Buffalo Bills WR Stevie Johnson to North Korea: 'Bomb Foxboro, MA first!'

[Brady_to_Moss]

NK's current ICBM's have a range that barely includes California.

The one they moved to the coast has a range of 1,500 miles...won't even reach guam...but japan and SK..a different story. They are afraid that if they do launch here in a week..even if a test..it will fly over japan causing very very nervous officials there. They have anti missile defense and i can bet it will be activated if the missile is about to pass over them...going to buffalo

if they strike any of our allies..i expect out B2s to completely take out their military targets with ease...but that's a story for another time

 

[PATSNUTme]

This is enough to get Jack Bauer out of retirement.

No, not the guy who post here under the name of Jack Bauer. I'm talking about the real fictitous Jack Bauer.

 

[goheels22002]

When I saw this I thought it was funny.

I also said out loud "North Korea has football players making jokes about it after they threaten nuclear war. Really? Did that numbnuts (Kim Jong Un) pay any attention to what happened to Saddam Hussein and Bin Laden after they messed with us?!? Seriously."

The US is definitely the wrong country to taunt. Our first move is to surround you with aircraft carriers and fly big bombers over your head. Imagine how many US nuclear subs are tooling around the Sea of Japan and the Korea Bay. Anybody wanna bet that the US Navy Seals haven't already built a replica of Un's palace and know how to slither into his bathroom in the middle of the night?

Good luck, Un. Have a happy afterlife.

Oh, and as far as Stevie Johnson is concerned - nice tweet - a nuke landing in Foxboro is about the only way the Bills get a win there this year.

 

[fnordcircle]

This is enough to get Jack Bauer out of retirement.

No, not the guy who post here under the name of Jack Bauer. I'm talking about the real fictitous Jack Bauer.

Liked because of the phrase 'real fictitious'.

NK ICBMs are probably the only thing on this planet that Mark Sanchez can out throw.

 

[JoeSixPat]

Seems to me that Johnson accurately reflected the only circumstances in which the Bills could win the AFC East.

I can't say I'm offended by his admission. Buffalo fans should be the ones offended.

 

[Raymond]

..................... Anybody wanna bet that the US Navy Seals haven't already built a replica of Un's palace and know how to slither into his bathroom in the middle of the night?................/QUOTE]

This is too funny.

 

[patsfan-1982]

its just a joke...its was done in poor taste but its still just a joke

 

[Koma]

Several people have mentioned that biking Foxboro would be the only way the Bills could beat the Patriots.

On the other hand, Buffalo has trouble beating the "normal" Patriots squad. Do you think their chances will improve facing a team of atomically enhanced mutants?

 

[Whitt25]

Twitter is stupid.

 

[Dingleberry]

People are really offended by this joke?

If anything, it was a tip of the cap by Johnson at the Patriots' dominance. If not, it was just a silly joke.

Thicker skin!

 

[Danger Zone]

This is enough to get Jack Bauer out of retirement.

No, not the guy who post here under the name of Jack Bauer. I'm talking about the real fictitous Jack Bauer.

Wait, are you implying that the Jack Bauer that posts here isn't real or fictitious?!

 

[Jackson 2]

Given the potential lives at stake and the seriousness of the situation, it seems to be somewhat in poor taste. With that said, as NE fan I'm not offended and actually consider the comment a backhanded compliment.

 

[M_A]

Fact: N Korea doesn't have the long-range ballistic missile capabilities to reach even Guam, saying nothing of Hawaii.

Yet people like Stevie Johnson likes to make jokes about it, ridiculous.

Do you know that there are 10s of thousands of American soldiers that are in serious danger, not to mention millions of South Koreans? I find it despicable that people can try to make this a laughing matter.

 

[blackglass3]

Fact: N Korea doesn't have the long-range ballistic missile capabilities to reach even Guam, saying nothing of Hawaii.

Yet people like Stevie Johnson likes to make jokes about it, ridiculous.

Do you know that there are 10s of thousands of American soldiers that are in serious danger, not to mention millions of South Koreans? I find it despicable that people can try to make this a laughing matter.

Please lighten up. 'Serious danger'? If you'd ever lived in South Korea, you know this is pretty run of the mill stuff. Not a month goes by that their isn't bullets fired back and forth at the DMZ and threats of "We could swarm in and attack at any moment" from North Korea's media to South Korea. CNN (as usual) is making it the Story of the Week because they have nothing going on stateside to talk about.

Nothing will come of this, as nothing EVER comes of this every single year.

 

[PatsSox363804]

Well Christ we know they wouldn't bomb Buffalo, it looks like someone already did anyway.

No one should take offense to things that are obviously jokes. I must make the "meteor" or "I hope the terrorists win" joke at least 5 times a season.

 

[p8ryts]

In our politically correct world everybody gets upset about nothing. For those of you that got excited about this, I'm embarrassed for you.

Thanks Stevie for a little tongue in cheek humor. We need more humor and less humbrage.

 

[Insaneirish]

There must be a lot of people named Francis in here.....lighten up people.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Fact: N Korea doesn't have the long-range ballistic missile capabilities to reach even Guam, saying nothing of Hawaii.

Yet people like Stevie Johnson likes to make jokes about it, ridiculous.

Do you know that there are 10s of thousands of American soldiers that are in serious danger, not to mention millions of South Koreans? I find it despicable that people can try to make this a laughing matter.

My I suggest that you eschew internet message forums, otherwise your panties will be chronically atwist and you'll be perpetually offended. Thank me later.

 

[goheels22002]

Fact: N Korea doesn't have the long-range ballistic missile capabilities to reach even Guam, saying nothing of Hawaii.

Yet people like Stevie Johnson likes to make jokes about it, ridiculous.

Do you know that there are 10s of thousands of American soldiers that are in serious danger, not to mention millions of South Koreans? I find it despicable that people can try to make this a laughing matter.

I wouldn't be too concerned about Kim Jong Un. A Chinaman could walk across the Korea Bay stepping only on US and Russian nuclear subs and never get his shoes wet.

 

[Deus Irae]

Fact: N Korea doesn't have the long-range ballistic missile capabilities to reach even Guam, saying nothing of Hawaii.

Yet people like Stevie Johnson likes to make jokes about it, ridiculous.

Do you know that there are 10s of thousands of American soldiers that are in serious danger, not to mention millions of South Koreans? I find it despicable that people can try to make this a laughing matter.

Given that people try to find pretty much everything a laughing matter, and that laughter is often used as a coping mechanism, you're in for a long life of finding things despicable.