Let's sign Justin Bieber

[JSn]

Think about it for a minute: It's an infusion of youth and will surely help out the Patriots ailing popularity. The friggin' kid is EVERYWHERE.

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Dis me if you want, but this is almost as realistic as everyone else some of you guys are going to suggest in the next... 9 months.

 

[Kontradiction]

Our offensive system is too complicated for him to pick up.

 

[JSn]

Our offensive system is too complicated for him to pick up.

Well yeah, but... wait? We HAVE an offensive system? All the scouting reports say that this kid is SUPER offensive.

 

[Patspsycho]

All the scouting reports say that this kid is SUPER offensive.

How rude!

 

[Disco Volante]

Good lord, this Bieber kid has now even infested my football message board.

But in all honestly, the kid can't play the 3-4, he'd be useless in our scheme.

 

[FortressX]

Rumor has it that the only artist Adam Seward listens to at the moment is the above mentioned Justin Bieber.
So this could be a 2 for 1 type deal.
Most excellent !

 

[WhoaDirty]

I don't think we should sign anyone who has less Facebook fans than an Onion Ring.

 

[Dragda]

I have no idea who this is. If I google it and find out he's a Red Sox player, I'm gonna flame somebody.

 

[JSn]

I have no idea who this is. If I google it and find out he's a Red Sox player, I'm gonna flame somebody.

I find it hard to believe that both of these things are true:

1) You've never heard of Justin Bieber.

2) You have internet access.

 

[Dragda]

I find it hard to believe that both of these things are true:

1) You've never heard of Justin Bieber.

2) You have internet access.

I live in Switzerland. We don't have Red Sox (or whoever he is) coverage here.

EDIT Okay, I just googled him. There is no way I'd ever hear of someone like this even if I was home (in America). Some kid who sings on Youtube? How come were posting about him here?

 

[102 Pat]

With Welker probably on the PUP list at the start of the year, can Bieber run a good slant route? :bricks:

 

[Deus Irae]

I live in Switzerland. We don't have Red Sox (or whoever he is) coverage here.

EDIT Okay, I just googled him. There is no way I'd ever hear of someone like this even if I was home (in America). Some kid who sings on Youtube? How come were posting about him here?

I live in the U.S. and I have no idea who he is. I have no intention of Googling him to find out, either. Now.....



Can he rush the passer?

 

[Kontradiction]

He can at least make a mean 14 year old rap song to pump the players up before the game.

 

[glm]

I live in the U.S. and I have no idea who he is. I have no intention of Googling him to find out, either. Now.....



Can he rush the passer?

Yup.

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[Calciumee]

Can he rush the passer?

No, but I am sure if he 'sung' to the qb, they would knock themselves out, meaning an easy sack!

 

[JSn]

No, but I am sure if he 'sung' to the qb, they would knock themselves out, meaning an easy sack!

Oh yeah, the escape-route self-sack. You don't see that much in the NFL these days.

 

[PatsChamp88]

Who?......

 

[patriotsdynasty12189]

He is close with Taylor Swift, so if we get him we get her, not that it helps the team but rather myself and my quest to meet her. I say pull the trigger, bring the kid in for a physical.

 

[T_Brady12]

Funny, because I have the same last name as him and sometimes I'll get a random Facebook friend request from some Justin Bieber freak.

 

[Rob0729]

I know if Bieber became a Patriot, my 10 year old neice would be the biggest fan. So would all her friends. It would be a great opportunity for Kraft to market to the Hannah Montana crowd.