2013 Edition: The Jets Suck.

[Interception]

Sorry, couldn't resist it.
Our season might not be over, but the Jets season DEFINITELY is.
So I present to you:

THE JETS SUCK
2013 EDITION

Some encouraged topics of discussion:
"The Jets really suck."
"Can the Jets suck any more than they already do?"
"How much worse can their Quarterbacks get?"
"Is Rex gaining more weight again?"
"How many butts does it take to make a Jet fumble?"

To start it off, I bring you a Rex conference stating "The Jets will be a dangerous team" in 2013 and that he hasn't "done a good job of implementing who he is through the team."

Rex Ryan finally addresses media about QBs, tattoos - NFL.com

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

Happy JETS SUCK day. Which is today, tomorrow, the next day and the nex........

 

[Rob0729]

Way too early for this. The 2012 thread stays live until at least the offseason, not the Jets' offseason.

 

[mayoclinic]

I was eagerly waiting for the first day of the 2013 offseason to post this thread. Damn.

 

[Uncle Rico]

Way too early for this. The 2012 thread stays live until at least the offseason, not the Jets' offseason.

Yeah. I like the idea of the 2013 thread, and today's presser felt a lot like the Fumbling of the Torch to next year, but my vote says wait til after the Super Bowl.

Edit: Also, if anyone remembers who started the original Jets Suck thread, and that person still posts, I think they deserve the annual honor.

 

[Brady_12]

I'm not superstitious or anything, but if I were I would definitely be hating on this thread.

 

[Uncle Rico]

I'm not superstitious or anything, but if I were I would definitely be hating on this thread.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

There is a certain irony to the OP being named "Interception."

 

[Frezo]

The other thread has to be renamed so all the previous messages stay intact. You can't just start a new one.

 

[The Gr8est]

I'll miss the old thread.

There was a lot of suck in that one.

 

[wistahpatsfan]

"We are going to be a dangerous football team," Ryan said, promising the Jets would be more Rex-like going forward: "I don't think I've done as good a job of implementing who I am throughout this team."

Is that a threat or a promise, Rex?

Like the white shirt and tie. Next presser I'll be looking for the houndstooth hat.

 

[jmt57]

Yeah. I like the idea of the 2013 thread, and today's presser felt a lot like the Fumbling of the Torch to next year, but my vote says wait til after the Super Bowl.

Edit: Also, if anyone remembers who started the original Jets Suck thread, and that person still posts, I think they deserve the annual honor.

For a stroll down memory lane, here is the 2011 version:
http://www.patsfans.com/new-england.../787244-2011-season-jets-suck-merged-lot.html

 

[patsfan13]

Well the News conference today was a good starting point for the unfolding failure that the 2013 Jets will be.

So Rex and Woody are moving forward, hee are the observations from Ray Lucas and Joe (who belongs in the HOF) Klecko on the disaster today.

I only wish there was audio on demand of Joe Beningo's reaction to the Woody & Rex show, my guess is that his head exploded and people are trying to locate the pieces....

 

[JoeSixPat]

I'll miss the old thread.

There was a lot of suck in that one.

Too much I guess. I see the sense of too many similar threads, but there's just so much Jets suckiness to discuss!

It will be interesting to see what the de facto GM Rex has to do to get under the salary cap this season to start.

It's truly amazing how many ways Wrecks has screwed up this team and his players - taking a fragile QB, guaranteeing he'd win Super Bowls and crushing his self confidence through inflated expectations, not once but twice, re-signing him to a contract extension to boost that crumbling confidence, then turning around and crushing it again by bringing in Tebow

And that's JUST focused on his coaching relevant to QB

The inmates are running the asylum, literally and figuratively.

His tattoo of his wife wearing nothing but a Sanchez jersey while apparently Tebowing is just the latest example of how creepily weird this guy is.

As is his statement that he's had the tattoo for 3 years - yet will not divulge whether its a real or fake tattoo (which only raises the prospect that, if it's fake, Wrecks has not bathed in 3 years.)

 

[Uncle Rico]

For a stroll down memory lane, here is the 2011 version:
http://www.patsfans.com/new-england.../787244-2011-season-jets-suck-merged-lot.html

Only 239 pages -- clearly we/the Jets were just getting up to speed. Not even half of this year's thread.

 

[BTTA]

Why does this thread need a date at all? It's not like the Jets will ever stop sucking.

 

[ewg_gestalt]

Why does this thread need a date at all? It's not like the Jets will ever stop sucking.

As I said in the 2012 thread, "as it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, the Jets suck."

However, if we have a single Jets thread it would be essentially unnavigable. Spreading it across multiple threads prevents the suckage from becoming so vast that its unresponsiveness brings down the entire forum.

 

[patsfan13]

Why does this thread need a date at all? It's not like the Jets will ever stop sucking.

Wow if Broadband Internet were available in 1970 there could have been a thread with 10 million + posts....

 

[The Gr8est]

As I said in the 2012 thread, "as it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, the Jets suck."

However, if we have a single Jets thread it would be essentially unnavigable. Spreading it across multiple threads prevents the suckage from becoming so vast that its unresponsiveness brings down the entire forum.

And that is EXACTLY what the Rats are trying to do.

 

[Uncle Rico]

Little confused on which Jets suck thread to post this in, but, here goes:

RichCimini Rich Cimini
Jaguars pick David Caldwell as new GM, according to FoxSports. He had 2nd interview today with #Jets.