The 2013 season: The Jets suck (as usual)

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The "dark matter" that astrophysicists are finding throughout the universe, holding it together, is actually the physical manifestation of the Jets' suckage.

Black holes are afraid of Jets suckage.

 

[goheels22002]

I think the Mods should delete this thread. Clearly the Jets will not suck this year since they've made all these adjustments.

They signed David Garrard to be the quarterback and they extended Santonio Holmes (who cannot walk) for 2015 at $4 million, and they've kept Tim Tebow under contract, and they still have Rex Ryan running the circus.

I don't see how they could possibly suck. They have to get much, much better to be capable of sucking. Maybe the plan is to join the Big East.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Have they signed Bernie Pollard yet?

 

[everlong]

Have they signed Bernie Pollard yet?

Really the one way I could hate them more.

 

[Frezo]

As we cross the meridian from 2012 into 2013 and venture into the unknown, there is one thing we can all be sure of. THE JETS SUCK! Here's to another Butt Fumble!

 

[NJPatsfan26]

enough about Welker


Lets get back on Track

So gentlemen......the jest.....

2012 Jets Overture (I Hate the Jets 3) - YouTube


Oh how sweet it is.....

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

jets fans not happy we signed washington..guess they still liked him

 

[Joker]

enough about welker


lets get back on track

so gentlemen......the jest.....

2012 jets overture (i hate the jets 3) - youtube


oh how sweet it is.....

:d:d

buffumble!!!

 

[Joker]

I figure, to get a true read on all things Jet, just substitute "turd" wherever applicable..

Turdchez

The Turdchize!!!

Santurdio Holmes

G.M. John Turdzik

Fireman Ed Turdzalone

what comes after the Jets first and ten?...second and turdy

Owner Turdy Johnson

Little Rex Horner sat in the corner, eating a Christmas turd; He put in his toe, and pulled out a ho, and said 'What a degenerate am I!'

T-U-R-D!!!....well...you know the rest

 

[Tunescribe]

The Green Beans have lost a TON of players via cuts and free agency. They're going to be JAG central this coming season. Hey, here's an idea for their new chant:

"Who dat?! Who dat?! Who dat tink can't beat dem beaners!"

 

[I Augustus]

Ladies and Gentelmen :
let's raise our glasses to another 44 years of Jets suckage!

 

[Joker]

 

[Patriot Missile]

What a dismantling project going on. Devito, Burress,Bell,Greene,Landry,Moore, Probably Keller and Revis.

David Harris must be telling himself "I should of took the blue pill." Instead he took the red pill and he see's how far the cesspool goes.

 

[Joker]

You are officially a Green Masterhater, Mr. Missile...please ....continue..:couch2:

 

[Joker]

..I should have sukked the BIG toe....

Best Rex video ever...or not...

DE-FEET - NY JETS VICTORY ANTHEM - HARDER KNOCKS from TheRealPotheads

 

[Tunescribe]

You are officially a Green Masterhater, Mr. Missile...please ....continue..:couch2:

......................

 

[Tunescribe]

Damn!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths

John Bowen, a 20-year-old of Nashua, New Hampshire, was attending a halftime show at a New York Jets football game at Shea Stadium on December 9, 1979. During an event featuring custom-made remote control flying machines, a 40-pound model plane shaped like a lawnmower accidentally dived into the stands, striking Bowen and another spectator, causing severe head injuries. Bowen died in the hospital four days later.

 

[Patriot Missile]

I'm expecting a lot of the same usual looks this upcoming season. Maybe even the Kotite years. Hopefully they don't suck enough to get Clowney though.

jets epic fail - Bing Images

 

[juny]

Nice to see the season officially start with this thread. The jests have set the bar incredibly low last year, hard for them to sink to new lows this year, but one can only hope!

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

Ok i am playing a huge prank on the jets forum right now....won't get into detail until it's done...but it should be a good LOL