Football finally makes "cents"

[Real World]

Football finally makes sense.........

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it" she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?". "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I'm like...Helloooooo - It's only 25 cents."

"You mean Chicken of the Sea isn't chicken?"

 

[reflexblue]

Football finally makes sense.........

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it" she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?". "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I'm like...Helloooooo - It's only 25 cents."

"You mean Chicken of the Sea isn't chicken?"

TOOO Funny I had a good lol. I could get in trouble on this thread. I better stay away.

 

[Real World]

TOOO Funny I had a good lol. I could get in trouble on this thread. I better stay away.

flex! Where you been man?

 

[SmokeShowin]

Good one. :rocker:

 

[reflexblue]

flex! Where you been man?

Hawaii,since the 11th. I've been scouring the beaches of several islands looking for my socks.(I lost them after the dry cleaning)no luck,WMD no luck there either The pats next cheerleader? more luck in this area,there are no "EYE SORES" allowed on Kailua beach really. I pointed this out to my wife and she slapped me on the back of the head. I was going to ask everyone to pray for me,to light a candle because I was being forced to go to Hawaii for awhile and would miss several games. But the whole cameragate thing was going on and I just left it alone. I did managed to see the first half of the SD game by saying to my wife "we should go back to the house to eat lunch" when we got back I turned on the tv and put it on the SD/NE game and said OMG the Pats are playing....... I haven't heard much of whats happened I got back this morning. I did hear while eating breakfast what the fine was. I overheard people at another table discusing the pats,and BB's fine,lose of the draft pick etc. buts thats it. I couldn't wait to get back. Theres only so much swimming, surfi,ahh I mean scouring you can do before it becomes boring,really.

 

[reflexblue]

All right, Two cops pull over a blond. Ones a rookie, the other a vet. The vet says to the rookie" when she rolls down the window unzip your fly" The rookie says "what?" "When she rolls down her window unzip your fly" Rookie cop"ok" So the rookie cop goes up the car,the blond rolls down her window and when she does the rookie unzipps his fly. The blond says"Oh No not another breathalizer test!"

 

[Real World]

I did managed to see the first half of the SD game by saying to my wife "we should go back to the house to eat lunch" when we got back I turned on the tv and put it on the SD/NE game and said OMG the Pats are playing....... ......I couldn't wait to get back. Theres only so much swimming, surfi,ahh I mean scouring you can do before it becomes boring,really.

HA! You tricky little bastid you! We're all the same eh? BTW, EVERY guy that I know that has gone to Hawai with their significant other, has said the same thing. I already told my GF that if she wants to go, she should ask her mom. It's good to have you back bud.

 

[Real World]

All right, Two cops pull over a blond. Ones a rookie, the other a vet. The vet says to the rookie" when she rolls down the window unzip your fly" The rookie says "what?" "When she rolls down her window unzip your fly" Rookie cop"ok" So the rookie cop goes up the car,the blond rolls down her window and when she does the rookie unzipps his fly. The blond says"Oh No not another breathalizer test!"

LOLOLOL!!!!

 

[reflexblue]

HA! You tricky little bastid you! We're all the same eh? BTW, EVERY guy that I know that has gone to Hawai with their significant other, has said the same thing. I already told my GF that if she wants to go, she should ask her mom. It's good to have you back bud.

Not to be nosey or anything but you're GF is over 18? just kidding. Thank you its good to be back. And from what you've posted I'd say if you went to Hawaii alone you wouldn't come back. I must have scouted three dozen cheerleaders in the first 2 hours and none of them was accompanied except by their dogs.