funny thing to do. Attack the outside shoulder of the bodyguard, hit him with a quick swim, maybe an inside spin if it's there, bee-line for Jared. "More meat baby, wooooh!!!!"

This was much funnier than my intended "I want to punch that dude right in the face."

 

[primetime]

Deaths in order: Yankees...Colts.................Lakers..........................................................................Canadiens.

Not even close. The Lakers guy would be last, by a long shot. The Lakers rivalry barely even exists anymore, especially because the teams are in different conferences. The Habs rivalry is alive and well, and the teams play 8+ times a year. If you've ever been to a Bruins-Habs game, you'd know the feeling.

The real question is, who would survive longer in Montreal... a guy in a Leafs jersey or a guy in a B's jersey?

 

[Redcell]

But... but... I thought you weren't allowed to yell football chants at a baseball game! Oh, that's right... it's the *other* way around. /s

 

[N.Eman]

Funny story... a few of us were outside Fenway yesterday evening, hoping against hope to get some decently priced tickets for last night's game (no luck of course).

We were on Landsdowne Street, down by Avalon near Gate B (I think), near the WEEI studios, where they were broadcasting Ordway's show before the game.

Up pulls a limo and we expect some rich guy or celebrity to get out of it... out of it pops that pseudo-celebrity Jared Folgelberg (Jared from Subway), that nerdy guy from the Subway commercials, with him was an assistant or two and what looked like a bodyguard or security agent (yeah, people are just dying to mob that guy). He also shows up once or twice a year on the Subway sponsored CBS Pre-game show, wearing his # 18 Colts jersey, where he talks up the Colts while pimping his Subway sandwiches.

Everyone pretty much ignored the guy, but there was one couple that stopped him and got their picture taken with him (must have been Rockies fans).

As he was leaving with his entourage and walked past the WEEI studios (who were in a break and playing commercials over the speaker), someone comes on the microphone over the speakers and yells "COLTS SUCK !" prompting Jared to wheel around and look up in total surprise up at the speakers. A couple of other Sox fans see his reaction and start chanting "Colts Suck ! Colts Suck !", and we all of course joined in on the fun. Seeing the guy's reaction was priceless... clearly he wasn't expecting that sort of greeting from the public outside of Fenway... welcome to Boston, Jared !

WOW thats awesome, i'd loved to be there freezing my caribbean ass chanting COLTS SUCK to that guy. :rocker: