TennesseePatriot
On the Game Day Roster
- Joined
- Nov 11, 2009
- Messages
- 303
- Reaction score
- 0
Once, there was a message board
Enthralled by the angry losing hordes
Two sides took up on the site
To battle everyday and every night
Twas a war most fierce that raged non stop
An argument of which player to drop
There was one player named Tom Brady
Who many thought should soon be traded
Once a fearless hero in the snow
Now some thought his skills were terribly low
The ingenious leader feared by all
Had from fans grace taken a fall
The arguing became such a chore
That the sides declared a Civil War
The blood was spilt upon both sides
With every post shot down with denies
It was a horrible scene between the fans
Who fought to the death in loyal bands
One side claimed it was but a brief lapse,
The other sensed a complete collapse
Pacifists tried to change the subject
Discussing simple topics to which none could object
Some would distract with threads of how the refs were fools,
As they watched the Colts defense bend the rules
These attempts did not succeed
To stop the bitter, collective stampede
Twas the worst Civil War since Gettysburg
With both sides having posts deemed most absurd
When the dust had cleared both sides saw
The war had been declared a draw
It seemed their bickering had little effect
Upon the management's intellect
Both sides realized and would have to cope
The war had been a worthless goat-rope
Enthralled by the angry losing hordes
Two sides took up on the site
To battle everyday and every night
Twas a war most fierce that raged non stop
An argument of which player to drop
There was one player named Tom Brady
Who many thought should soon be traded
Once a fearless hero in the snow
Now some thought his skills were terribly low
The ingenious leader feared by all
Had from fans grace taken a fall
The arguing became such a chore
That the sides declared a Civil War
The blood was spilt upon both sides
With every post shot down with denies
It was a horrible scene between the fans
Who fought to the death in loyal bands
One side claimed it was but a brief lapse,
The other sensed a complete collapse
Pacifists tried to change the subject
Discussing simple topics to which none could object
Some would distract with threads of how the refs were fools,
As they watched the Colts defense bend the rules
These attempts did not succeed
To stop the bitter, collective stampede
Twas the worst Civil War since Gettysburg
With both sides having posts deemed most absurd
When the dust had cleared both sides saw
The war had been declared a draw
It seemed their bickering had little effect
Upon the management's intellect
Both sides realized and would have to cope
The war had been a worthless goat-rope