New Year's Resolutions - Patriots Edition

[convertedpatsfan]

What resolutions would you like to see our team make for the new year? Here are a few I'd like to see:

Tom Brady: I resolve to share the ball with others besides Randy and Wes.

Bill O'Brien: I resolve to quit running that stupid play where you hand the ball off quickly to the fullback for no gain in short yardage situations.

Laurence Maroney: I resolve to hold onto the ball, especially near the goal line.

Adalius Thomas: I resolve to shut my big mouth for the rest of the season.

Randy Moss: I resolve to make sure that kid with my mask is at every play-off game we play.

Others?

 

[Jangles]

Coaches

I resolve to make appropriate second half adjustments and no longer allow inferior teams to come back from behind and make it a challenging game

WR (not named Welker and Moss)
My hands will no longer be clubs and I will get open and then catch the ball when it's thrown to me

 

[The_Riddler]

Bill O'Brien: I resolve to actually pass via play action whenever possible out of each and every "so predicable" running formation that I put onto the field. I will do this as thus to actually fool a defense and fans watching on TV to know that when a certain formation is set and certain personnel are put into that formation, that something different other than a run can happen.

As a fan watching on TV, I call the runs 99 times out of a 100 based on the formation and personnel I see on the play, mmmmmm, I wonder if the opposing defense can ? Ya think ?

Bill, let's effin mix it up with some play action. Caa-mon man!

 

[Jangles]

Bill, let's effin mix it up with some play action. Caa-mon man!

Just wait

With Morris, Taylor, Faulk, and Maroney in the rotation we're going to play action the NFL to death

 

[ewg_gestalt]

Wes Welker: I resolve to be even more badass.

Defense: We resolve to make sure an opposing QB on the run always gets sacked for a loss.

Julian Edelman: I resolve to finish becoming Welker 2.0.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Bill Belichick ... That he try to be human by forgetting one play ... just one from his entire career.

 

[Jangles]

Wes Welker: I resolve to be even more badass.

impossible

that's like promising to be the first person to count to infinity

 

[Patstopia]

OC - I resolve to use the running backs ALL game!

 

[PatriotsInGA]

Fans- I resolve to stop making doom and gloom threads after a win.

 

[ewg_gestalt]

impossible

that's like promising to be the first person to count to infinity

Just because he can't be more badass doesn't mean he wouldn't try--it's part of what makes him so badass to begin with.