You have two cows...(NFL version)

[Seven Nation Army]

Roger Goddell
You have two cows. You suspend them.

Tom Brady
You have two cows. They become pregnant.

Bill Belichick
You have two cows. You sell them both and replace them with low-cost free agent cows. You win the Super Bowl. Life is good.

Robert Kraft
You have many cows. You consolidate all meat and dairy authority behind Bill Belichick. You go to lunch. Life is good.

 

[marty]

Re: You have two cows... (NFL version)

WTF!!! Now we're going to need a inter-dairy forum?????

 

[sieglo]

Re: You have two cows... (NFL version)

You have two cows. Unfortunately, your mother in law has just moved in.

 

[gomezcat]

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The NFL in HD
You have two cows, but you pay $1000 for a HDTV and you are told repeatedly that they are the best cows you have ever seen. Their hide glistens and they are uber-black and new, supreme white.
The TV company and the NFL milk you, not the cows. Life is good in HD.

 

[unoriginal]

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Mike Vick
You have two cows. The Feds arrest you for pitting the cows against each other for your amusement.

Bill Bidwell
For tax purposes, you have two special-needs dependants.

Terrell Owens
You have a horse. You trade in this horse for a cow. You are constantly complaining that your cow is not a horse.

Travis Henry
You have god-knows-how-many cows and at least nine calves.

Matt Millen
You can't count high enough to know how many cows you have.

 

[Bill's Girl]

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You have two cows and they are taking performance enhancing hormones to produce bigger, better, tastier beef and mad cow disease, but no one seems to notice.....

 

[khayos]

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Bart Simpson
Don't have a cow, man

 

[signbabybrady]

Re: You have two cows... (NFL version)

you have two cows, how many NFL players can you feed?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Re: You have two cows... (NFL version)

Matt Millen (again): You have two cows, but insist on drafting another cow in the first round of every draft

 

[Bill's Girl]

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you have two cows, how many NFL players can you feed?

My guess is Vince Wilfork.....sorry, bad girl, bad bad.

 

[FloridaHerb]

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NFC

You had cows, now you have sacrificial lambs...

 

[Flying Fungi]

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Roger Goddell
You have two cows. You suspend them.

Tom Brady
You have two cows. They become pregnant.

Bill Belichick
You have two cows. You sell them both and replace them with low-cost free agent cows. You win the Super Bowl. Life is good.

Robert Kraft
You have many cows. You consolidate all meat and dairy authority behind Bill Belichick. You go to lunch. Life is good.

huh

i was expecting a sheep post from you

huh

 

[Tucker]

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Terrell Owens
You have a horse. You trade in this horse for a cow. You are constantly complaining that your cow is not a horse.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

 

[Seven Nation Army]

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Matt Millen (again): You have two cows, but insist on drafting another cow in the first round of every draft

This one made me laugh out loud.

 

[Pats726]

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Kow a bung a!!!!!

 

[unoriginal]

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Herm Edwards
You have two cows. You yoke your wagon to one cow and drive it all day, while the other cow sits in the barn.

Ty Law
You have two cows. You need to feed them or they'll starve.

Peyton Manning
You have two cows. They are constantly saying "MOOOOOOOvers."

New York Jets
You have a cow and a penguin. The penguin can't fly and the cow doesn't have an arm.

 

[Gwedd]

Re: You have two cows... (NFL version)

Heh,

You are Dan Snyder. You have many expensive animals. They pretend to be cows. You pretend you own a dairy.

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Re: You have two cows... (NFL version)

You are Ralph Wilson- You can't understand how you got the cows or what they are doing here...

You are Mike Florio- You report that one of the cows had a DUI and the other was recently arrested for breaking and entering......


You are Dante Scarnecchia- you turn one of the cows into a very good offensive lineman.


You are Peter King- You rate the cows #235 and 407 on your list of players and write "you wouldn't rate them higher EVEN IF a coach told you to"

You are Rich Cimini-He writes that a coach told him that the cows should be rated higher

You are ron borges- You cultivate a friendship with the cows and spin anything against the cows' owner and write that a coach told you that the cows should be rated higher.

You are Patsfanin Philly- you can't wait for Sunday........

 

[jaytee]

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tiki barber - you have two cows, but you don't like the farm is being run by the farm manager, so you take your cows and go home. then you go on a tv show where the cows defecate on a picture of the farm manager and say he is the reason the cows left the farm.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Re: You have two cows... (NFL version)

Posters-not-to-be-named-for-whom-a-whole-forum-got-invented:

You have two lean cows, and two fat cows. And the two lean cows consumed the two fat cows. Yea, said Joseph, the two lean cows are the NFC championship game teams... and there shall be a drought of seven years, and their tongues shall cleave to the roof of their mouthpiece, and they shall have all sorts of problems...