Kurt Warner to the Giants? Eli hurt worse than we thought? (joke)

[Fixit]

No.

I just saw him at the hotel I was at in NYC yesterday, and I've always wanted to start a rumor that got picked up by the national sports mediots.

 

[slam]

I'd prefer the rumor that he's being brought in to mentor the struggling Mark Sanchez.

 

[DaBruinz]

I'd prefer the rumor that he's being brought in to mentor the struggling Mark Sanchez.

I wouldn't. Warner would give the Jets a legitimate QB.

 

[KDPPatsfan85]

I wouldn't. Warner would give the Jets a legitimate QB.

Heres a better rumor. Jamarcus Russel Signed to the Jets to mentor Dirty Sanchez. Jamarcus says he will first teach Sanchez the art of sitting on his ass and eat twinkies while watching tv all day. Then he will teach him the art of drinking codeine and playing video games

 

[Fixit]

I wouldn't. Warner would give the Jets a legitimate QB.

That would suck, but they'd never play him over the Sanchize. The Jets have put themselves in the position of not being able to bench him, I think.

 

[Fixit]

Heres a better rumor. Jamarcus Russel Signed to the Jets to mentor Dirty Sanchez. Jamarcus says he will first teach Sanchez the art of sitting on his ass and eat twinkies while watching tv all day. Then he will teach him the art of drinking codeine and playing video games

I'd sign up for that class!