Overheard on Draft weekend....

[Va_Pats_Fan]

[thud]
[clang]
Bill Belichick:
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[cough cough...]
[clang]
[...cough cough]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead! 5th Rounder.
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out...
[rewr!]
...your dead!
[rewr!]
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
Al Davis:
Here's one.
Bill Belichick:
5th?
Randy Moss:
I'm not dead!
Bill Belichick:
What?
Al Davis:
Nothing. I want a 4th.
Randy Moss:
I'm not dead!
Bill Belichick:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
Al Davis:
Yes, he is. Were cutting him next month. He just doesn't know it.
Randy Moss:
You're not!
Bill Belichick:
He isn't?
Al Davis:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
Randy Moss:
I'm getting better!
Al Davis:
No, you're not. You'll be cut in a moment.
Bill Belichick:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. We'll need to redo a contract or two.
Randy Moss:
I don't want to go on the cart!
Al Davis:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
Bill Belichick:
I can't take him.
Randy Moss:
I feel fine!
Al Davis:
Well, do us a favour.
Bill Belichick:
I can't.
Al Davis:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Bill Belichick:
No, I've got to go to the Panthers'. I hear they have one dying.
Al Davis:
Well, when's your next round?
Bill Belichick:
Next year.
Randy Moss:
I think I'll go for a walk.
Al Davis:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
Bill Belichick:
Ok, a 4th and its done.
Randy Moss: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
Al Davis:
Ah, thanks very much.
Bill Belichick:
Not at all. See you next year.

 

[aabtec]

[thud]
[clang]
Bill Belichick:
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[cough cough...]
[clang]
[...cough cough]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead! 5th Rounder.
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out...
[rewr!]
...your dead!
[rewr!]
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
Al Davis:
Here's one.
Bill Belichick:
5th?
Randy Moss:
I'm not dead!
Bill Belichick:
What?
Al Davis:
Nothing. I want a 4th.
Randy Moss:
I'm not dead!
Bill Belichick:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
Al Davis:
Yes, he is. Were cutting him next month. He just doesn't know it.
Randy Moss:
You're not!
Bill Belichick:
He isn't?
Al Davis:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
Randy Moss:
I'm getting better!
Al Davis:
No, you're not. You'll be cut in a moment.
Bill Belichick:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. We'll need to redo a contract or two.
Randy Moss:
I don't want to go on the cart!
Al Davis:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
Bill Belichick:
I can't take him.
Randy Moss:
I feel fine!
Al Davis:
Well, do us a favour.
Bill Belichick:
I can't.
Al Davis:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Bill Belichick:
No, I've got to go to the Panthers'. I hear they have one dying.
Al Davis:
Well, when's your next round?
Bill Belichick:
Next year.
Randy Moss:
I think I'll go for a walk.
Al Davis:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
Bill Belichick:
Ok, a 4th and its done.
Randy Moss: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
Al Davis:
Ah, thanks very much.
Bill Belichick:
Not at all. See you next year.

That is a riot....

 

[Pats726]

That is a riot....

Always looking on the bright side of life..

 

[Pujo]

He said they've already got one!

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

Keep Brady away from the Castle Anthrax, please.

Regards,
Chris

 

[VJCPatriot]

Keep Brady away from the Castle Anthrax, please.

Regards,
Chris

Can't he have just a little peril?
No, it's too perilous.

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

Brady: Hut one, hut two, hut five...

Koppen: Hut three, sir.

Regards,
Chris

 

[363839]

This thread could be titled "Pats/Python parady.
Great stuff.

 

[Va_Pats_Fan]

Brady: Hut one, hut two, hut five...

Koppen: Hut three, sir.

Regards,
Chris

Thats funny

 

[bishbash]

BB:
You don't frighten us, Indianapolis Colts! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Polian King, you and all your silly fans. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

[PushnPencils]

Matt Millen:

I want to draft.....a shrubbery.......!

 

[Pats726]

Matt Millen:

I want to draft.....a shrubbery.......!

was it "the larch"???

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

Matt Millen:

I want to draft.....a shrubbery.......!

One that can stretch the field, go over the middle, has good hands.

Regards,
Chris

 

[jman924]

BB: Brady...Brady...Quarterback of the Patriots.....
STOP THAT! STOP THAT! STOP GROVELING! If it's one thing I can't stand it a grown man groveling.
Brady: Sorry!
BB:AND DON'T APOLOGIZE! Ever time I appear to someone its "I'm sorry this," and "forgive me that," and "I'm not worthy." It's like watching ESPN, it's soooo depressing.
Brady: Ok...
BB: Right. Brady...Quarterback of the Patriots. I have gotten you some real Wide Recievers for these dark times.
Brady: Good idea, oh Coach!
BB: OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA!!! Anyway, your quest Brady, is to win the Lombardi Trophy. That is your quest Brady, win the Super Bowl.

 

[threepeater]

Bridge Troll Guy: What is your name?

Brady: Tom Brady.

BTG: What is your quest?

Brady: To win a super bowl.

BTG: Who is your favorite reciever?

Brady: Moss. No, Stallworth. No....AAAAEEEEIIIIII!

 

[PatrioticDynasty]

Bridge Troll Guy: What is your name?

Brady: Tom Brady.

BTG: What is your quest?

Brady: To win a super bowl.

BTG: Who is your favorite reciever?

Brady: Moss. No, Stallworth. No....AAAAEEEEIIIIII!

Brady: which Moss are you referring to? The East coast goody goody Moss, or the west coast bad ass Moss?

BTG: West coast, no... East Co....AAAAEEEEIIIIII!

 

[Krugman]

Like the "Bridge troll "reference.....ha ha ha...

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

Let's hope Randy Moss isn't the Holy Hand Grenade.

Regards,
Chris

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

Brady: which Moss are you referring to? The East coast goody goody Moss, or the west coast bad ass Moss?

BTG: West coast, no... East Co....AAAAEEEEIIIIII!

Cassell: How did you know about East Coast/West Coast Randy Moss?

Brady: You have to know these things when you're 3-time SB champ.

Regards,
Chris

 

[PatrioticDynasty]

Cassell: How did you know about East Coast/West Coast Randy Moss?

Brady: You have to know these things when you're 3-time SB champ.

Regards,
Chris

now that was a nice pick-up! Kudos

PD.