Brandon Spikes surgery 2/21

[Urgent]

As reported by the Herald, Brandon Spikes tweeted out that he was having his Pow Pow worked on today. His tweet:

Surgery this am!!!! Y’all pray 4 me please ….. #PoWwWwW!

The location of the Pow in question is not certain.

 

[resdubwhite]

I knew he was transgender.


goddamnit

 

[Jackson 2]

I knew he was transgender.


goddamnit

If he wasn't, he will be by the end of the day...

 

[PlainOldEd]

POWWW stands for Phans Of White Wes Welker.... it's a slang thing.

 

[Rob0729]

My guess is it is a minor scope type of surgery. He basically outplayed everyone on the defensive side of the ball in the Super Bowl. He didn't look like an injury was setting him back.

 

[Uncle Rico]

I knew he was transgender.


goddamnit

Gee, what was your first clue ...

 

[IcyPatriot]

Word is he is having a fast twitch muscle transplant ...

 

[Ochmed Jones]

Word is he is having a fast twitch muscle transplant ...

He needs it badly.

Word is that they were going to use Spikes in the snickers commercial a few years back, the one with Betty White playing football, but Betty was too quick for him, and he couldn't cover her.

 

[JackBauer]

He needs it badly.

Word is that they were going to use Spikes in the snickers commercial a few years back, the one with Betty White playing football, but Betty was too quick for him, and he couldn't cover her.

There probably isn't a poster more disappointed in Spike's emergence than you. Still trashing him because you can't get over the fact that he turned into a quality player.

Get over it already.

 

[Wotan_the_Wanderer]

Whatever it is, I don't want him flaunting it on Chat Roulette with his g/f.

 

[Patspsycho]

My guess is it is a minor scope type of surgery. He basically outplayed everyone on the defensive side of the ball in the Super Bowl. He didn't look like an injury was setting him back.

Minor procedure to get his knee cleaned out. Sorry to pop the bubble here, I know many fans had high hopes for that TG conversion.

 

[DarrylS]

Pink Suit = Transgender...

Strange POV..

 

[Uncle Rico]

Pink Suit = Transgender...

Strange POV..

Taken literally, very strange. Taken as satire in the context of following up on someone else's jokey comment — not to mention previous similar jokes when this board saw the suit a couple of weeks ago — it could be seen as a humorous POV.

(An aside and OT: I actually worked in an office a few years ago where people were very conservative and every time I wore a pink shirt I'd get some weird comment. One woman just was shocked — this was a nice Polo collared shirt with a tie — and would just just say, "I can't imagine my sons ever wearing a pink shirt." Like it would be the end of the world. Another woman said "You must be very confident in your masculinity to wear a pink shirt." I told her, "You must be very confident in your intelligence to say something so stupid." OK, I didn't really say that, it came to me 5 minutes too late. But I wish I had. Next time!)

 

[DarrylS]

Taken literally, very strange. Taken as satire in the context of following up on someone else's jokey comment — not to mention previous similar jokes when this board saw the suit a couple of weeks ago — it could be seen as a humorous POV.

Sometimes humor escapes me @ 5:30 AM.... got have big gonads to wear a pink suit.