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If you could give the Jets a nickname to a real movie title,what would it be?


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I 'll go first....

THE 42 YEAR OLD VIRGIN (the 40 year old virgin)

SUNDAY NIGHT FAILURE (saturday night fever)

TITLELESS IN NEW YORK (sleepless in Seattle)

THE MANILOSEAGAIN (the mannequin)

SILENCE OF THE HAMS (silence of the lambs)

GONE WITH THE WIN (gone with the wind)


Let's hear some more...
 
The Green Failure (the green mile)
 
Blowhard

or Loudmouth
 
Titanic (for their egos, as well as the inevitable sinking at the end)
Easy F
The F-Team
Crash of the Titans
Despicable Them
Diary of a Wimpy Team
 
I will have to do some thinking for a movie title, but here is a title of a book that won't be written, in 2011:


"The 2010 NY Jets, Finally Ending 42 years of No Super Bowl Appearances"



EZ76
 
Footloose II: Jets Boogerloo
 
The Diary of a Mad Fat Man (Diary of a Mad Black Woman)
 
"Lord of No Rings" - borrowed from another thread
"Failure to Launch"
"As Good As It Gets: The 2011 NY Jets"
"The Trip"
"Almost Famous"
"Any Given September" (in reference to their annual paper SB)
"D!ckheads on the Sideline" (Angels in the Outfield)
"Bicentennial Team" (in reference to no SB in a half century)
"The Fifth Cheesburger"
"Champions, Interrupted"
"The Jerks"
"Little Big Man"
"Mad Rex Beyond Hungerzone"
"Mission Impossible"
"Natural Born Losers"
"Braggart without a Cause" (Rebel without a cause)
"Stand by Me" by Sal Alosi
 
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Happy Feet
Six Feet Under
Football for Schmucks
 
Airplane 42: The Sequel of Wrexx
Diary of a Mad Jet Fan -- oops apparently this one was used already.
and Sisterhood of the Traveling pants works as is (works for the team or LdT specifcally.)
 
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The 42 Year Horror (The Amityville Horror)

Ever So-Close to the Super Bowl Kind (Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind)

Bad Luck Jets (Bad News Bears)

Back to the Drawing Board (Back to the Future)

It is the Great Failure, Rex !!! (The Great Pumpkin) (and ever so fitting on many levels !!!)




EZ76
 
Saving Ryan's Privates

:singing:
 
The Green, the Bad, and the Ugly.
 
A few more of my favorites to add on....

LITTLE FU(KERS (little fockers)

AFC TITLE NIGHT FRIGHT (friday night lights)

FIELD OF BAD DREAMS (field of dreams)

THE GREEN BILE (the green mile)

WAR OF THE WORDS (war of the worlds)

A NIGHTMARE BEFORE FEBRUARY (a nightmare before Christmas)

NO TITLE FOR TOE MAN (no country for old men)
 
A few more....

Les Misérables

Super Bowl MMMXXLVII: A New Hope (Star Wars: A New Hope)

Red Shoe Diaries, The Made for TV Movie

The Sting (1969? yeah that's gotta hurt)

Fatal Play Action (Fatal Attraction)

The Man in the Leather Mask (The Man in the Iron Mask)

The *ss Menagerie (The Glass Menagerie)

Mission: Impossible

L.A. Story (ha ha)
 
The Wizard of Was......
 
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