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Well, the 2011 season is almost here with pre season games just a few days away.

The Jets are coming off 2 straight years of making it to the AFCCG. Which means they were almost AFC Champions and almost made it to the Super Bowl. And by almost making it to the Super Bowl the almost were the Super Bowl champions.

So they can put their almost trophies in their almost trophy case. And, they finished 2nd behind the Patriots again and were almost AFCE champions.

They are the favorites to win another pre-season championship.

But the Jets do suck.

Thoughts!

PS: And they did win a playoff game against the Patriots last year due to several unforced errors on the Patriots. I'm sure we will be reminded of that.
 
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Re: The 2011 season:The Jets Suck

The New Jersey Green Beans are like that obnoxious neighbor who plays his music loud and farts when you’re around him. You always look forward to January/February when his doors and windows are shut, he doesn’t cook stinky barbecue, and you don’t hear from him.

Their coach, Jabba Wrecks, is surfing the wave of a new societal low, where the profane and indecent are tolerated if wrapped in a funny or entertaining-enough package. But an even bigger finger should be pointed at his Svengali, Woody Johnson. I have little doubt that Wrecks is under orders to "play it up" however possible so his team remains in the news, in hopes that people will confuse it with relevancy and buy PSLs. Pathetic all around, especially the way Green Beans fans rationalize and buy into it. Be prepared for another seasonal wave of putrid flatulence wafting in all directions from East Rutherford, N.J.
 
Re: The 2011 season:The Jets Suck

I agree. In light of recent events, it does appear that the Jets do, in fact, suck, will continue to do so for the foreseeable future.
 
Re: The 2011 season:The Jets Suck

It's posts like these first two that make it hard to be a Pats' fan some days. I hate the Jests as much as the next guy, but to scoff off getting beaten at home, and then toss in a few unfunny fart jokes for good measure, is lower than I want to crawl.


But carry on if you get your jollies by looking like a couple of junior high schoolers.
 
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The Jets are AAFCC - Almost AFC Champs.

Sanchez really is terrible and is an INT waiting to happen.

I cannot believe he is making 15 million this season. What has he done to earn that kind of money?
 
Re: The 2011 season:The Jets Suck

Oh great, another troll baiting JETS suck thread like the one Ian kept debating moving last season, only this time started by a mod...
 
Re: The 2011 season:The Jets Suck

It's posts like these first two that make it hard to be a Pats' fan some days. I hate the Jests as much as the next guy, but to scoff off getting beaten at home, and then toss in a few unfunny fart jokes for good measure, is lower than I want to crawl.


But carry on if you get your jollies by looking like a couple of junior high schoolers.

Mr. Holier Than Thou: you can bend over for the Green Beans if you wish, call them your daddy, etc., etc. This obviously is not the thread for you.
 
Re: The 2011 season:The Jets Suck

It's posts like these first two that make it hard to be a Pats' fan some days. I hate the Jests as much as the next guy, but to scoff off getting beaten at home, and then toss in a few unfunny fart jokes for good measure, is lower than I want to crawl.


But carry on if you get your jollies by looking like a couple of junior high schoolers.

You are spending way too much time on JI.
 
Re: The 2011 season:The Jets Suck

I like the title "The Jets Suck" I can't find anything wrong with that. I believe the Jests were incredibly lucky the last few years. In 2009 TFB was coming off an injury and just getting his grove back. Last year we had playoff problems and just couldn't get stuff done. This year, with our maturing defense, and new weapons on offense I believe the Pats have the best shot to win the Super Bowl.
 
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The Jets Suck

And they also blow...both at the same time.

I feel no shame in saying the Jest suck.
 
Re: The 2011 season:The Jets Suck

It's posts like these first two that make it hard to be a Pats' fan some days. I hate the Jests as much as the next guy, but to scoff off getting beaten at home, and then toss in a few unfunny fart jokes for good measure, is lower than I want to crawl.


But carry on if you get your jollies by looking like a couple of junior high schoolers.

Vinny,

You need to relax. Tunescribe's rant was a classic and perfect for a "Jets Suck" thread.
 
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I refuse to stoop low to say the Jets suck, we are above that, I mean as obvious as it is that they suck, and will never win anything, and the players are little piss ants, the Jets fans and Jets coach are the biggest blowhards in sports, I will not allow myself to post that here, no sir. :rolleyes:
 
Re: The 2011 season:The Jets Suck

As the creator of one of the most posted, and views thread on patsfans.com, "The jets suck" I feel as if thread should be merged with the orginal, and the orginal be placed back on the main page where it belongs.

The Jets Suck
 
Re: The 2011 season:The Jets Suck

As the creator of one of the most posted, and views thread on patsfans.com, "The jets suck" I feel as if thread should be merged with the orginal, and the orginal be placed back on the main page where it belongs.

The Jets Suck

I can't argue with this, there remains some legendary literature in that original thread. Patsnut?
 
Re: The 2011 season:The Jets Suck

As the creator of one of the most posted, and views thread on patsfans.com, "The jets suck" I feel as if thread should be merged with the orginal, and the orginal be placed back on the main page where it belongs.

The Jets Suck

Agree 100%. Give due respect to the original; also reflects the continuity of Jets suckage.
 
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Since the Jets appear to be sucking in the 2011 season, hopefully the Patriots do not get knocked out by them again.
 
Re: The 2011 season:The Jets Suck

As the creator of one of the most posted, and views thread on patsfans.com, "The jets suck" I feel as if thread should be merged with the orginal, and the orginal be placed back on the main page where it belongs.

The Jets Suck

I second this.
 
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And all this time I thought Jets blew............;)
 
Re: The 2011 season:The Jets Suck

It's posts like these first two that make it hard to be a Pats' fan some days. I hate the Jests as much as the next guy, but to scoff off getting beaten at home, and then toss in a few unfunny fart jokes for good measure, is lower than I want to crawl.


But carry on if you get your jollies by looking like a couple of junior high schoolers.

1. we have had one very year, for the past 5+ years.
2. You don't have to read it
3. You don't have to comment on it.
4. I'll assist you with #3.
 
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Since the Jets appear to be sucking in the 2011 season, hopefully the Patriots do not get knocked out by them again.

I think the Pats defense improved this off-season and now are better then the Jet's defense (offense was never in doubt). I don't recall the Jets making any news on defense since last year. Contrast that to the Pats, who are getting a starting corner back and by all reports have added a disruptive presence on the line.
 
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