Slagathor
2nd Team Getting Their First Start
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There are 3 easy steps to starting a New York Jets game thread.
Step 1:
The easiest part of the process, and the most overwhelmingly popular way to start the thread is by the post - J.E.T.S JETS........JETS.......JETS!!!!!
Go Jets!!!!!!!!!!
Step 2:
Can be filled with a variety of optimistic observations. Such as:
Pennington looks sharp today.
Vilma is the MAN!
Thomas Jones is a BULL out there!
This game is where we turn the corner to our playoff run. BOOK IT!
Step 3:
I recommend that these posts be typed while jamming a Phillips-Head screwdriver into your thigh.
Not as optimistic and filled with more vitriol than Step 2. Most of these posts can be polar opposites of those posted in Step 2. Some examples:
Pennington sucks sooooo bad! I wanted Clemens as starter all along!
Vilma just doesn't get this defense. He's too small. Why did we draft him?
Jones is such a bust. We stink at getting free agents.
So where do you think we'll draft next year?
Transference also can work in Step 3 posting. The vitriol should be directed at benign factors or opposing teams whom are OBVIOUSLY working towards the Jets demise.
Examples:
Thanks to Belicheat, everyone's taping us. We'll never win!
The refs are paid off. This Sucks!
I blame Belicheat!
I know we're not playing them today, but I hate the Cheatriots with every ounce of my body!
Step 3 can then progress to a more realistic stage with posts such as:
MANGINA IS....a good name for him!
Tannenbaum should be fired!
We'll never see the playoffs again!
God this team sucks!
How can we assasinate Pennington?
also.......I Hate the Cheatriots can apply here.
I hope this was helpful.
Good luck and enjoy participating in the misery.
Step 1:
The easiest part of the process, and the most overwhelmingly popular way to start the thread is by the post - J.E.T.S JETS........JETS.......JETS!!!!!
Go Jets!!!!!!!!!!
Step 2:
Can be filled with a variety of optimistic observations. Such as:
Pennington looks sharp today.
Vilma is the MAN!
Thomas Jones is a BULL out there!
This game is where we turn the corner to our playoff run. BOOK IT!
Step 3:
I recommend that these posts be typed while jamming a Phillips-Head screwdriver into your thigh.
Not as optimistic and filled with more vitriol than Step 2. Most of these posts can be polar opposites of those posted in Step 2. Some examples:
Pennington sucks sooooo bad! I wanted Clemens as starter all along!
Vilma just doesn't get this defense. He's too small. Why did we draft him?
Jones is such a bust. We stink at getting free agents.
So where do you think we'll draft next year?
Transference also can work in Step 3 posting. The vitriol should be directed at benign factors or opposing teams whom are OBVIOUSLY working towards the Jets demise.
Examples:
Thanks to Belicheat, everyone's taping us. We'll never win!
The refs are paid off. This Sucks!
I blame Belicheat!
I know we're not playing them today, but I hate the Cheatriots with every ounce of my body!
Step 3 can then progress to a more realistic stage with posts such as:
MANGINA IS....a good name for him!
Tannenbaum should be fired!
We'll never see the playoffs again!
God this team sucks!
How can we assasinate Pennington?
also.......I Hate the Cheatriots can apply here.
I hope this was helpful.
Good luck and enjoy participating in the misery.