Week 2 Haiku Picks

[OldEnglandPatriot]

OK, you didn't ask for them (again) so here they are (again).


SEATTLE +2 @ San Francisco

Seahawks reassert
division supremacy
despite the long grass


Kansas City/Oakland UNDER THE TOTAL 38

Run run run run run
run run run run run run run
run run run run run


CAROLINA +6.5 @ Atlanta

Off turnover mess
Panthers protect Jake, bully
division rivals


DALLAS -2.5 over NY Giants

I'm high on Dallas
for some reason and think that
turnovers seal this


SINDY -3 @Miami

Oppose Miami
all year and win even if
they somehow beat Colts


TENNESSEE -6.5 over Houston

It's like deja-vu
for Houston after week one
but worse on the road

 

[mosslost]

These are kind of cool
Why don't you pick for all games
That would be harder

 

[cavtroop]

LOL, this is genius!

The KC one had me laughing out loud

 

[OldEnglandPatriot]

These are kind of cool
Why don't you pick for all games
That would be harder

With the best will in the world I don't think anyone wants to read sixteen straight haikus! Also it's all but impossible to show a profit trying to pick every game versus the spread. But just for fun and minus the haikus:

OAK +3 @KC, TITANS -6.5 v Houston, Pats -3.5 @ Jest, CINCI +9 @GB,
DET +9.5 v Vikes, PHIL (pk) over Saints, CAR +6.5 @ATL,
WASH -9.5 over STL, JAX -3 over AZ, SEATTLE +2 @49ers, TB +5 @BUF,
DEN -3 over CLE, SD -3 over BALT, PITT -3 @CHI, DAL -3 over NYG,
SINDY -3 over FISH