PatsFans.com Menu
PatsFans.com - The Hub For New England Patriots Fans

OT: What's the funniest dumb football comment you've ever heard?


Status
Not open for further replies.

Crazy Patriot Guy

In the Starting Line-Up
Joined
Sep 13, 2004
Messages
2,106
Reaction score
2,853
We've obviously all heard a lot of dumb things said pertaining to our beloved sport. A lot of them our said by reporters and broadcasters. Most of them are said by people that don't pay attention to football. (someone I know who is a die-hard Houston Astros fan has no idea who Matt Schaub is) Then sometimes you hear things from people that seem to have knowledge of the sport but say something so insane it shocks you are simply cracks you up.

My favorite happened last year. I was at work on the phone with a salesman from Houston I regularly call and it was the Monday after Thanksgiving. He's telling me how he and his wife went and had Thanksgiving lunch at a friend's house. After lunch they were watching the Pats-Lions game and it was at a point that the Lions were handling things and the Pats were trailing. That's when the friend's wife says: "You know, the Patriots just haven't been very good since Drew Bledsoe left."

We were both on the phone cracking up. It was funny that someone who knew that Drew Bledsoe played on the Patriots apparantly had no clue what had gone on for the past decade.

I'm sure everyone has their favorites.
 
OK this isn't football - well not what we call football - but I think it is funny enough to mention. This is from many years ago talking about the World Cup. I said "in order for the men to qualify for the World Cup all they need to do is beat Trinidad & Tobago."

One of the other guys having lunch said "I think they can beat Trinidad but they'll lose to Tobago."
 
"Southie doesn't need Kraft and his stadium".
 
Every comment i heard come from a Jets fan when i was in NY for the Pats-Jets game last year
 
I will have to choose the ignorance from many so-called 'expert' fans of the NFL in regards to the Spygate issue, and the relevance/irrelevaance that they give this teams' success. (pre and post)
 
Anything football related spoken by:

Bob Costas
Dennis Miller
Keith Olberman
Joe Buck
 
But what do they know about football? :D

They are blubbering idiots. Can't wait to go down again this year with my buddies..would be soo much sweeter if they could win it there as well
 
Anything football related spoken by:

Bob Costas
Dennis Miller
Keith Olberman
Joe Buck

Especially especially especially especially.... and yes... ESPECIALLY...... Joe Buck.
 
Last edited:
""Let me say this clearly: they hate their coach"

And they went on to win 35 of the next 36 games IIRC.....
 
Last edited:
"you guys know me, i'm a classy guy"
 
A Fox Sports power ranking before/early last season talked about how the Pats were too old on defense :lol2:
 
"Peyton Manning is in Tom Brady's class."
 
The Jets will win the Super Bowl this year!!!

just pick any year since Blubbaguts DeToesniffian became head coach of the Rats.
 
Emmitt Smith doing a broadcast, " A leopard doesn't change its stripes." My all-time favorite.
 
I will have to choose the ignorance from many so-called 'expert' fans of the NFL in regards to the Spygate issue, and the relevance/irrelevaance that they give this teams' success. (pre and post)

The haters will continue to hate.....:snob:
 
My mother, one sunday afternoon while dad and I were watching a game.

Dad: "Its only the second quarter, we will be a while yet"
Mom: "How many damn quarters is there?"
 
John Madden, several years ago, believe it was a Dolphins game, said while replaying a phins running play that went for a TD - the running back had 3 options - A, B & C... He looked at C, bounced it over to B then went straight up the A-hole.

Swear to God, it was hilarious... Not sure if it was intentional, but man was it funny.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.


Wednesday Patriots Notebook 4/17: News and Notes
Tuesday Patriots Notebook 4/16: News and Notes
Monday Patriots Notebook 4/15: News and Notes
Patriots News 4-14, Mock Draft 3.0, Gilmore, Law Rally For Bill 
Potential Patriot: Boston Globe’s Price Talks to Georgia WR McConkey
Friday Patriots Notebook 4/12: News and Notes
Not a First Round Pick? Hoge Doubles Down on Maye
Thursday Patriots Notebook 4/11: News and Notes
MORSE: Patriots Mock Draft #5 and Thoughts About Dugger Signing
Matthew Slater Set For New Role With Patriots
Back
Top