I personally GUARANTEE the Green Beans don't win the Super Bowl next season

[Tunescribe]

Enough of Jabba Wrecks and his nonsense. This is personal; I'm not ****yfootin' around. I GUARANTEE that New Jersey does not win the Super Bowl this coming season, the season after that or the season after that. I GUARANTEE it. There is NO DOUBT. They won't even make it to the AFCC game. This is WRITTEN IN STONE. I bet my life on it and the lives of everyone I've ever come in contact with. My pledge. My promise. It. Will. Not. Happen. Period, end of story. :nono::nono::nono::nono:igsfly:

 

[CheeseMonkeys]

Woah, man that is a lot to put on the line.

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

Bet your Patsfans.com membership on it....they win and you must leave forever

I dare you .....

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

Can i haz jests?

 

[Tunescribe]

Bet your Patsfans.com membership on it....they win and you must leave forever

I dare you .....

I wouldn't be here to even forfeit my membership, because I would cheerfully take my own life. But it's not going to happen.

 

[nabwong]

I wouldn't be here to even forfeit my membership, because I would cheerfully take my own life. But it's not going to happen.

Your life >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jets superbowl win

 

[Gunnails]

What about the Bird, does it even like football? I would leave the Bird out of it.

 

[serifyn]

The Jets, even though they are going to be losing a couple of key players in free agency arent going away, they might not win the division, but if they get into the playoffs its obvious they are more capable of knocking the patriots out of the tournament than anyone.

Rex Ryan was hired to do one thing, beat the patriots. so far he has done that and gone to the AFCCG in both years he has coached, the jets might not be the same team that did so well last year, but they will always be good enough to give the patriots serious problems.

 

[Tunescribe]

What about the Bird, does it even like football? I would leave the Bird out of it.

The parrot loves football. He's with me on this. In fact, he got such a kick out of watching Jabba slam his headset and hat to the ground after losing to the Steelers he wants to see it again. He laughed for days about it. (By the way, he sh!ts green and white. But unlike your team, it doesn't smell.)

 

[PatsFanSince74]

Bet your Patsfans.com membership on it....they win and you must leave forever

I dare you .....

that's serious.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

What about the Bird, does it even like football? I would leave the Bird out of it.

And what about the Dalai Lama (his avatar)...huh...is the Avatar (not the person) in the package too?

 

[The_Riddler]

Careful, you don't want to step on any toes

 

[PatsFanSince74]

Careful, you don't want to step on any toes

you're right and i reworded...but just think if you put the value of Rex' prediction and the value of Tune's prediction together and then throw in a couple of bucks, you still wouldn't be able to buy a Latte at Starbucks this morning.

 

[brdmaverick]

While we're at it I guarantee that the Redskins will not win the Super Bowl in the 2011 season.

 

[Tunescribe]

While we're at it I guarantee that the Redskins will not win the Super Bowl in the 2011 season.

But Mike Shanhan hasn't guaranteed they will. In fact, he probably agrees with you.

 

[Gunnails]

But Mike Shanhan hasn't guaranteed they will. In fact, he probably agrees with you.

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Shanahan is a relic.

Rex Ryan = the truth.

 

[Tunescribe]

Rex Ryan = the truth.

Why take his word for it? I know just as much as he does whether the Green Beans make it to the Super Bowl next season. And statistically, the odds are significantly in my favor.

Tunescribe = the truth.

You can even find TRUE in my name: Tunescribe

 

[Gunnails]

Why take his word for it? I know just as much as he does whether the Green Beans make it to the Super Bowl next season. And statistically, the odds are significantly in my favor.

Tunescribe = the truth.

You can even find TRUE in my name: Tunescribe

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Maybe, but Rex is unbiased unlike some of the Tunes I know.

 

[Tunescribe]

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Rex is unbiased

Only when it comes to anonymous suitors for his wife's podiatric affections.

 

[PatsFan24]

Bet your Patsfans.com membership on it....they win and you must leave forever

I dare you .....

I will do it, depending on the reward if I am correct.