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From the usenet jets board in Jan 2004 after the Pats won the AFC Championship.



Here we are in 2012, as I watched the game tonight I was wondering if this guy was watching the game. :D:singing:

(from Klecko73 - no relation)

This is total bull****.

I am sick to my stomach after watching the Patsies beat the Ponies.
Do you all want to know why I am sick???
I am sick because the team I love, the New York Jets, sucks.
They not only sucked last year, but each of the 30 years I have been alive.
The team sucks; the owner sucks, the coach sucks, the front office sucks and the players suck.

And do you know how I know they suck??? Because that f****** fat bastard Bob Kraft Macaroni and Cheese's team is back in the Super Bowl again! THE F***** PATSIES---the team that was the proverbial door mat of the ENTIRE F***** NFL for years!!! With the ******ed red-white-blue uniforms with that f***** minuteman.

Well guess what those f****** are back in the Super Bowl for the third freaking time since 1996. And you know what we got??? Nothing, absolutely f***** nothing.

They don't deserve this---their fans are scum---Mother******* the whole lot!!!

To rub salt in the wound, they are doing this with OUR f***** coaching staff. Those guys should be coaching the Jets right now. But Bellichicken took his freakin act to NE for more money---I hope that greedy SOB has something bad happen to him (I know I shouldnt wish this...).

When those b******* were with us, the only took us to the playoffs once!!! Now they are going to the Super Bowl twice in 3 years!!! And they are taking our f***** players with them---those freakin bastards like Bobby Hamilton who couldnt make a f***** tackle to save his life in New York---now have a second shot at the Super Bowl. Those b******* couldnt do **** in NY and now are "champions" in New England.

What do we got??? We got 40 year old QBs who whine about not being the #2 QB. We have a HOF running back who cant score tds. We have a revolving door of free agent WRs who suck. Linebackers who cant tackle. Fat defensive lineman who couldnt take up space in a bulimia ward. Cornerbacks who drop interceptions. QBs who throw interceptions. WRs who fumble and mumble. Lineman who hold and safeties who fold. OUR DRAFT picks are wastes of time and money. Everyone who we pass on goes to the Pro Bowl. Anyone who takes just sucks up fan revenue in a bloated contract. Anyone who we sign either s**** the bed or quits...anyone who is signed away from us goes to the HOF.

F*** THEM ALL--- I HATE THEM AND I HATE THE JETS. Everyone else in the NFL always drafts impact players---we get fleeced again and again and again. We cant even sign freaking coaches because our coaches mismanagement of the clock occurs in the offseason. Maybe this year instead of drafting someone in the first round who sucks, we will pass like Minnesota has done the past two years.

ITS LIKE F****** GROUNDHOG DAY EVERYDAY AS A JET FAN----INSTEAD OF THOSE BASTARDS SONNY AND CHER SINGING----WE GET TO HERE THOSE F****** MORONS ON THE WFAN LAUGHING AT THE JETS LATEST F***-UPS.

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS F****** TEAM. THEY SUCK ALL OF THEM.

And you know what is worse---we are the fools. There is nothing stupider than a Jet fan who believes every year, buys the tickets and the jerseys, only to get punched in the stomach at the end of the year---and we f****** pay for this beating. How stupid our we????

How come we can't see any of this...instead we argue about who the f****** backup tackle is going to be. We can't see the forest from the trees.

Who cares who are back-up tackle is. We suck and that position isnt going to win a Super Bowl for us. What the freakin hell does it matter.


OUR TEAM SUCKS and WE COME BACK FOR MORE EVERY F****** YEAR.
Its crazy...its insanity...its stupidity.

30 f******* years of nothing...thanks Woody and the Jets.

They say the one-eyed man is king in the nation of the blind.
All of us our blind.
My question is when is the one-eyed man coming to save us???


(Thanks for reading me rant...I needed a temper tantrum after the Patsies won. Now please return to our regularly scheduled program.
 
Epic rant that still applies today. I wonder if this guy switched to being a Giants fan?
 
Why being a Jets fan is like the movie Groundhog Day

uh..because Sexy Wrecksie teaches defensive strategies like flop to the ground and roll around like a fat jerk hog in a pig sty???...yee haw we playin' ground and hog ,boyee!...
 
Why being a Jets fan is like the movie Groundhog Day

uh..because Sexy Wrecksie teaches defensive strategies like flop to the ground and roll around like a fat jerk hog in a pig sty???...yee haw we playin' ground and hog ,boyee!...

I would just leave these guys alone -- I am sure it was a tough loss for them.
 
thank you for your opinion, Neville Chamberlain....I will continue to agitate, aggravate and humiliate these green crudites until that green, festering ,open sore of a team is either moved or dismantled.
 
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thank you for your opinion, Neville Chamberlain....I will continue to agitate, aggravate and humiliate these green crudites until that green, festering ,open sore of a team is either moved or dismantled.

Let them move to Los Angeles...:rocker:
 
nah....let King Omissioner Cruddell go for the Pacific market...stick them in an expansion site like ,say,the Marshall Islands...call them the Bikini Atoll Blasts....anywhere but in the continental NFL....had enough of the blabbing big mouthery, lying, degeneracy, empty boasts, constant cheating and blaming everything that happens as the fault of the Patriots...sick of them.....stupid turds, all of them....yeah....put them on a former hydrogen bomb test site and let them rot...
 
Rex should have "guaranteed" the Jets would surpass the Houston Oilers in AFC East Titles before boasting about Super Bowls
 
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Fireman Ed is now retired
 
Yup Fireman Ed left at halftime and shut down his twitter account. :D
 
Rex should have "guaranteed" the Jets would surpass the Houston Oilers in AFC East Titles before boasting about Super Bowls

Rex may not even be qualified enough to hold his brother's clipboard in Dallas.

What a great Thanksgiving Day. Rex Ryan's team shredded by the Patriots, Rob Ryan's defense shredded by the RG3.

too bad the Lions couldn't pull off the upset over Houston.
 
nah....let King Omissioner Cruddell go for the Pacific market...stick them in an expansion site like ,say,the Marshall Islands...call them the Bikini Atoll Blasts....anywhere but in the continental NFL....had enough of the blabbing big mouthery, lying, degeneracy, empty boasts, constant cheating and blaming everything that happens as the fault of the Patriots...sick of them.....stupid turds, all of them....yeah....put them on a former hydrogen bomb test site and let them rot...

Actually I think his official title is Lord Protector Cruddell... see it's a nerdy English civil war reference oh never mind...
 
Fireman Ed is now retired

He's an ex Dolphin fan anyway. I just hope he doesn't smarten up and finally become a Pats fan. I'd almost feel obligated to light his tailgate sight on fire to see if he can actually put it out.
 
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