The official "Moss is sick" thread

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

No analysis necessary. Moss is just plain sick. You can't even compare him to other receivers when he is on his game.

Moss is sicker than a flu-ridden, chicken-pox stricken, cough-hacked, chicken soup drinking old man with no white blood cells who just also ate a three week old jar of bacteria-laden mayonaise.

 

[Fixit]

No analysis necessary. Moss is just plain sick. You can't even compare him to other receivers when he is on his game.

Moss is sicker than a flu-ridden, chicken-pox stricken, cough-hacked, chicken soup drinking old man with no white blood cells who just also ate a three week old jar of bacteria-laden mayonaise.

That sounds pretty sick.

 

[Trot]

No analysis necessary. Moss is just plain sick. You can't even compare him to other receivers when he is on his game.

Moss is sicker than a flu-ridden, chicken-pox stricken, cough-hacked, chicken soup drinking old man with no white blood cells who just also ate a three week old jar of bacteria-laden mayonaise.

That's not sick, man, that's a head cold. I'd say Moss is sicker than a legless leper with genital warts and herpes who has diarrhea and a fever of 110.

 

[Slagathor]

This is one of those threads.............


That could get WAYYYYYY out of hand!!!!!!

 

[jman924]

That's not sick, man, that's a head cold. I'd say Moss is sicker than a legless leper with genital warts and herpes who has diarrhea and a fever of 110.

Fever of 110?
He's not sick dude.


He's dead.

 

[Trot]

Fever of 110?
He's not sick dude.


He's dead.

It's true. That poor little leper is dead. What a waste.

 

[mtbykr]

I loved in the brady interview when they asked him what they called the play that Moss got his TD....Brady says "Freak go deep....I tell Randy to go deep and then i throw it as far as i can" :rocker:

 

[jct]

I loved in the brady interview when they asked him what they called the play that Moss got his TD....Brady says "Freak go deep....I tell Randy to go deep and then i throw it as far as i can" :rocker:

F***ing AYYY man!!

 

[BradfordPatsFan]

Wait, wait, wait. Sick? I thought he was tight. I'm confused!

 

[sieglo]

Wait, wait, wait. Sick? I thought he was tight. I'm confused!

No, sick is Moss. Tight is Moss' hammy.

 

[BradfordPatsFan]

No, sick is Moss. Tight is Moss' hammy.

Has TheArchives been made aware of this?

 

[JoeSixPat]

I try not to get too high or too low given the peaks and valleys of a season.

What's clear is that the gameplan HEAVILLY featured Moss - which was part of a plan to win not only this game, but to position the offense and provide advantages for other players in subsequent games.

Don't expect Moss to have 9 deep catches a game every game any more than you should expect to see Stallworth and Watson limited to 1 and 2 cathces respectively.

Football is a chess match, played over the course of many weeks. Todays game was simply a number of opening moves with our King and Queen now positioned strategically well. Look for some of the other pieces to be fully integrated into the match.

 

[brdmaverick]

Moss doesn't even look that good when I play my Madden video game.


It just looks SOOOOOOOOOOOO easy.

 

[RyanTheColtsFan]

No analysis necessary. Moss is just plain sick. You can't even compare him to other receivers when he is on his game.

* Currently Harrison is averaging 93 receptions per season, which is an all time record. He is ahead of second place Sterling Sharpe who averaged 85 receptions per season.
* Holds the record for most receptions in a single season with 143, beating the previous record of 123 set by Herman Moore.
* Only player to have four consecutive 100 or more reception seasons in NFL history.
* Became the only player ever in the history of the NFL to have six double digit reception games in one single season in the 2002 regular season.
* Became the only player in NFL history to have 12 games with 8 or more receptions in a single season in 2002.
* Marvin Harrison and Peyton Manning hold the record for most receptions between a QB and a WR with 723 receptions.
* Harrison trails only Jerry Rice in 1,500 or more receiving yard seasons. He has 3 such seasons, Rice had 4.
* Marvin Harrison averages approximately 6 receptions per regular season game--an NFL record.
* Marvin Harrison and Peyton Manning currently hold the NFL record in receiving touchdowns between a QB and WR with 107 as of September 6, 2007.
* With 55 career 100 yard receiving games, Marvin Harrison now ranks #2 all time behind Jerry Rice and his 76 career 100 yard receiving games.
* With 8 straight seasons of 1,000 yards or more and 10 or more receiving TD's, Marvin Harrison has now set an NFL record passing Jerry Rice.
* Second-fastest player to achieve 100 receiving touchdowns.
* As of December 31, 2006, Marvin Harrison has caught a pass in every game in his career (170), a record for any player to start his career.
* On December 10, 2006, made his 1000th reception against the Jacksonville Jaguars. He is among only 4 other players in NFL history to have over 1000 receptions. The other 3 being Jerry Rice, Cris Carter, and Tim Brown. And is the fastest player to do so reaching the mark in just 167 career games.
* On December 18, 2006, Marvin Harrison and Indianapolis Colt teammate Reggie Wayne became the only NFL wide receiver tandem to catch 75 receptions and 1,000 yards in 3 straight seasons. The game was on Monday Night and was played against the Cincinnati Bengals.
* On February 04, 2007, Marvin Harrison moved into second place for the most consecutive games with a reception with 184, passing Art Monk who had 183, and is now only behind Jerry Rice who had 274.

