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Third String But Playing on Special Teams
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Bark worse than Bite, it is.
Wrote this after the Philly Phail.
Execution in football refers to precise repeatability. Not hanging, shooting, electrification, lethal doses, burning, tearing asunder, or decapitation.
Though it may feel that way for the unfortunate opposition and fans, the innocent victims, the civilian casualties.
Execution is precision, precisely done. Random is the enemy of precise execution.
Turnovers, are a terrifying expression of random.
Random brings death, and even worse, losing.
The random player suffers from the highly technical deficiency known as: Temporarily Unconscious Random Douche (TURD).
TURD looks to where the run is going, or to where to make the handoff, where to throw the ball.
TURD reveals to a defense which way the ball is going, what play is going to be run.
So Quarterbacks are coached in every aspect of their movement, thought, to not be a TURD.
TURD Improvisation is random. It is a necessary evil only when a team is unable to execute,
is in a desperate, time critical situation, out of time or downs.
Otherwise it means something has gone wrong, something not part of the plan has occurred.
The team did not execute the play, the plan.
11 men work long and hard to contribute as one in a choreographed fistfight to accomplish a specific task.
The plan, the play, says this way.
TURD runs that way.
Many things happen at this point, mostly bad. The pass goes to a defender, the nifty improvised latteral
goes to a defender who happily grabs it to trot away in the improper, unplanned direction.
TURD exposes himself to personal harm by the guided missles, tanks and nuclear tipped
cruise missiles that are modern defenders. Here, Temporary Unconscious Random Douche
leads to temporary unconsciouness, or death, and the TURD is carried off the field.
This inhibits TURD's ability to execute the next play.
This is the second significant reason TURD is to be avoided.
The fundamental reason is failure to execute. TURD is never part of the plan, never part of a
formula for proper execution,game control, clock control, scoring, and finally winning.
The TURD loses, today as always.
Wrote this after the Philly Phail.
Execution in football refers to precise repeatability. Not hanging, shooting, electrification, lethal doses, burning, tearing asunder, or decapitation.
Though it may feel that way for the unfortunate opposition and fans, the innocent victims, the civilian casualties.
Execution is precision, precisely done. Random is the enemy of precise execution.
Turnovers, are a terrifying expression of random.
Random brings death, and even worse, losing.
The random player suffers from the highly technical deficiency known as: Temporarily Unconscious Random Douche (TURD).
TURD looks to where the run is going, or to where to make the handoff, where to throw the ball.
TURD reveals to a defense which way the ball is going, what play is going to be run.
So Quarterbacks are coached in every aspect of their movement, thought, to not be a TURD.
TURD Improvisation is random. It is a necessary evil only when a team is unable to execute,
is in a desperate, time critical situation, out of time or downs.
Otherwise it means something has gone wrong, something not part of the plan has occurred.
The team did not execute the play, the plan.
11 men work long and hard to contribute as one in a choreographed fistfight to accomplish a specific task.
The plan, the play, says this way.
TURD runs that way.
Many things happen at this point, mostly bad. The pass goes to a defender, the nifty improvised latteral
goes to a defender who happily grabs it to trot away in the improper, unplanned direction.
TURD exposes himself to personal harm by the guided missles, tanks and nuclear tipped
cruise missiles that are modern defenders. Here, Temporary Unconscious Random Douche
leads to temporary unconsciouness, or death, and the TURD is carried off the field.
This inhibits TURD's ability to execute the next play.
This is the second significant reason TURD is to be avoided.
The fundamental reason is failure to execute. TURD is never part of the plan, never part of a
formula for proper execution,game control, clock control, scoring, and finally winning.
The TURD loses, today as always.
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