John Tomase's Sunday Article Will Be...

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Anyone want to guess?

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

Not read by me? actually, I'm fairly certain it won't be unless I'm tricked into it.

 

[Tunescribe]

He's not on the Patriots beat any longer.

 

[Pujo]

"Belichick Seen Robbing Graves at Indianapolis Cemetery Night Before the Big Game"
An anonymous source has reported...

 

[Lansdowne]

...just another waste of print written by that fat sellout bozo.

 

[Ivan]

Don't know, don't care. I can proudly say I have never bought Boston Herald since that happened. Piece of crap rag, never missed it one bit.

 

[Delicate Genius]

**** that fat piece of trash.

 

[resdubwhite]

His obituary?
A grovelling apology?

Who cares.

 

[patman12]

Irrelevant

 

[Koma]

"Belichick Seen Robbing Graves at Indianapolis Cemetery Night Before the Big Game"
An anonymous source has reported...

FrankenGronk?


I see Tomase going with an Enquirer slant: "Gisele Dumps Brady, Marries All 3 Manning Brothers."

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

I think his article will be about an exciting sale on Super Bowl Sunday only at your local DD ..Buy one dozen get one dozen free!!!!

Only thing is you better get there before John does because those shelves will be empty by 8AM!!

 

[Big-T]

"Giants had tape of 2007 Patriots walk-through"?

Who cares about that hack?

 

[Mogamedogz]

"Gronkowski reportedly dead from HGH overdose" --Mike Fish Confirms

 

[Section103]

The tapes that were seized and subsequently destroyed by the league actually showed that the team reviewed and commented on the film Mystery Science Theater 3000 style. The silhouettes of Ernie Adams, Bill B and that guy from the snow plow game are clearly visible.

 

[Rusty Coupe]

...wrapping fish on Monday.

 

[Uncle Rico]

... About the Red Sox?

Oh, we're playing, I see. How about:

Bitter, Table for Two: The inside story on Ron Borges' intense hatred for Bill Belichick and how it ruined my career.

 

[Rob0729]

Can we go this week without rehashing Spygate or Spygate II on this board? Leave that for bitter Jets fans boards.

 

[groundgame]

"The Life Chronicles of my Mentor in History: Benedict Arnold"

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I heard he has a mole.

Sometime during the 2004 season, a source claims that Bill Belichick used the internet to look up a player's MyFace page. Belichick gleaned important information about that player's tendencies by pretending to be a friend of a friend. After Belichick was given access to the page, he immediately printed out information into his personnel file.

Tomase claims that this source was let go sometime in 2006 for allegedly misusing both company rodents and paper towel tubes.

Finally, he claims that Belichick verbally abused a former Patriots player, using several curse words in front of the entire team. The player was very upset and cried into Tomase's large breasts as Tomase ran his fingers through the player's soft hair.

 

[PatsDeb]

Not read by me? actually, I'm fairly certain it won't be unless I'm tricked into it.

This is my guess too. Not only that, but I don't care what the fat bastard writes.