Which means...
The Patriots will be the team with the LESSER amount of NATIONAL attention focused on them between the two teams playing in their OWN home opener.
I betcha the cbs camera crews will be instructed to hone in on the Bengals dynamic duo of comical high profile receivers whenever possible.
Gee, I thought The Pats had a pretty juicy tandem with Moss & Holt to focus on that first game, but all the mojo fan attention will be on the other sideline.
Look, before you jump down ma throat and stuff and come at me with all these production stats and chemistry lessons on T.O. and how tha Pats don't need tha fool etc. etc. , remember this-
I dunno 'bout any of you guys, but I, ME, I tune in every Sunday to see what tha fug is goin' on with the HOT storyline in the NFL, wherever it may be. And, if the thing has some controversy and/or wacky shenanigans thrown in for entertainment sake, all the better.
I watch footbawl to be ENTERTAINED and like MY team to have the upper hand in the ENTERTAINMENT angle whenever I talk about The Pats with all the haters here in NYC.
Seems the mojo spotlight has moved on over the past 2 seasons up there in Foxboro. Yeah, and now the freaking home opener is gonna be more of the dang same! The camera crews are gonna be there in the effing BENGALS' sideline.
Aww, sca-rew that. I, ME, I wanted T.O. in Gillette on opening day. Yeah, in a PATS uniform.
Yeah, for the T.O. show. and all the FUN, I repeat, FUNNN it woulda been following the status of the proverbial powder keg all season long. "Does it blow up early? Late season? Or never at all?"
Yeah, now I gotta have it shoved in my face on the day I look forward to starting the day after The Super Bowl every february.
Know what? It's like seeing your friend going out with tha chick YOU wanted to nail.
In closing... Either way, win or lose, it's gonna be ENTERTAINING. (that is, before the national spotlight goes along with Ocho Cinco and T.O. outta New England and back to Cincinatti. I hear the sound of crickets at Gillette the day after.
Call me a spoiled brat, but I hate it when other teams get more attention than The Pats. I like to talk sh*t in NYC in my Brady jersey. T.O. paired up with Chad Johnson ain't helping one friggin bit.
I wanted my circus, d%#*!@t.