Those (snigger) Jets defensive calls in full

[gomezcat]

These are the defensive calls allegedly stolen by the Pats. They are reprinted exactly as written in the Jets' Defensive playbook:

"Green 0: This is the one where Moss is effectively triple covered. DO NOT catch him. Run behind him, fail to stop him catching ball and allow him to run into endzone. The O will have no answer to this one. Make sure they don't work it out beforehand or they may throw the ball short or long".

"Green 01: Leave All Pro wide receiver open on a slant. Do not tackle when he catches ball, until he has made significant yardage. Top Secret; if the O finds out, they will throw the ball into coverage".

"Blitz Green 2: Send loads of people against Brady, but DO NOT get to him. Leave receivers covered one on one. Tackle only after they have made decent gains. The genius of this play is that it lulls the O into a false sense of security. We DON'T cover them, which is highly confusing for the O".

"Goal Line Green 6: Allow rangy and athletic TE to get open at back of endzone. Act like rabbit in headlights as Brady throws TD to Watson."

You can see that the Jets defensive plan was clearly known to the Pats. It CERTAINLY could NOT have been down to brilliance on the part of the Pats and true suckiness on the part of the Jets D, who failed to do pretty much anything right all game.

 

[true_patriot]

Nice post. Hilarious. F-U-N-N-Y. The sarcasm exhibited in this board by some regular posters are second to none!

 

[PATSNUTme]

Cat, I think I have to help you out here. Don't forget you are posting to Americans and some will think you are trying to do rap here.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/snigger

I think we would use "snicker" instead of "snigger".

BTW- funny post ( for a Limey)

 

[Va_Pats_Fan]

These are the defensive calls allegedly stolen by the Pats. They are reprinted exactly as written in the Jets' Defensive playbook:

"Green 0: This is the one where Moss is effectively triple covered. DO NOT catch him. Run behind him, fail to stop him catching ball and allow him to run into endzone. The O will have no answer to this one. Make sure they don't work it out beforehand or they may throw the ball short or long".

"Green 01: Leave All Pro wide receiver open on a slant. Do not tackle when he catches ball, until he has made significant yardage. Top Secret; if the O finds out, they will throw the ball into coverage".

"Blitz Green 2: Send loads of people against Brady, but DO NOT get to him. Leave receivers covered one on one. Tackle only after they have made decent gains. The genius of this play is that it lulls the O into a false sense of security. We DON'T cover them, which is highly confusing for the O".

"Goal Line Green 6: Allow rangy and athletic TE to get open at back of endzone. Act like rabbit in headlights as Brady throws TD to Watson."

You can see that the Jets defensive plan was clearly known to the Pats. It CERTAINLY could NOT have been down to brilliance on the part of the Pats and true suckiness on the part of the Jets D, who failed to do pretty much anything right all game.

Apparently we were also stealing special teams plays also.

Red1: Allow the sorriest CB in the league to run 108 yards on the kick off. Make half hearted attempts to tackle. Leap but do not grab. Like flag football.

 

[gomezcat]

Apparently we were also stealing special teams plays also.

Red1: Allow the sorriest CB in the league to run 108 yards on the kick off. Make half hearted attempts to tackle. Leap but do not grab. Like flag football.

Ah yes, I had forgotten about that one. I would take issue with the sorriest CB in the league description, though. Bumped for shameless self promotion.

 

[MoLewisrocks]

Ah yes, I had forgotten about that one. I would take issue with the sorriest CB in the league description, though. Bumped for shameless self promotion.

I just watched that play on NFLN for the second time today. And in hindsight I must now admit the look on Mangenius' face clearly, undeniably indicated he had just been ripped off.

 

[mcsully]

Okay maybe the Pats taped it.. BUT THE TAPE was PHYSICALLY Taken by NFL security.. Which means the Pats (if guilty) didnt' ahve a chance to use it.. They crushed the JETS because they r BETTER!!

 

[nhpatsfan]

These are the defensive calls allegedly stolen by the Pats. They are reprinted exactly as written in the Jets' Defensive playbook:

"Green 0: This is the one where Moss is effectively triple covered. DO NOT catch him. Run behind him, fail to stop him catching ball and allow him to run into endzone. The O will have no answer to this one. Make sure they don't work it out beforehand or they may throw the ball short or long".

"Green 01: Leave All Pro wide receiver open on a slant. Do not tackle when he catches ball, until he has made significant yardage. Top Secret; if the O finds out, they will throw the ball into coverage".

"Blitz Green 2: Send loads of people against Brady, but DO NOT get to him. Leave receivers covered one on one. Tackle only after they have made decent gains. The genius of this play is that it lulls the O into a false sense of security. We DON'T cover them, which is highly confusing for the O".

"Goal Line Green 6: Allow rangy and athletic TE to get open at back of endzone. Act like rabbit in headlights as Brady throws TD to Watson."

You can see that the Jets defensive plan was clearly known to the Pats. It CERTAINLY could NOT have been down to brilliance on the part of the Pats and true suckiness on the part of the Jets D, who failed to do pretty much anything right all game.

Thanks for the laugh. Much needed these days

 

[Tyler.Durden]

Nice thanks

 

[shakadave]

Five stars for Gomez! I would edit Va's Red 1 as follows:

"Rub kick returner's thighs with your upper arms to slow him down. Then hopefully someone else will come along to tackle him for you later."