 

[Boston Boxer]

* Currently Harrison is averaging 93 receptions per season, which is an all time record. He is ahead of second place Sterling Sharpe who averaged 85 receptions per season.
* Holds the record for most receptions in a single season with 143, beating the previous record of 123 set by Herman Moore.
* Only player to have four consecutive 100 or more reception seasons in NFL history.
* Became the only player ever in the history of the NFL to have six double digit reception games in one single season in the 2002 regular season.
* Became the only player in NFL history to have 12 games with 8 or more receptions in a single season in 2002.
* Marvin Harrison and Peyton Manning hold the record for most receptions between a QB and a WR with 723 receptions.
* Harrison trails only Jerry Rice in 1,500 or more receiving yard seasons. He has 3 such seasons, Rice had 4.
* Marvin Harrison averages approximately 6 receptions per regular season game--an NFL record.
* Marvin Harrison and Peyton Manning currently hold the NFL record in receiving touchdowns between a QB and WR with 107 as of September 6, 2007.
* With 55 career 100 yard receiving games, Marvin Harrison now ranks #2 all time behind Jerry Rice and his 76 career 100 yard receiving games.
* With 8 straight seasons of 1,000 yards or more and 10 or more receiving TD's, Marvin Harrison has now set an NFL record passing Jerry Rice.
* Second-fastest player to achieve 100 receiving touchdowns.
* As of December 31, 2006, Marvin Harrison has caught a pass in every game in his career (170), a record for any player to start his career.
* On December 10, 2006, made his 1000th reception against the Jacksonville Jaguars. He is among only 4 other players in NFL history to have over 1000 receptions. The other 3 being Jerry Rice, Cris Carter, and Tim Brown. And is the fastest player to do so reaching the mark in just 167 career games.
* On December 18, 2006, Marvin Harrison and Indianapolis Colt teammate Reggie Wayne became the only NFL wide receiver tandem to catch 75 receptions and 1,000 yards in 3 straight seasons. The game was on Monday Night and was played against the Cincinnati Bengals.
* On February 04, 2007, Marvin Harrison moved into second place for the most consecutive games with a reception with 184, passing Art Monk who had 183, and is now only behind Jerry Rice who had 274.

well, i guess you can compare him to other WR in the league...that being said, quit trying to hijack the thread Ryan

 

[RyanTheColtsFan]

well, i guess you can compare him to other WR in the league...that being said, quit trying to hijack the thread Ryan

Done and done.

Moss was incredible today. Welker, too.

 

[Boston Boxer]

Done and done.

Moss was incredible today. Welker, too.

i am just messing with you...this thread is going nowhere

 

[reflexblue]

Moss is beyond sick. The DUDE IS ILL, HE B ILL.

 

[Patriot_in_NY]

Harrison is great (one of the greatest) and his numbers speak for themselves, but when is comes to shear physical gifts, I'm not convinced he (or many that have ever played) are in Moss's league.

I think we've forgetting alot of things about Randy. Today, in the chat room, I said this a few times "Moss seems like he's favoring his hammy, like he's afraid to kick it in to high gear, he must still be hurt".......... As I watched it later on the TiVo, I saw it differently. Moss ONLY appears slow, but it just an illusion. Everything he does is silky smooth when he's on. I don't think he's 100%, but still, he is very deceptive to watch You can’t fake smooth. Harrison is a workhorse, but he is NOT purely effortless either. He benefits from his effort and his LONG-STANDING partnership with Payton. On the bomb play, I watched it like 4 limes slow, Moss actually appears to be jogging out there (not running) and only talking 1 step for every 2-3 of the covering DB's and blow right by them. His in-flight tracking skills are incredible.

Speaking of the bomb. That came out of a 3 TE power set, and he beat triple coverage. Every DC we will face thi year just sh!t their collective pants, and I don't blame them. If he was the only weapon we had, you could defense it, since he’s not……… It’s gonna be a chore

So yeah, Moss is sick..... and when you got the fever, the only prescription is MORE COWBELL. :rocker:

 

[Nordy]

I wouldn't even think twice about taking Moss in his prime over Harrison in his prime.