Some Dolphins fans are taking the loss pretty hard

[BradyFTW!]

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Usually I don't enjoy other fans' misery too much (unless they're Jets fans), but wow... this is pretty epic. I don't know whether to laugh or feel bad for the guy.

 

[reflexblue]

Re: Some Dolphins fans are taking the loss pretty had

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Usually I don't enjoy other fans' misery too much (unless they're Jets fans), but wow... this is pretty epic. I don't know whether to laugh or feel bad for the guy.

Oh man that Is Classic, if only it was a rats fan. I have to see what will happen if i c+p a section. I think the filter will melt down trying to block the profanity.

**** you, Bill Parcells. You wanna ******* bail? Bail. You overrated potato shaped stack of equine ****. **** your New York Giants Super Bowls and the reputation you garnered on someone else's hard work. **** your old school mentality. Oh I don't talk to reporters, they bother me. ****. You. Man the **** up. Take some responsibility. **** your golf cart and your ******* race horses. I hope they ******* die in a fire. **** your absolute refusal to draft play makers and instead going with the tried and true formula of drafting giant statues with no ******* speed and no discernible football IQ what so ******* ever. Your ******* son-in-law is one hundred times the personnel guy you'll ever be.

**** you, Jeff Ireland. You Napoleon-complex ginger ****. Your one accomplishment in life is when you asked a college player if his mother was a ******* hooker. Is your Mom a ******* hooker? **** your bull**** philosophies......

 

[Born_a_Patriot]

Re: Some Dolphins fans are taking the loss pretty had

Freakin A!

 

[Deus Irae]

Re: Some Dolphins fans are taking the loss pretty had

Well, it's good to see him using his favorite word in multiple ways.

 

[Nikolai]

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You might think that it was pure rage without any insight or truth, but I saw this:

we'll ship your ass back to ******* West Haven where you can slowly die of boredom because what the **** else is there to do in Connecticut.

...and then I realized that maybe he's onto something in his post if he can nail this one.

 

[Kontradiction]

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I think he might have been a little upset. His rant about Parcells was top notch. "Potato shaped stack of equine ****". LMAO.

 

[363839]

Re: Some Dolphins fans are taking the loss pretty had

**** you, Bill Parcells. You wanna ******* bail? Bail. You overrated potato shaped stack of equine ****. **** your New York Giants Super Bowls and the reputation you garnered on someone else's hard work. **** your old school mentality. Oh I don't talk to reporters, they bother me. ****. You. Man the **** up. Take some responsibility. **** your golf cart and your ******* race horses. I hope they ******* die in a fire. **** your absolute refusal to draft play makers and instead going with the tried and true formula of drafting giant statues with no ******* speed and no discernible football IQ what so ******* ever. Your ******* son-in-law is one hundred times the personnel guy you'll ever be.

**** you, Jeff Ireland. You Napoleon-complex ginger ****. Your one accomplishment in life is when you asked a college player if his mother was a ******* hooker. Is your Mom a ******* hooker? **** your bull**** philosophies......

These guys sound just like us after the SuperBowl and it was confirmed Parcells was moving on to the Jets.

 

[reflexblue]

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I wish i could dabal in profanity like that, i just found a new hero.

**** you Henne , **** your complete inability to evolve as a ******* quarterback, you ******* robot ****rocket. You've been staring down receivers since you were ******* conceived, you giant mental ward haircutted *******

 

[Zeus]

Re: Some Dolphins fans are taking the loss pretty had

Well, it's good to see him using his favorite word in multiple ways.

Minus his favorite word, you could fit the whole rant on the back of postage stamp.

 

[MoLewisrocks]

That was the most f'ing cathartic and yet amazingly rational fan rant I've ever seen.

 

[Moe]

Amazing rant especially when you consider that their offense actually did move the ball pretty well, except for the picks.

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

I liked this one:

"My advice to the dolphins is to punt on third downs from here on out. That way when the punt gets blocked we have a chance to recover it and try again."
Posted by: Finkle

 

[BradyFTW!]

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Any time a Pats fan feels that Belichick has "lost it", this should be required reading.

 

[NJPatsfan26]

I liked this one:

"My advice to the dolphins is to punt on third downs from here on out. That way when the punt gets blocked we have a chance to recover it and try again."
Posted by: Finkle

EINHORN'S A MAN???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son? "

 

[rojo8401]

Wow. The Dolphins offense actually played well overall. Total overreaction. Special teams had a bad night. It's not like the team sucks.

 

[Calciumee]

Wow, and I thought we were bad!

 

[BradyFTW!]

Wow. The Dolphins offense actually played well overall. Total overreaction. Special teams had a bad night. It's not like the team sucks.

4 interceptions.

 

[vyrago]

I told my freshman students once that if f**k were removed from their vocabularies, they'd be mute. So too for this guy. the piece loses its punch after about the the 40th f**k.

Poor guy seems a tad depressed, no?

 

[Delicate Genius]

Found this gem in the comments:

Im 30....30 ******* YEARS OLD! I BEGINNING TO FORM A ******* BALD SPOT!!! AND THE DOLPHINS WON A SUPER BOWL 7 YEARS BEFORE MY PARENTS ****ED!!!!

EINHORN'S A MAN???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son? "

lmao

 

[rojo8401]

4 interceptions.

I can't argue with this!

I would just caution some people against people picking up the Pats defense for fantasy football based on this particular outcome ) After a few more dominating defensive performances like this one maybe. Hopefully!