Triple Cripple!!

[Off The Grid]

I have SOLVED our Edge Rush Issues, Fellow Patriot Fans!!

~ DaQuan "Eddie" Bowers may slide a LOT further than you think!!
~ Greg "WhereFor Art Thou" Romeus has already done so!!
~ Mathias "Biakabatuka" Kiwanuka is ~ unfathomably ~ looking like he'll be cut loose!!

The bottom of Bowers' Stock has fallen out, gentlemen.

He could plunge all the way to the 4th Round.

Should he do so, I say we scoop up him AND Romeus, sign Kiwanuka, and even if we have to PUP all THREE of them for 8 weeks, by the end of the year, our Flanker Corp could be a raging NIGHTMARE for opposing OC's!!

*Did you know that these 3 guys actually work out together in Watford??

Here's a VERY short video:

Cross Training: Bowers, Romeus, and Kiwanuka

 

[Off The Grid]

THANK you, Brothers!!

As you can see, the boys are staunch at the Point of Attack.

Mind you: They do need to work on their Lateral Agility.

 

[serifyn]

sigh..............

 

[Metaphors]

The bottom of Bowers' Stock has fallen out, gentlemen.

I'm not worried about his stock falling. More worried about his femur falling into his tibia every time he takes a step.

I'm not sure PUP will help him much unless you can slide it into his knee joint.

 

[Off The Grid]

Ah, so you KNOW what his situation is, when millions of other do NOT.

Nice for you.

 

[PatsCanDoIt]

Ah, so you KNOW what his situation is, when millions of other do NOT.

Nice for you.

Do you usually ignore important facts like this?

 

[Off The Grid]

Simmer down, Francis.

This is obviously a JOKE thread.

We all know Bowers has a serious condition.

I would've thought my OP would've made that clear to you.

Obviously, I was mistaken.

 

[the wrothbroughterer]

Dr. James Andrews gave him a positive medical outlook for a long term football career.

The man is less of a doctor and more of a ******* wizard who turns potential career ending injuries into inconveniences.

Use 2 picks on players that can step in and play, I'd like to get Wisniewski and Dowling tonight, and if Bowers is still there with that final 2nd round pick, TAKE HIM.

 

[PatsCanDoIt]

Simmer down, Francis.

This is obviously a JOKE thread.

We all know Bowers has a serious condition.

I would've thought my OP would've made that clear to you.

Obviously, I was mistaken.

I saw lots of bold and exclamation points and got distracted from the triple cripple part.

 

[Metaphors]

Ah, so you KNOW what his situation is, when millions of other do NOT.

Nice for you.

Bowers is a top 5 pick at a coveted position.
Bowers has a procedure on his knee commonly done to mitigate damage associated with an arthritic situation.
Team doctors check on his knee.
Bowers slides out of the first round.

I'm pretty confident that isn't a good sign. If he does make it past the 2nd round, that probably means his situation is really bad.

 

[Off The Grid]

Bowers is a top 5 pick at a coveted position.
Bowers has a procedure on his knee commonly done to mitigate damage associated with an arthritic situation.
Team doctors check on his knee.
Bowers slides out of the first round.

I'm pretty confident that isn't a good sign. If he does make it past the 2nd round, that probably means his situation is really bad.

A point I have made repeatedly.

Welcome aboard.

 

[WaterfallJumper]

Ahaha. I actually like this idea.

 

[Off The Grid]

Ahaha. I actually like this idea.

Good MAN!! :rocker:

As do I...It was meant tongue in cheek, but I would LOVE to get all 3 guys.