Tom Brady will...

[PatsWickedPissah]

OK, OK I realize it's off season pre training camp and we're all desperate for any substantive Pats news, but I for one am sick of the numerous fact free, speculation maximized threads about Brady and the Pats. So, here's the chance to go on record and embarras yourself like with the Cassel speculation.

Will Brady hold out, report 'late' to camp, or just freakin be there?

 

[Deus Irae]

I expect him to arrive in camp on time. If he's late, it'll be for an excused reason, and not because he's holding out.

 

[Mogamedogz]

No option for Early?

 

[Brady2Welker]

Option #4:

Aliens will abduct Tom and we'll be required to have Hoyer be our starting QB, until we pay to their demands of six hundred cupcakes and a 2.2 tons of fried chicken.


In saying this I realize if you replace Aliens with Rex Ryan, it will make more sense.

 

[efin98]

No option for Early?

Seems like a bad poll without that option

I'd be shocked if he wasn't one of the first players to not only report to camp but one of the few that stays late every day.

 

[Big-T]

Tannenbaum will take him hostage and not release him until the Jets are one game from winning the division, but Brady then comes back and the Pats win the AFC East on the last game

Or he turns up on time, as always.

 

[sbpatfan]

Brady holds out because he's tired of the way the Patriots have severely mistreated him over his career. Eventually, he is traded to the 49ers so he can follow the dreams of his childhood hero, Joe Montana, and win a Superbowl while getting giggity in California with all his celebrity friends.

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

Brady, frustrated, decides to retire and manage his wife's entry into the celebrity duck pin bowling league.

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

Tom Brady will.......

extract Excaliber from the stone and proclaim himself "King of the Britons", name Gisele Queen and then order the royal guards to have Rex Ryan placed in the stockades until such time that he lossess enough weight so that he can finally remove that giant melon he calls a head from the stocks.

 

[Tunescribe]

Tom Brady will.......

extract Excaliber from the stone and proclaim himself "King of the Britons", name Gisele Queen and then order the royal guards to have Rex Ryan placed in the stockades until such time that he lossess enough weight so that he can finally remove that giant melon he calls a head from the stocks.

Or instead he might have Wrecks slaughtered and shipped overseas to end the hunger crisis in Africa.

 

[efin98]

Or instead he might have Wrecks slaughtered and shipped overseas to end the hunger crisis in Africa.

Aren't there laws against cruel and unusual punishments like that? They have suffered enough over there, they don't need to gag on a ton of flab!!!!

 

[Tunescribe]

Aren't there laws against cruel and unusual punishments like that? They have suffered enough over there, they don't need to gag on a ton of flab!!!!

OK, then ship him to Japan in exchange for a moratorium on whaling.

 

[Nikolai]

Tom Brady will...

...sign with the Jests, giving them a SUPERTEAM! It's true. I read it on the internet.

Or, he'll probably show up a little early.

 

[MoLewisrocks]

After inadvertently turning the radio on in the car today, all I know is if he doesn't stage a full blown holdout Tony Masserotti is going to have kittens, which is kinda like what he sounds like he's doing on the radio most days when he's aggitated come to think of it.

What is is with Boston mediots. They don't want to report to us what our teams or players will do, they want to instruct them and us on what they should do. Like they've all done such a bang up job managing their own careers, particularly the ones formerly known as journalists... How quickly they have all become the thing they hated just a few short years ago, the unaccountable talking heads of the airways and that damned internet. LOL

 

[Kontradiction]

I think he'll show up on time. Brady's a professional. He might want a new deal but he's going to do the right thing and not throw a hissy fit over it.

 

[DarrylS]

After inadvertently turning the radio on in the car today, all I know is if he doesn't stage a full blown holdout Tony Masserotti is going to have kittens, which is kinda like what he sounds like he's doing on the radio most days when he's aggitated come to think of it.

What is is with Boston mediots. They don't want to report to us what our teams or players will do, they want to instruct them and us on what they should do. Like they've all done such a bang up job managing their own careers, particularly the ones formerly known as journalists... How quickly they have all become the thing they hated just a few short years ago, the unaccountable talking heads of the airways and that damned internet. LOL

The medium has become the message... quite prophetic in 1964

The medium is the message - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

(Marshall) McLuhan proposes that a medium itself, not the content it carries, should be the focus of study. He said that a medium affects the society in which it plays a role not only by the content delivered over the medium, but also by the characteristics of the medium itself.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

I just don't see him holding out. I wouldn't blame him if he did (because of the injury risk), but I just don't think holding out is consistent with what he's let us know about him. He'll show up on time.

 

[Reckedtrek]

This is just another media driven full bag of sh*t story to pass the off season. You know, when the media makes stuff up about teams who aren't playing, as opposed to the actual football season when the media makes stuff up about teams who are playing

 

[BradyFTW!]

Well there's five people whose opinions I know to completely disregard from here on out, hahaha.

 

[Triumph]

Get a haircut.