My Breakout Game

[Fixit]

4 TD passes
2 TD runs
3 sacks
2 picks (85 return yards, 1TD)
11 passes defensed
35 tackles
4-4 on field goals (32, 37, 45, 64)

Count on it.

 

[notex]

heres mine:
10 ribs
10 buffalo wings (with blue cheese, ranch doesnt work for me)
5-6 Budweiser
Bowl of my girlfriends beef stew...
yeahhhhhhhhhhh thats what ill do in this game

 

[Fixit]

heres mine:
10 ribs
10 buffalo wings (with blue cheese, ranch doesnt work for me)
5-6 Budweiser
Bowl of my girlfriends beef stew...
yeahhhhhhhhhhh thats what ill do in this game

You win.

 

[Brownfan80]

Mine:

22 Keystone Lights
1 massive hangover

 

[Fixit]

Add these stats:

36 Manning commercials
72 F-bombs from me

 

[Brownfan80]

Add these stats:

36 Manning commercials
72 F-bombs from me

Well, hopefully the game is going well enough that you're limited to 25 F Bombs. The 36 Manning commercials is probably a conservative estimate, though.

 

[Fixit]

Well, hopefully the game is going well enough that you're limited to 25 F Bombs. The 36 Manning commercials is probably a conservative estimate, though.

I wasn't counting any F-bombs during the actual game; I average two during every Manning commercial.

 

[Brownfan80]

I wasn't counting any F-bombs during the actual game; I average two during every Manning commercial.

Brilliant!

 

[Bargod]

Speaking of commercials. Does anyone know who's country this is?

 

[oldskool138]

Speaking of commercials. Does anyone know who's country this is?

Ummmm....what?

 

[shmessy]

Ummmm....what?

oldskool138, evidently you haven't had the "pleasure" of sitting through NBC's Football Night in America", otherwise known as the "General Motors Jingle Throat Shove".

 

[Seymour93]

Ummmm....what?

From the East Coast,
to the West Coast,
Down the Dixie Highway,
Back home,
This is our country...

 

[shmessy]

From the East Coast,
to the West Coast,
Down the Dixie Highway,
Back home,
This is our country...

Oy, WHY did you have to do that?

 

[Seymour93]

Oy, WHY did you have to do that?

Because this country it belongs,
To folks like me and you,
So let the voice of freedom,
Sing out through this land,
This is our country....

 

[oldskool138]

From the East Coast,
to the West Coast,
Down the Dixie Highway,
Back home,
This is our country...

Usually change the channel away from the game to avoid annoying commercials. I started doing this three games into the season because of Peyton "rocket, laser arm" Manning was (and still is) in every frickin' commercial.

Adverts are the worst...The punk band "The Adverts", on the other hand, rules!

 

[Bargod]

Oy, WHY did you have to do that?

My fault Shmessy. It's stuck in my head too.

Thank God for Tivo.

 

[shmessy]

Because this country it belongs,
To folks like me and you,
So let the voice of freedom,
Sing out through this land,
This is our country....

Brutal.............just brutal.

 

[Fixit]

Usually change the channel away from the game to avoid annoying commercials. I started doing this three games into the season because of Peyton "rocket, laser arm" Manning was (and still is) in every frickin' commercial.

Adverts are the worst...The punk band "The Adverts", on the other hand, rules!

"But coach, we need you."
"If you like 6'5" quarterbacks with a laser, rocket arm."
"They're not saying 'Boo' they're saying 'Moo-vers'."
"I gotta run...on second thought, maybe I'll pass."
Gatorade - non-speaking part

Which ones did I miss?

 

[oldskool138]

"But coach, we need you."
"If you like 6'5" quarterbacks with a laser, rocket arm."
"They're not saying 'Boo' they're saying 'Moo-vers'."
"I gotta run...on second thought, maybe I'll pass."
Gatorade - non-speaking part

Which ones did I miss?

The new one for HD-TV's

The one with Archie, Eli and him messing around the kitchen

That's all I think....

 

[Bargod]

"But coach, we need you."
"If you like 6'5" quarterbacks with a laser, rocket arm."
"They're not saying 'Boo' they're saying 'Moo-vers'."
"I gotta run...on second thought, maybe I'll pass."
Gatorade - non-speaking part

Which ones did I miss?

There's the one with his father and brother touring ESPN studios.