I was born before I was a fan of the Pats

[thomas144]

I wish I could claim the opposite, but I was born in 1952, and the Patriots (football team) didn't exist then.

I don't consider myself much of a Patriot, personally, however.

Just wanted to get that off my chest.

 

[Oswlek]

I actually came out in a three point stance like Pat Patriot.

My mom said it hurt like hell.

 

[mikiemo83]

I was Born before becoming a Pats Fan also but once my older brothers used me as a kicking tee, I grew to love football and the Patriots- Tony Franklin's bare foot reminds me of them kicking the ball out of my hands in our basement at home, I think I am starting to tear up remembering all the good times

 

[RayClay]

I wish I could claim the opposite, but I was born in 1952, and the Patriots (football team) didn't exist then.

I don't consider myself much of a Patriot, personally, however.

Just wanted to get that off my chest.

Finally, someone speaks for us.

 

[RoadGrader]

 

[IcyPatriot]

I have been a Patriot since birth!!!....Jeep Patriot.

 

[IcyPatriot]

I tried to be a Patriot But I was
not tough enough, so I became a Colt.

 

[CTPatsFan]

I was a fan of the Pats before I was born. In all dimensions. Or was that dimentia?

 

[mikiemo83]

look familiar to anyone

 

[shmessy]

True story: Cartoonist Phil Bissell (whom my dad knew and who did the Pat Patriot logo) actually drew my birth announcement card in 1965.

So I guess I WAS a Pats fan before I was born!

 

[RoadGrader]

look familiar to anyone

why yes.........yes it does!









Is that Natalie Portman?

 

[mikiemo83]

why yes.........yes it does!









Is that Natalie Portman?

no the senile kid with too much sun

 

[CTPatsFan]

look familiar to anyone

YIKES! Looks like one of my ex-GF and that kid is a dead-ringer!

 

[PATSNUTme]

I wasn't born a PAtriots fan. But, I have given my blood,sweat, & tears to Patriots fans.

I gave this piece of crap to my younger bro who is a Patriots fan.
I also got laid before I was a Patriots fan which is far better than going through birth.

 

[Brownfan80]

I actually came out in a three point stance like Pat Patriot.

My mom said it hurt like hell.

How in the hell does this thread have a one star rating with this joke in it?

 

[RoadGrader]

How in the hell does this thread have a one star rating with this joke in it?

did you ever stop to consider that many of us here in this thread tend towards the feminine side and may have been offended by that "joke"?

I didn't think so.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

Since I was born before the Pats were formed, if I had been named Pat, I would have been a Pat before the Pats were Pats.

 

[Michael]

why yes.........yes it does!









Is that Natalie Portman?

She looks nothing like Natalie Portman.

 

[taltos]

look familiar to anyone

Is that NEM?

 

[thesmee1]

Is that NEM?

I've never seen NEM to know what he looks like. That's one scary looking baby, though. It reminds me of a Wes Craven movie.