OT: Date for T-shirtDynasty's parole hearing?

[thewaylifeshouldbe]

Ever notice how some take the random sabbatical from the board simultaneously? Dryheat44, PsychoPat, FBN...etc.

Conspiracy is amiss.

 

[gomezcat]

Gospel, J6P and PWP both slept with him to verify it, it doesn't get any more authoritative than that. I'm not sure if FBN knows what sex he is anymore, I'm still not sure he started out human.

You must have a great attorney, Box. You said that I was "of Irish perversity" and now you claim that half of the board is sleeping with FBN.

 

[PATSNUTme]

You must have a great attorney, Box. You said that I was "of Irish perversity" and now you claim that half of the board is sleeping with FBN.

And the other half wants to.

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

You must have a great attorney, Box. You said that I was "of Irish perversity" and now you claim that half of the board is sleeping with FBN.

You may have slept with FBN too, Denmark isn't that far from London... (I'm told he has the same cherubic smile as Ms. Gcat, you know the one, looks like forlorn canary feathers fluttering to the floor in the sunlight.)

 

[pats1]

This was the last post T-Shirt made:

http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-patriots/messageboard/showpost.php?p=383386&postcount=9

The rhythm just infected my mind long before I even payed attention to the lyrics. Infectious rhymes.

Sean Paul - Legalize It (We be Burnin')

Just gimme di gees and mek we smoke it yo (Smoke it yo!)
It a mek we please so don't provoke it yo (Voke it yo!)
We nuh need nuh speed so we nah nuh coke it yo (Coke it yo!)
Set yuh mind at ease we gotta take it slow

Verse 1:
So when yuh see di S.P. floatin don't provoke him
Cau di weed weh we smokin need fi soakin
Bestfing fi di medication is di best hygrade of Jamaican
When we a bun a weed we supportin and promotin
Lau di crack and di coke ting yeah we smoking
Herb a di healin of di nation
Legalize it right now we gwaan blaze one

...

That was on March 23.

In the mean time, T-Shirt has dropped like a rock down the post count list to #25.

BelichickFan, Spacecrime, and T-Shirt, are all listed as last visiting on "N/A."

 

[PATSNUTme]

This was the last post T-Shirt made:

http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-patriots/messageboard/showpost.php?p=383386&postcount=9



That was on March 23.

March 23rd! Wasn't that around the same time that Keegs was "banned"? Not saying that there's a connection, but T-shirt was a mod on this forum at the time.

I'm not concerned because I think Keegs can still post on the Ladies Lounge.

Perhaps this is something our investigative reporter could look into.

 

[pats1]

March 23rd! Wasn't that around the same time that Keegs was "banned"? Not saying that there's a connection, but T-shirt was a mod on this forum at the time.

I'm not concerned because I think Keegs can still post on the Ladies Lounge.

Perhaps this is something our investigative reporter could look into.

T-Shirt was our investigative reporter! (have you ever heard about the "I'm Ron Borges?" thing?)

 

[Pats726]

T-Shirt was our investigative reporter! (have you ever heard about the "I'm Ron Borges?" thing?)

NO...fill us in...

 

[Flying Fungi]

he's huddled in his bunker playing dr moreau--working on a downeast chupacabra

 

[shmessy]

T-Shirt was our investigative reporter! (have you ever heard about the "I'm Ron Borges?" thing?)

Folks.

Someday (but only with Ian's and T-Shirt's permission) I'd be happy to post the PM's that went on between me and T-Shirt (and some of the interested posters) from that "magical" week.

Unbelievable story.

 

[pats1]

Folks.

Someday (but only with Ian's and T-Shirt's permission) I'd be happy to post the PM's that went on between me and T-Shirt (and some of the interested posters) from that "magical" week.

Unbelievable story.

Can't wait for that day, shmessy.

 

[Miss Gomezcat]

You may have slept with FBN too, Denmark isn't that far from London... (I'm told he has the same cherubic smile as Ms. Gcat, you know the one, looks like forlorn canary feathers fluttering to the floor in the sunlight.)

By a funny coincidence, I happen to be going to Denmark in a couple of weeks time (yes, really!). I shall see if this FBN chappie has been playing fast and loose with MY boyfriend and if he has . . .


Well lets just say that it will be FBN feathers flying in Denmark


And another thing . . . I like the bit about the cherubic smile

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

By a funny coincidence, I happen to be going to Denmark in a couple of weeks time (yes, really!). I shall see if this FBN chappie has been playing fast and loose with MY boyfriend and if he has . . .


Well lets just say that it will be FBN feathers flying in Denmark


And another thing . . . I like the bit about the cherubic smile

Just remember we don't know what sex FBN might be now, you'll have to quiz, er, um, "it" about Patriots football should you find a bird for roasting.

