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Who should the Jets sign for the 2011 Season?

At this point I'd really like to see them sign:

- Plaxicio Burress
- Tiki Barber
- JaMarcus Russell
- Chad Ochocinco

and they definitely need to be on Hard Knocks again!

What about, who's on your ideal Jets team?
 
Anyone who is seriously overweight, out of shape, has a drinking/drug problem, on probation and a history of serious knee problems..
 
22 (roughly 6%) of Cromartie's offspring.
 
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Let them field the best team possible. It should only make the Patriots that much better to have good competition.
 
Chad Jackson for sure. He'll be running on the field trying to bribe an official with a dollar bill and Cromartie will steal it for alimony.
 
Chad Jackson for sure. He'll be running on the field trying to bribe an official with a dollar bill and Cromartie will steal it for alimony.

Let them field the best team possible. It should only make the Patriots that much better to have good competition.

22 (roughly 6%) of Cromartie's offspring.

Anyone who is seriously overweight, out of shape, has a drinking/drug problem, on probation and a history of serious knee problems..


Who should the Jets sign for the 2011 Season?

At this point I'd really like to see them sign:

- Plaxicio Burress
- Tiki Barber
- JaMarcus Russell
- Chad Ochocinco

and they definitely need to be on Hard Knocks again!

What about, who's on your ideal Jets team?

All acceptable answers !!!! :D
 
:confused2: Disbanded?
 
Thats an obvious answer ...

EVERY Pats fan knows an ideal Jets team is one that consists of every player from the roster of the 2008 Detroit Lions. (well maybe not Calvin Johnson)
 
Snooki - both from NJ, they deserve each other
 
Reggie White, Pat Tillman, Derrick Thomas, Eric Turner, Walter Payton, Darrent Williams, Korey Stringer, Sean Taylor.

Tie up most of the salary cap on those guys then fill the roster with camp cast-offs from other teams.
 
Design your ideal Jets team? WTF? Surely there's a book you can read, some gardening that can be done or some bingo you can play before entertaining a thread as such.
 
hmmm...this is tough...I guess first off,I'd want some appropriate uniforms that fit the typical Jet...

SheriffArpaioPrisonersPinkShirts.jpg
 
Gotta find room for Zeke Mowatt somewhere here-----
Maybe a character pick?
 
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I think they should fill that team with drug and alcohol abusers, sexual pervs, narcissistic egotists, fat blowhards and top it off with a truly weird owner ... oh, wait a minute!
 
Design your ideal Jets team? WTF? Surely there's a book you can read, some gardening that can be done or some bingo you can play before entertaining a thread as such.

This is pretty much how I see it.
 
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