OT: Favre's offseason daily planner

[R_T26]

Brett Favre’s Offseason Daily Planner Boston.BarstoolSports.com


Jan 24 – Throw inexcusable pick to blow Vikings Super Bowl chances.
Jan 25 – Announce that “It’s highly unlikely” you’ll come back to play again in 2010.
Feb 1 – Get interviewed for Peter King’s MMQB column. Tell him “no decision” has been made, but “Deanna and I are going home to Mississippi” and give it some thought. Fish for compliments by telling King how banged up I am. Be sure to mention that this gets harder every year.
Feb 1-9 – Quality time with family. Also monitor the web for speculation about my future.
Feb 10 – Leak to John Clayton I’m retiring.
Feb 11 – Deny reports about my retirement.
Feb 15 – Formally announce my retirement in teary press conference. Don’t forget to say “I don’t have anything left” and “I gave it everything I had.”
Feb 15-19 - Keep schedule clear to watch “Brett Favre Tribute Week” on ESPN. TiVo same on NFL Net.
March 1 – Call Adam Schefter to start “second thoughts” rumors.
March 2 – Deny second thoughts.
March 15 – Dinner with Chilly.
March 16 – Call Minneapolis Star Tribune. Say “This is the best I’ve felt in 10 years.”
March 20 – Call in with “Mike & Mike.” Insist you’re not coming back but if you did you could compete at a high level.
April 22-24 – NFL Draft. Encourage Chilly to draft a QB because you’re done.
April 30-May 3. Skip mini camp.
May 30 – Have agent call Zigi Wulf re: new contract.
June 1 – Tell Jason LaCanfora “I’m not sure” about coming back.
July 24 – Training camp opens. Go fishing in Lousiana.
Aug 24 – Sign record contract.
Aug 25 - Report to Vikings camp. Tell press “I’m here to win.” Say you don’t want the focus to be on you. Cry.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Re: OT: Favres offseason daily planner

Brett Favre’s Offseason Daily Planner Boston.BarstoolSports.com


Jan 24 – Throw inexcusable pick to blow Vikings Super Bowl chances.
Jan 25 – Announce that “It’s highly unlikely” you’ll come back to play again in 2010.
Feb 1 – Get interviewed for Peter King’s MMQB column. Tell him “no decision” has been made, but “Deanna and I are going home to Mississippi” and give it some thought. Fish for compliments by telling King how banged up I am. Be sure to mention that this gets harder every year.
Feb 1-9 – Quality time with family. Also monitor the web for speculation about my future.
Feb 10 – Leak to John Clayton I’m retiring.
Feb 11 – Deny reports about my retirement.
Feb 15 – Formally announce my retirement in teary press conference. Don’t forget to say “I don’t have anything left” and “I gave it everything I had.”
Feb 15-19 - Keep schedule clear to watch “Brett Favre Tribute Week” on ESPN. TiVo same on NFL Net.
March 1 – Call Adam Schefter to start “second thoughts” rumors.
March 2 – Deny second thoughts.
March 15 – Dinner with Chilly.
March 16 – Call Minneapolis Star Tribune. Say “This is the best I’ve felt in 10 years.”
March 20 – Call in with “Mike & Mike.” Insist you’re not coming back but if you did you could compete at a high level.
April 22-24 – NFL Draft. Encourage Chilly to draft a QB because you’re done.
April 30-May 3. Skip mini camp.
May 30 – Have agent call Zigi Wulf re: new contract.
June 1 – Tell Jason LaCanfora “I’m not sure” about coming back.
July 24 – Training camp opens. Go fishing in Lousiana.
Aug 24 – Sign record contract.
Aug 25 - Report to Vikings camp. Tell press “I’m here to win.” Say you don’t want the focus to be on you. Cry.

A for effort, but it's about five changes of heart short.

 

[brdmaverick]

Re: OT: Favres offseason daily planner

Why does Roger Clemens get worshipped when he unretires but Brett Favre gets villified?

 

[Sicilian]

Re: OT: Favres offseason daily planner

Why does Roger Clemens get worshipped when he unretires but Brett Favre gets villified?

Because in baseball you can add a player just about anytime and see an immediate boost to your team. Football teams make very important decisions based on who they think is coming back (especially QB) and requires generally more preparation to incorporate a player (though I admit Favre did well this year overall).

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

Hattiesburg MS - Today a spokesman for Brett Favre announced that Favre has decided to open a chain of breakfast diners. While it will offer a full breakfast menu 24 hours a day, the house specialities will feature waffles and turnovers.

 

[Sivy]

If you did something you loved your entire life at a high level, and i was coming to an end, you'd probably have alot of second thoughts about leaving it too.

 

[Angry Man]

Hattiesburg MS - Today a spokesman for Brett Favre announced that Favre has decided to open a chain of breakfast diners. While it will offer a full breakfast menu 24 hours a day, the house specialities will feature waffles and turnovers.

I'll just go to iHop instead. :rocker:

 

[102 Pat]

This thread has me craving pancakes...:singing:

 

[Kontradiction]

I hate it when people waffle. Just absolutely despise it. I guess it's just a huge pet peeve with me and, everytime Favre does it, it makes me angry. However, the game is better with him in it. I just hope this year that he comes out and says that he doesn't want to go through training camp (yeah, I know the ramifications of saying that... but at least he's being truthful) but would be interested in joining the Vikings in preseason and finishing his contract out.