New Patriots Cheerleader Unis Revealed

[PatsWickedPissah]

We report, you decide...

Patriots’ cheerleaders puttin’ on the glitz - BostonHerald.com

 

[Kontradiction]

Those are nice and all, but it would be better if they just went out there naked.

 

[Willie55]

I like them. Isn't that what they had a couple years ago.

 

[TriplecHamp]

 

[Calciumee]

Nice!!!!

 

[Ghost of Ben Dreith]

The shorts are a bit too long.....the boots should be mid thigh-high........a little bit more cleavage would be nice.....maybe put the little Patriot head on the belt as a "pasty" and use red/white/blue strings of beads to hold them in place....

 

[capetide]

The shorts are a bit too long.....the boots should be mid thigh-high........a little bit more cleavage would be nice.....maybe put the little Patriot head on the belt as a "pasty" and use red/white/blue strings of beads to hold them in place....

Spent some time in strip clubs, Ben ?

 

[Scouse Patriot]

I'm sure Mo Green had it wrong. I think he meant to say he was boning the cheerleaders Michael was dating.

 

[Gwedd]

The shorts are a bit too long.....the boots should be mid thigh-high........a little bit more cleavage would be nice.....maybe put the little Patriot head on the belt as a "pasty" and use red/white/blue strings of beads to hold them in place....

So.... I see you've stopped channeling Ben Dreith and have switched to Ben Rothlisburger...

 

[Tunescribe]

What's wrong about wearing a thong? A thong and pasties in the shape of Flying Elvis. That would work for me. :rocker:

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Posts #2, 6 & 7 rock!

 

[Frezo]

What's wrong about wearing a thong? A thong and pasties in the shape of Flying Elvis. That would work for me. :rocker:

Absolutely. In fact the new unis are a little too thick. Something like finger paint would be better. You could be a wardrobe assistant. Think you could learn how to finger paint a thong onto a cheerleader?

 

[Keyser Söze]

AHHH!!!!!!

 

[PATSNUTme]

I checked the official site to see if they had any photos of the new uni's posted.
All they had for new photo's were from the swimsuit calender

. They are now posted on the mother ship cheerleader thread at the Ladies Lounge.

 

[TrueBeliever]

To be honest they don't strike me as that different from the old ones. But then I don't remember the old ones.

 

[Tunescribe]

Think you could learn how to finger paint a thong onto a cheerleader?

Yes, but to do it right I'd have to use my palms as well.

 

[TealSox]

If that is their winter uniforms, what will they wear at the beginning of the year?

 

[Pewsterbaby]

Those are nice and all, but it would be better if they just went out there naked.

Oh, that one most assuredly merits a...

"Whatchoo Talkin' 'Bout, Kontradiction?"

Usually you steer clear of stating the obvious with your trademark meticulous analysis of wacky obscure stuff like 2 gap, 3 gap, corner zone blitz schemes, red zone efficiency in the 1st half of the 4th week, and all that other crazy pig latin stuff you like to whip outta left field.

Gez, but none too slick when it comes to chicks, huh? lol. j.k.