Your best 'Confucious Say' for the Pats or NFL

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

Its the absolute WORST time of year for news about the NFL so I am throwing out a Confucious Say thread to break the boredom in here

Lets hear your best made up quote regarding the Pats or NFL to make the great master of quotations himself Mr. Confucious,feel outmatched.


Heres a few of mine....

Confucious Say: Team who pronounces themselves Super Bowl winner in May usually finds themselves picking in top 10 next April

Confucious Say: Player who leave Patriots for greener grass usually find themselves years later in the weeds

Confucious Say: Player who show no incentive to play hard season before (AD), next season gives all other teams with no incentive to sign him year later.

Lets hear some of yours....

 

[Frezo]

Confucious Say: Man who win dance contest not always win popularity contest.

 

[woolster22]

Confuscious say: Bionic WR hurt in week 17, back for week 1
Confuscious say: He who go to crub with BigBen, go back for court about the crub!
Confuscious say: He who throws in the towelr, plays like somethin out your bowelrs in crunch time!
Confuscious say: The angry worm gets the bird, let alr those silry Jesters be big bird!

 

[JMarr]

Confucious say: players that turn down relatively huge contract offers tendered even though football may not be played in 2011, then publicly impune the best owner in the NFL's integrity, end up spending the rest of their lives wondering what might have been.

 

[Frezo]

Confucious Say: O-lineman who fart in church must sit in own pew.

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

Confucious Say: Player like Mankins who wants to MILK NFL owner of extreme pay and would rather Wrestle cows if he does not get his way is an UDDER shame to pro football and its team philosophy

 

[Frezo]

Confucious Say: Show me linebacker with no balls, and I show you linebacker with no sack.

 

[Hardboiled]

Confucius say...

he who get 12 million to play anywhere should not complain.

he who has millions should not speak of feeding own children.

4-3 and 3-4 add to the same number

pumped and jacked is no way to lead others.

playing football on beach is for those with no job.

 

[ausbacker]

Confuscious say man with hoodie not circumcised.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Confuscious say man with hoodie not circumcised.

Confucius say Confucius not want to verify said claim. . . .

 

[Julius]

Confucius say, team that runs ahead of Patriot bus, gets tired
Team that runs behind bus, gets exhausted.

 

[Patjew]

Confucious Say: Show me linebacker with no balls, and I show you linebacker with no sack.

Winner........

 

[TBradyOwnsYou]

Confucious say bad puns make me want to KILL MYSELF

 

[SanAngeloState]

Confucious say team that cannot block for star QB will be watching football in January.

Center who gets manhandled will find his Koppen on chopping block.

Star LB who can't stop ray rice for 3 yard gain on run up middle is no good.

 

[Canada's #1 Pats Fan]

Big Jet HC that laughs last does not get joke

 

[RxJock1120]

Confucioud say: Men who root for the New York Jets have to sit down to pee.

 

[captain stone]

Confucious say team that cannot block for star QB will be watching football in January.

Center who gets manhandled will find his Koppen on chopping block.

Star LB who can't stop ray rice for 3 yard gain on run up middle is no good.

Confucious is wise indeed...

Confucious also say:

Having safety who cannot tackle is not very safe at all;

Replacing has-beens with never-will-bes is not really building through draft;

and the most profound of all:

Poster who fall asleep with itchy bum wake in morning with stinky finger.