As for the smile, it's all I allow myself to remember from the photo some vagabond kitty left on the forum. (Maybe you should take up with FBN, it's the consensus you're too good for someone else we all know and love.)

 

[gomezcat]

Just remember we don't know what sex FBN might be now, you'll have to quiz, er, um, "it" about Patriots football should you find a bird for roasting.

As for the smile, it's all I allow myself to remember from the photo some vagabond kitty left on the forum. (Maybe you should take up with FBN, it's the consensus you're too good for someone else we all know and love.)

Hrmph!

Anyway, all Her Highness knows of the Pats is that BB is in charge, that Tom Brady is the QB and that Tedy Bruschi is married.

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

Anyway, all Her Highness knows of the Pats is that BB is in charge, that Tom Brady is the QB and that Tedy Bruschi is married.

That should be enough to filter out the innocent from the FBN, unless she happens on one of our Danish faithful - but they probably wouldn't be wearing feathers.

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

BRITISH NEGOTIATOR EN-ROUTE AROOSTOOK THROUGH DENMARK

by B. O'Rocks

AROOSTOOK - Day four of the Black Fly Bunker Crisis saw little change, the most significant being an urgent telex to the Pacific Northwest for Black Butte Porter to deal with some form of aerodynamic fungus drifting in from the southwest. Experts report the fungus has an affinity for Black Butte Porter and can be dealt with safely once it's fully saturated.

Outside the cordoned off region, a shrine to the Prophet Ian Logue has been established by unwashed and aromatic followers of the Guru T-shirtdynasty. Tiny emblems and notes with mystical numbers used in the cult's prayers have been hung from the shrine which resembles the letters "BB." Most prevalent is the number 6, but 12 , 93, and 54 have strong followings, with one lone 8 hanging from a yarmulke-like offering with Chinese characters around the edge. A small tag along the inside rim read "Made In Hong Kong" in English. The Chinese translator with the Peacekeepers reported the writing appeared to be in some "mystic code" when read normally, but when read right to left spelled out "coffin corner" and "hangtime." "Probably a Chinese joke on one of the Guru's followers," he surmised, "those Chinese are great ones for practical jokes."

News from the hostage negotiators themselves was limited. The U.S. Chief Negotiator, code named "shmessy" by the State Department, held his or her scheduled telephone-conference with the press last night. But the security restrictions involving the loud crunching of garlic flavored pita chips limited the envoy's responses to inarticulate mumbles. In Nova Scotia, the Canadian Chief Negotiator disappeared shortly after receiving instructions from his government and was reported to be secreted with his staff in a public facility somewhere near the waterfront awaiting transportation to Jamaica. Authorities declined to comment on the envoy's travel itinerary, and reporters were not allowed to pass police barricades enclosing the area. Additional police could be seen patrolling heavily and conducting security sweeps building by building.

Overseas, Her Majesty's Government announced they were sending Special Envoy Madame Gzheegato to "assist our Canadian counterparts vigorous efforts to prevent the return of this region to the Crown." A Foreign Service Officer who spoke on condition of anonymity stated "Her Majesty is very concerned that young George may use this crisis to slip something by us, next the blighter will probably claim Detroit and Buffalo are part of Ontario."

The British envoy will travel first to Denmark for a briefing on local conditions and native culture from noted Brown University scholar F.B. Nutt. She will then set sail in a longboat for Newfoundland, before following the coastline around to Bar Harbor, ME. "The odd travel arrangements are to acclimate her to the harsh conditions prevalent in the region," explained the Foreign Office Spokeswoman, "while Madame is experienced with harsh living conditions and rough companions from her days with the SAS in Birmingham, she hasn't been 'downeast' as it were."

© PATSNUTMe 23 Hour Driving Range and News Bureau

 

[zarakotas5]

I know he made mention of getting into geo-tracking at one point...

Perhaps he made an ultimate sacrifice to PatsFans to give us something constructive to do during the off-season...He has clearly buried himself and hidden cryptic directions for his recovery. Perhaps Box can investigate?

 

[PatsMyBoyz!]

Folks.

Someday (but only with Ian's and T-Shirt's permission) I'd be happy to post the PM's that went on between me and T-Shirt (and some of the interested posters) from that "magical" week.

Unbelievable story.

Perfect stuff for this lull time
*Speaking of Borges,Mr. 666 was a guest on Sports Tonight last nite at 10. He was going to share his thoughts on BB

 

[marty]

Perfect stuff for this lull time
*Speaking of Borges,Mr. 666 was a guest on Sports Tonight last nite at 10. He was going to share his thoughts on BB

Yea, I usually watch but when I saw his smarmy face I flipped him off!

 

[PATSNUTme]

Yea, I usually watch but when I saw his smarmy face I flipped him off!

This would make a striking avatar for you.