Tom Brady Questionable after Waking up Ugly

[neuronet]

Tom Brady Questionable For Sunday's Game After Waking Up Ugly | The Onion Sports Network

 

[ddanny1992]

Man, we're screwed for tomorrow, might as well cut brady and let mallet carry this team.

 

[shmessy]

Man, we're screwed for tomorrow, might as well cut brady and let mallet carry this team.

Good strategy. Mallet's already ugly, he knows how to play it.

 

[shmessy]

Just kidding, Ryan.

 

[Angry Man]

Can he still rush the (other team's) passer?

 

[The Gr8est]

OK, that was funny.

Did you all catch the news items scrolling across the bottom?

Examples:

"Jets get to play Jaguars as reward for beating Cowboys".

"Hines Ward trash talks self as being too old and slow".

"Albert Haynesworth clobbers man for waking him up."

"Donovan McNabb fakes own death to see if anyone misses him."

Gr8 stuff!

 

[PATSNUTme]

He should have a Peyton Manning type day then.

 

[Froob]

Lol Rex grossman guarantees skins win another game.

 

[neuronet]

Thanks for pointing out ticker at bottom I hadn't noticed it...

Another:
Rex Ryan, Rob Ryan Announce That They Are Brothers Who Kiss Each Other On The Lips | The Onion Sports Network
The stuff on Rothlisberger is hilarious. OMG.

 

[Tom + Bill]

Tom is a good looking man and this is not funny.

 

[Lurks_All_Day]

With a face like that, he should be placed on IR.

 

[TB146]

OK, that was funny.

Did you all catch the news items scrolling across the bottom?

Examples:

"Jets get to play Jaguars as reward for beating Cowboys".

"Hines Ward trash talks self as being too old and slow".

"Albert Haynesworth clobbers man for waking him up."

"Donovan McNabb fakes own death to see if anyone misses him."

Gr8 stuff!

"Wes Welker researching ways to score a 100 yard TD."

"Sebastian Janikowski to kick things for Charity this weekend."

"Rex Ryan commended for unorthodox sloppy game plan"

"Packers admit they're not doing anything to prepare for the Panthers."


And what was that bit about Cowboys WRs demanding Romo throws the ball harder... "His hand-offs are even worse! It's like watching a water nymph place a sugar tea cake into the tiny, trembling hand of a ..." (the other guy interrupts here and i can't hear the rest.

 

[E1Downey]

Lol that was actually pretty funny thanks for posting! The " Red sox are in midst of 37th worst choke in team history" kinda hurt though, it's been very painful to watch lol

 

[PatsFan24]

It's the hair...it is not long enough this year.

 

[OhExaulted1]

Gotta love The Onion. Nice caption LW.

 

[Sparetire]

Tom is a good looking man and this is not funny.

Thats why its so funny, he is probably the best looking player in the NFL history, if they were making fun of peyton manning's huge forhead it wasnt funny (cause its true )

 

[FalconHeavy]

It's the hair...it is not long enough this year.

I f******** hate the hair style. Tom quit this modelling shat and get back to being a man with a normal hair.

foot note: the man has not won a thing after doing weird things with this hair, just saying...

 

[Sparetire]

I f******** hate the hair style. Tom quit this modelling shat and get back to being a man with a normal hair.

foot note: the man has not won a thing after doing weird things with this hair, just saying...

who cares about his hair? i would paint my hair in pink with black dots on it as long as ill have tom's money, status and wife

 

[weswelker#83]

Hi, guys!