Semi-OT: Pat Patriot arrested!!!

[SmokeShowin]

State police arrest 14 since indoor prostitution banned | turnto10.com

Law enforcement sources told NBC 10 one of the johns who tried to pay for sex with a prostitute was 47-year-old Robert Sormanti of Warwick. He’s better known around New England as “Pat the Patriot”—the mascot for the New England Patriots.

 

[reflexblue]

State police arrest 14 since indoor prostitution banned | turnto10.com

He'll never be able to show his face.

 

[Kontradiction]

"Pat the HIV Positive Patriot"

 

[Betterthanmost]

When it rains, it pours

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

He'll never be able to show his face.

You rat, I'm glad I didn't have a mouthful of water.

 

[Bill B.]

So, you think Goodell will dock us another draft pick.

 

[Disco Volante]

Seriously? What a week, lol.

 

[Deus Irae]

State police arrest 14 since indoor prostitution banned | turnto10.com

As long as he's not late for practice

 

[reflexblue]

First Tiger now Pat....Kids are going to have to find a new role model :singing:

 

[Willie55]

I guess that means the cheerleaders haven't been giving it up to him.

 

[Tunescribe]

I hope he's cut. I'm in a no-nonsense mood. Let the jokes begin: I'll bet he was blown away by this arrest, but he might hire a lawyer to claim he was screwed by police.

(Actually, it should be a wakeup call for the guy. I mean, why is a 47-year-old man doing a mascot gig?)

 

[MassPats38]

Was he in his Pat Patriot gear at the time he was arrested?

This could be bad.

 

[pats1]

I wouldn't say I'm surprised, but that's as far as I'll go on that one.

 

[Kontradiction]

(Actually, it should be a wakeup call for the guy. I mean, why is a 47-year-old man doing a mascot gig?)

Are you kidding? The guy gets field side seats. I would do that for free.

 

[reflexblue]

Was he in his Pat Patriot gear at the time he was arrested?

This could be bad.

He never takes it off thats why he was there.

 

[Dr Pain]

Rhode Island is such a joke. They just made indoor prostitution illegal. Just see all the “SPA”s they have there with the all men clients. The woman in them, mostly Chinese etc… are slaves. One of my favorite restaurants is Greggs on N Main Street in Providence and it sickens me that a few doors down at one of the “SPA”s, slaves are basically being tourtured while Rhode Island’s finest sits on their hands.

Sorry for the rant but slavery exists and is closer than you think. Pat the Patriot and all of these clients are scum.

 

[Kontradiction]

He never takes it off thats why he was there.

That would probably be hilarious.

*Car pulls up with Pat Patriot driving*
"Hey baby, wanna party?"
*Fist pump* *Head bang*

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Still not as embarrassing as "Steely McBeam."

 

[Tunescribe]

Rhode Island is such a joke. They just made indoor prostitution illegal.

WHAT?! They outlawed dating?

 

[Patspsycho]

He'll never be able to show his face.

Best line... close the thread on this note.